of schlagenheim

she's a very online guy

[badassdemonsword-deactivated202]

i forgot that this is what the entire comic is

[tabloidsores]

Does anyone have the fucking post where it's a screenshot of someone googling john wick scenes but it's like "his focking name is beb yegah - jam wick scene" I feel like I'm being gaslit by tumblr search

[tabloidsores]

Fucking. Found it

[vmvirtualmachine]

yeah (nodding stoicly) discard that post...

[vmvirtualmachine]

jesus fucking christ, just had an 11/10 nightmare. the cadillac of nightmares

[vmvirtualmachine]

it was in continuity with another horrible nightmare that id actually forgotten about so i was rattled wondering where all that came from and now im lying awake trying to avoid thinking about either of them. what the fuck man

[vmvirtualmachine]

actually still got me fucked up dude. at least i havent had another one

[innerchildabortionclinic]

I have a theory that certain niches of zoosadist content are political, and the viewers are using the animal as a replacement for who they actually want to hurt. It's just easier and less risky for them to access content where animals are used. This is based on an exposé a while back that involved a lot of Trump supporters paying for animal torture content, I will let you know if I find/remember the article covering it

[innerchildabortionclinic]

Found what I was thinking about

It's not just the flags in the background of this particular video distributor that made me suspect such motives, but if you read the article, the way viewers are talking about and engaging with the content. It's hateful.

[vmvirtualmachine]

jesus fucking christ, just had an 11/10 nightmare. the cadillac of nightmares

[vmvirtualmachine]

it was in continuity with another horrible nightmare that id actually forgotten about so i was rattled wondering where all that came from and now im lying awake trying to avoid thinking about either of them. what the fuck man

[vmvirtualmachine]

jesus fucking christ, just had an 11/10 nightmare. the cadillac of nightmares

[vmvirtualmachine]

so many things in this world are just *mimes jerking off motion*

[falsedetective]

cake is such an underappreciated band. i can’t believe we brought back low rise flare jeans before we brought back cake in the top 40

[falsedetective]

i’m just saying cake’s music would be widely regarded as so sexy if it wasn’t for all the mariachi horns and vibraslap and the vocalist didn’t always sound like he was explaining his suicide plans to a gun store clerk in sacramento. the world wasn’t ready for them

[digital-morganism-deactivated20]

The fact that it sounds like a dispassionate reading of a terrorist manifesto is a feature

[kingcatnine]

i know it's not fair to compare the writing of recent debut tumblr authors to Terry Pratchett no matter how much they want to be him but reading a discworld really is making me despair at ppl not understanding what makes a metaphor good. Pratchett just hit me with "the silence of the room crowded in like a fist slowly being clenched" and you want to try my patience with sharpened bananas. go home.

[vmvirtualmachine]

you ever just see someone where genuinely ceasing to post would have a real, materially beneficial effect on their life and self. not me though

[vmvirtualmachine]

when you look up "the overload" on youtube fucking yard act comes up. before the talking heads song. sputtering and choking in horror and rage

[vmvirtualmachine]

you know i sometimes talk shit about jeff tweedys vocals but wilco has some of the only music i will actively sing along to. this could mean something psychological

[despazito]

When the riff comes back slower and nastier

[vmvirtualmachine]

so many things in this world are just *mimes jerking off motion*

[darkspaceboytoy]

I just wish we’d had some way of knowing that the Nazi tattooed bigot who did mercenary work for Blackwater and was abusive to the women he had relationships with was a bad guy before he’d gotten this far. If only we’d had some sort of visual warning for who Graham Platner was. If only he might have had something on his body that could tell us he was no good, before we let him run this long. Hindsight’s 20 fucking 20 I guess though huh

[vmvirtualmachine]

yeah dude, hydrogen and oxygen. duh.