all y'all talkin about endgame spoilers but i’m js. if any of you fuckers spoil detective pikachu you’re getting arrested.
Pika pika
THAT’S IT GET YOUR ASS IN THE COP CAR
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all y'all talkin about endgame spoilers but i’m js. if any of you fuckers spoil detective pikachu you’re getting arrested.
Pika pika
THAT’S IT GET YOUR ASS IN THE COP CAR
Honestly I'm not on tumblr enough to be a good mutual, if I have any I love y'all I swear I'm just. So bad. At. Checking. Tumblr.
You, a normal High School student, have your world turned upside down when a prophecy arises, of one who will save the world, and it’s all about…. your best friend. You journey with them to save the world, but, really, you just want to make it back in time for the science exam.
Okay I have always adored the idea of one of these stories being told from the perspective of their best friend and just. It's my favorite
gay.. H, homosexuality. mm
PLEASE WATCH THIS SHOW PLEASE!!!!
I BEG OF YOU WATCH IT IT'S SO GOOD AND I NEED A SEASON FOUR
what.
you heard the ferret
this movie really is a gem to behold
YOU hates terfs
Some woofle jelly cake with razzleberry dressing would be nice.
I want this recipe so badly
I really wish I could kiss your cheek and hold you close and mess with your hair and maybe kiss you while we cuddle and watch movies
But I know that can't be, so why do I keep thinking about it
In context with this post on sigil making, you need to break up letters into their basic shapes. I’ve gotten a few messages from people who don’t know how to do that, which is totally understandable, so here’s a guide. I didn’t include vowels because you don’t use vowels when making this kind of sigil.
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Well this is rad
The amount of times I could have been that white girl in the horror movie could honestly be a movie in itself and it’s honestly a waste that my entire life isn’t constantly recorded on film because it would be HILARIOUS
1. That one time I decided to see what was past the old gate in the woods, but when got there it had been smashed in half and there was a decapitated sheep head with no skin just off the trail, so instead I just turned around and went home.
2. That time some friends and I went camping and we found a pile of bones wrapped in a garbage bag buried under a log, but the adult supervisor told us it was nothing, so we just put it back and didn’t talk about it again.
3. The time I was getting chased through the woods at night and I realized “wait it’s dark as fuck” so I just held still until the guy gave up and left.
4. The time this dude said he was in love with me and so he was going to cut my head off and dump my body in a lake, so I told him to grow the hell up, but then he got caught stealing girl’s underwear a day later and I never saw him again
5. That one time in college where I was taking a shortcut on my home at night and a car followed me into a dark alley, so I stared directly into the driver’s side of the window and walked towards it to psych them out
6. The night I was out on a walk and this old guy told me he’d locked his keys in his truck and that he needed someone my size to crawl in through the back window for him, so I told him “you know that sounds super suspicious right” and told him where to find a pay phone for a tow truck instead
7. The one time this random guy on the street said he was in love with me and so he was going to follow me home on my bus, so I clapped him on the shoulder and told him that if he got that close to my bus then I was going to throw him under the wheels, but then this really nice homeless man from Nigeria told the guy to fuck off and then checked to make sure he didn’t follow me onboard
8. That big cat with yellow eyes who I found in a well and brought home who used to put rotting meat in my closet and wake me up by chewing on my face, until I put him back outside and never saw him again.
9. My one cousin who used to come over for the summer who kept calling me ‘piñata’ and hitting me with sticks, until he went back home and was sent to juvie cause he finally got caught torturing animals
10. The time I got lost on the way to a meeting and wound up at a circus tent instead, and got followed by a full-out clown for three vacant street blocks
11. The pet hamster I had when I was seven who would scream all night and eventually escaped by ripping a bar out of its cage and wiggling through the hole. My mom caught it and put it back but it lived another year and a half until one night the screaming just stopped
12. The time I was whistling in the woods and something started whistling back, so I went home
13. That one night at summer camp where a group of girls got together to play ‘bloody mary’ in the lavatory and invited me to come with them so I said “no thanks” and stayed with the camp councillors and drank soup instead.
14. The old abandoned house I just moved into with the door that leads into a big empty room full of dirt and empty cooking pots that I just sort of… locked up forever and never go near
15. Once when I was at an ihop I saw a coffee mug do a full 360º spin with nobody touching it, so I said ‘that was neat’ and never ate there again
16. The time I took a photo of a big old raven sitting on the crucifix on top of the old town church cause it was the most goth thing I’d ever seen, right? But then it swooped down towards me, so I apologized immediately for being rude, and I felt a little silly for a while but the car that hit me on the way home didn’t even leave a bruise so idk be nice to birds
Sorry I know I bring this shit up a lot but sometimes im awake at night and I just. keep thinking
I think the secret to survival is to be good to animals, stay away from men, and say “no thanks” to everything else
I'm sorry you didn't get a bruise from what?
Is it possible to have relationship goals with someone who you're not in a relationship with?
THIS IS THE BEST ONE YET
I always think it's funny when porn blogs follow me. Like, I know what you're intending to do and I appreciate that you're trying but trust me I am Not your target audience
me: lmao who needs a partner i’m alone but i’m not lonely bitch, i live fine by my fucking self bitch! play that hailee steinfeld song!
me after watching a one (1) good rom-com:
my friend just asked me for fashion advice and i sent her 3 links to “things women love to wear that men hate” articles. i hope i’ve done my service well.
for the lesbians out there who don’t want men hitting on them but still want to attract girls, here are things women like that men hate. almost all of these are featured on multiple articles.
•wedge sneakers
•open-side shirts
•bright lipstick
•high waisted pants or skirts
•pantsuits
•hair bows
•oversized sweaters
•uneven dresses
•peplums
•big sunglasses
•rompers
•overalls
•bangles
•leather pants
•flip flops
•crop tops
•baggy pants
•chokers
•lace-up tops
•strapless shirts or dresses
•bold floral prints
•clothes with ruffles
Why are men so boring, every one of these is a goddamn Look.