Let's Pretend

I'm Alex. I'm a 29 year old dork. Enjoy my lame blog. She/Her/They/Them

[fuchsianreactor]

(to the tune of mary had a little lamb): mary had a little lamb

[arsenicinshell]

GUO PEI SS2026

[chronicallyhomoerotic]

this is a poem. To me.

[monstermoviedean]

truly no video game moment will ever surpass the part in portal 2 where glados says "well, this is the part where he kills us" and wheatley says "hello, this is the part where i kill you" and you unlock the achievement titled "the part where he kills you" (description: this is that part) and the chapter title appears on the screen and reads: chapter nine: the part where he kills you

[utopians]

Car problems are great bc I can finally get that disgusting $600 that I hated out of my bank account

[dogpuppy]

[moofahdrome]

the most burnt out girl in the world would like to remind you that she's actually really lazy compared to the people around her and she could probably use some extra work to keep her honest

[dogpuppy]

[bakersfield-row]

[valtsv]

can't stop thinking about how hysterical project hail mary would be from rocky's pov when you consider that, by eridian standards, basic human functioning is simultaneously an incredibly hostile and violently perverted body horror fetish nightmare. imagine you make first contact with an alien and it's an apex predator with an obscene number of orifices, made up mostly of toxic substances that it oozes constantly from said orifices, thrives in an unforgivingly cold and suffocating atmosphere, is highly motivated by searching for its next meal + consumes its food publicly in violation of your society's main taboo, and is capable of rapidly transitioning from vulnerable in sleep to alert and in full possession of its faculties at the slightest change in stimuli. grace is in a heartwarming scifi buddy comedy and meanwhile rocky is bonded with and planning on bringing home his species' equivalent of the xenomorph.

[valtsv]

POV you're welcoming home your planet's heroic saviours

[infertilityidol]

[squeakitties]

[necromosss]

As the person who got their R keyboard broken and the world mocked me for being forced to use the uwu language as replacement

My condolences

[commodore-64]

put that back

[the-davest-of-uncles]

National Lampoon, October 1985

[toastbutteregg]

[gigglevoid]

[michaelblume]

[milf--adjacent]

Let the historical record show that Mr. Beast was entirely ignorable if you were just like doing literally anything else. I've been on youtube as long as it's been around and I've never been recommended a video by him. I see him in passing as a meme. I thought he was a made up joke, a caricature of bad youtuber content miners until someone I trust confirmed his existence to me in late 2025.

[thewebcomicsreview]

I wish I had more to say about Nancy than “it’s good”, but….it’s good.

[navigatorsnorth]

Phenomenal spare wheel cover I walked past the other day

[saintofwhimsy]

aguefort gets a new website and they go around taking photos and somehow the bad kids end up being the token diversity photo right on the front cover