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@voguemortician
IM STILL FALLING IN FANDOMS IM CRYING
apparently i don’t know how to draw posture or (female)bodies anymore haha not i ever knew how to draw bodies to begin with but yeah i drew le mistress
i saw really good fanart of her yesterday and needed to draw her
My markers are dying :’(
I love misstres and warden :’>
binged some superjail the other night
Ahhhhhhh The Warden is so sexy (๑´ڡ`๑)
Mistress x Warden♀️
Oh shit waddup
I shall present to you my newest obsession ✨
Attempt on a fake screenshot
cute couple things i’ve seen on campus this semester that make me want a stupid boyfriend
girl and guy were sitting on the same chair with the guy behind her only he was hugging her waist and fast asleep on her shoulder while she was working on her computer
saw this couple across the street from me waiting for the bus. the guy did the thing where he pretends to look for something in his bag and pulls out a finger heart instead
in the hallway i watched this girl run up to her bf and he gives her the biggest hug and goes “see told you you’d kill your presentation” then kisses her forehead
girl sitting next to me in the library has been grinding on an assignment all day (like i’d have been in the library from 10-3 with breaks in between for classes but she’d been sitting there the whole time) and her boyfriend would come in every few hours, put down food or coffee on her table, kiss the top of her head, and walk away without a word
in one of my smaller classes (probably around 30 people) this guy’s phone rang and he sprung up and left the class to answer it. usually profs don’t care if you leave class but this one is really small and he knows all of our names/faces, so when the guy comes back in the prof asks if everything was ok. he has the biggest grin on his face and says “yeah, sorry that was my girlfriend. her flight took off right before it started snowing so i was worried. she’s okay tho.”
was sitting outside and reading when it was warmer and i could see this couple sitting under a tree a little ways away from me. the girl was laying in his lap while he was on his phone. suddenly i heard an alarm go off so i look up and they start switching places so now he’s laying his head on her lap and she’s reading sitting up. it happened twice more after that
Im-
Adorable
So I have my dog trained to sit when she wants pet (she used to be very wild and jumpy when we first got her, it’s been a long road) so now when she wants attention she just sits very still and stares VERY intently at you (she’s extremely non verbal and hardly makes sound in general)
So, today I let her out and didn’t realize the fence gate was wide open, and she just shoots right out at this older man and a small girl (bc she just LOVES PEOPLE. A lot) The girl kinda shrieks and the man pulls her behind him (which I get it, my dogs small but she’s still part Pitt, and she was running full throttle at them) and all of a sudden my dog just pulls up completely, full stop, and plants her ass on the ground in front of them, staring and wagging her tail.
And they just stand there, staring at each other. She’s like, vibrating with energy, waiting for pets, and these people are like “wtf” so I run up and explain and the old guy was just so thrilled honestly. The little girl starts petting her and the old dude was gushing about how trained and well behaved she is (I mean, ignoring the fact that she shot out of the gate LMAO) but like, that just made me so happy. I’ve put so much time and effort into training her and making her feel safe and comfortable after he (horrifying) past and I’m just so so proud of her.
TLDR; my dog is a good gorl and I luv her
This is the good girl in question
Aaaaa! The best of girls!
The internet: unironically draw big-tittiy’d genderbent porn of bowser from super mario bros because of a fan comic based on a power up.
Ya’ll: Cool awesome
Person on tumblr: make obvious jokes about thinking the grinch is hot
Ya’ll: NO N O NO NOT AGAIN I CAN’T DO THIS AGAIN, NEW ONCELER NEW ONCELER WHY DOES TUMBLR HAVE TO RUIN EVERYTHING!!!”
Why does OP have a point
well to be fair the grinch doesn’t have big tiddies and a pretty dress
So what you’re saying is we should give the Power Up Crown to the Grinch.
hold that thought
@darkwingsnark
this was very rushed, I am not a fashion designer
merry crisis
“…and her chest grew three sizes that day.”
I congratulate you on writing the worst sentence of January 16, 2019
I made this post how many months ago and THIS happens???? i’m not sure if i should be appalled or flattered.
The Thot Character of the Day is: Grinchette from This Fucking Post I guess
The Binch
Every who down in Whoville
Liked Christmas a lot
But the Binch, who lived just north of whoville
Was a thot who did not.
*sniff* that was beautiful