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It lives in the arcade and leaves sticky little footprints on the linoleum. Naming it Gumble

swifties always going on the "you just hate women" defense like first of all Taylor Swift is not a woman she's an unskippable ad

explicitlyrics

swifties always going on the "you just hate women" defense like first of all Taylor Swift is not a woman she's an unskippable ad

explicitlyrics

swifties always going on the "you just hate women" defense like first of all Taylor Swift is not a woman she's an unskippable ad

cryptotheism

Uncles and Nephews can perform especially powerful attacks together. Experiment with different uncles and nephews to discover their unique abilities.

punkitt-is-here

this is what LMFAO did with party rock anthem

#so excited to see what sort of attacks my nephew and i will develop once he's older #and if we will defeat my husband and his nephew in battle #yes both nephews are both of ours yes they are brothers. i'm not yet sure which will be assigned to me and which to husband #for battle purposes but i AM pretty sure that's how it works #it won't be until season three at least that the boys make amends and we become an unstoppable four-person team #with many combo attack options

iguessweallcrazyithinktho

#really? i think this is exactly the future dippin dots was the ice cream of

tiktoks-for-dead-pope

#WHAT i want a pigeon #congrats lil guy that looks like a nice cozy nest your baby must be so happy #the lil pigeon noises at the end! he's so proud!#for meep

toushindai

they don't tell you this but when an event is advertised as "for all ages" they mean kids. they mean kids. if you, a grown-up, show up expecting to do the arts'n'crafts, you're the weirdo. even though they said "all ages."

#i went to an adult craft thing at my library it SPECIFICALLY SAID ADULT it was still me and a bunch of kids #people see “craft” and assume it's for children

whencartoonsruletheworld

mxtomituck

can-i-make-image-descriptions

[Image ID: Still from the movie The Wizard of Oz of a house crushing the Wicked Witch of the East; her legs stick out from underneath. /End ID]

#the wizard of oz #laugh rule

nosimpincurly

You’re not depressed. You just need $250,000 in your bank account.

catherinebunnington

Reblog to materialize $250,000 in prev's bank account

victusinveritas

#kamilah the good place coded answer

mylittleredgirl

playing a new game where i talk about fandom using words that belong on corporate powerpoint slides like:

✨ we have to align our headcanons to authentically reflect our strategic mission and meet quarterly margin objectives ✨

sorry to everyone who understood that

coraclavia

as per my last 5+1,

wrenchwenches

Hello team,

With all due respect, I cross-checked your references with Kakashi from accounting, and the error in your fics was statistically significant. Every fic published in our “Enemies to Lovers” tag after the most recent episode’s air date needs to be updated and reviewed due to new policies issued by the author.

Please re-aquaint yourself with the source material before next week’s meeting and prepare to discuss the changes.

Cheers!

mylittleredgirl

you guys are really good at this game

#re: your brains vibes

targetedknowledge

nat-20s

You can replace [ACTIVITY YOU ENJOY] with [SCROLLING] but watch out. This sucks bad 👍

nat-20s

Some things about this post since getting quite a few notes:

1. If you see this post, highly recommend taking it as an opportunity to set a timer for 15 minutes and switch over to ACTIVITY YOU ENJOY. if after those 15 minutes, you want to go back to scrolling, that's okay!

2. Huge shout out to this popping up in my notifs often, bc I do go back to activity.

3. I think there are times where scrolling is fine. Right now, for example, I'm being connected to a machine for two hours to donate plasma and platelets. Yes this is a brag but it is also a time where scrolling is one of the few things I can do. (Though I will probably also read or watch something on phone lol)