So, I've actually been a fan of the manga for a year ish, but I never really got hyperfixated on it the way I have other media. However!! With the anime now coming out, I'm properly obsessed. So be on the lookout, cause Qifrey is definitely going to be joining my roster. Also, yk, maybe some other characters from Witch hat, but we'll see if I can get their voices down the way I wanna.
On a warm afternoon in Canvas town, you are surprised when your boyfriends invade your meager apartment. What isn't surprising, is the the two of them cannot get along for more than three seconds. Luckily, arguing is surprisingly good foreplay.
the worst thing about writing or any kind of craft is having an idea you're really excited to make a reality but then you sit down and realize how much work it's going to take to get to that point and suddenly you feel like those two little gay guys in the mountain in the lord of the rings
He's very attentive. The flood of endorphins and adrenaline has him a lot more cuddly than he usually is willing to be.
When he's in a more dominant mood, he gets really bad dom-drop. He needs reassurance that you enjoyed it, or he'll spiral quietly.
He has a handful of creams and ointments that he has to help with bruises or bite marks.
B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)
He likes his own arms and chest. He works hard for his physique, and it's proof that he's making progress and getting stronger.
On you, your eyes. He loves gazing into them. He loves watching thwm get cloudy with pleasure, or tear up when it becomes too much, them rolling back when you climax.
C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)
He cannot be quiet while cumming to save his life. He tries to keep it down, and he just can't.
His cum tastes fairly sweet.
He's not opposed to eating cum, but prefers to avoid getting it on him. The texture grosses him out slightly, and he hates having to wash it off.
D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)
He's a sadist. He doesn’t like to admit it, but he is.
It takes him a very long time in order to say anything about this, and even longer to feel comfortable indulging in it.
E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)
He didn't have time for relationships while he was part of the Hell Guard. He was way too busy to give any of his time to a partner.
Once he was with the cleaners, he had a bit more freedom, but he still probably wasn't inclined to take much time away from his job, or his goal to get stronger.
There's a very good chance that he's a virgin.
As for knowing what he's doing, he might not be a natural talent, but he's a quick study.
F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)
Usually something where you two are facing. He likes seeing your eyes and being able to touch you freely.
More adventurously, pinning you against a wall. It feels dirty and desperate, and he feels in control.
G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)
He's deadly serious. He might be a bit self deprecating when sleeping with you for the first time though.
He gets giddy at any praise, even sexual.
H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)
Very well groomed. He trims his hair carefully, and never lets it get out of hand. His hair is more similar to the darker shade on his head.
I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)
Most of the time he's very intimate. He loves sex as a way to be close to you. He will tell you how much he loves you, how much he loves being with you, in between thrusts. He's just so genuinely happy to share this moment with you.
Om the other hand, he does have his moments when you're being a bit kinkier. During these moments, he will still try to sneak in some affection. Kissing your skin after biting, smoothing his hands over anywhere he slaps, that sort of thing.
J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)
Ever so slightly more than average. He has an intense drive, and since he likes to take his time when he's with you, he doesn't always have enough time to find you for sex and is forced to handle it himself.
K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)
He obviously has a praise kink. He wants to know you're feeling good, he wants to know that he's doing well. Caress his face and tell him he's perfect and he might cum on the spot.
L = Location (favorite places to do the do)
He's still a somewhat conservative person. He probably opts for your bed or his, a candle or two lit to try and make it at least a little romantic.
The shower ot bath is a close second though. Oftentimes a second round will start because he offered to help you clean your hair.
M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)
Seeing you deeply concentrated on something. It could be a book, training, tending to your vital instrument, anything. But seeing that stern look on your face, the furrow of your brows. Suddenly he's thinking about if you would be making that same face in bed.
N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)
He doesn’t like to be on the receving end of degradation. It would hit him too hard, and probably send him into a very real spiral.
Also, anything that could actually, tangibly, impact your reputations. No fucking where another cleaner could walk in, or anything that could risk either of you being exposed to strangers. He'd also generally avoid visable hickies.
O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)
He is more than willing to give, but he likes to receive. He's constantly torn between wanting to look at you, and wanting to hide his face. He will thread his fingers through your hair if it's texture where he can do that, or just hold near the nape of your neck if not.
When giving, both hands are on your thighs. He doesn't realize it, but his thumbs are swiping back and forth soothingly. If you buck, he will hold you down.
P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)
He can do both. If you asked him to, he would go fast, and he speeds up the closer he gets to climax. Most of the time, he's on the slower end.
Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)
He really doesn't love them. Sex is supposed to be intimate. It's supposed to be about connecting more deeply with your partner. Quickies don't really allow for that. The desperation has some appeal to him, but generally, he'd rather wait until you have time or just rub one out.
R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)
He's willing to try new things in bed. Some more exotic stuff might require a bit of convincing. Risking you, your safety, or your reputation is a no for him.
S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)
He has certainly got good stamina. He has two rounds in him at least, usually more. He will also be making you cum at least twice as well.
T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)
He doesn't really own toys, since he doesn't have anywhere convenient to store them. I do see him indulging in a paddle if that's something that fits your dynamic.
U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)
He mostly teases during foreplaybut not much once you really get into it.
V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)
Quiet. Huffing breaths, low grunts. It doesn’t come naturally though. He is fighting for his life trying to stay quiet.
Getting a moan out of him is a feat, but once you have him at that point, he won't really be able to controll himself anymore.
W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)
He has to hide Assistaff somewhere nearby and safe before having sex, just like people who turn their stuffed animals around. It feels oddly dirty for her to be nearby, so he will cover her with a blanket.
X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)
5¾ inches long, 1½ inches wide. Slightly thicker at the base. A small tuft of hair and a slight happy trail that you can'tsee very well since the hair is light. Surprisingly straight. A cute pink tip. Uncut (I don't think they have circumcision on the ground)
Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)
Right around average. He supresses it a lot to focus on things, causing it to sometimes be a bit stronger for a while.
Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)
He takes a while to fall asleep. He likes to just cuddle, probably watching over you as you sleep as well. He just feels so happy and buzzy.
Warnings: Jabber appropriate violence, mention of drug use & sex under the effects of drugs, reader is in a relationship with Jabber.
A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)
He's not great at aftercare. He might stick around to sleep, but he's won't be around in the morning unless he wants another round. He's just a bit too emotionally repressed.
He might be able to just barely bring himself to take care of you once he's sure that you're asleep.
B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)
His hands, obviously.
On his partner, he enjoys thighs. He especially loves plusher thighs. He'll mark them up with bites and digs his nails into the soft flesh. He likes seeing the angry red cresents on your skin.
C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)
His cum tastes kinda nasty. He probably doesn't have the best diet, and he's consistantly poisoning himself, so it's definitly an acquired taste.
He cums a lot by the way. I imagine that he gets pretty pent up, constantly leaving fights unsatisfied, and not wanting to "waste" time and energy by masturbating, just in case he runs into a truely satisfying fight.
He's the type of guy to show you your own cum on his tongue before swallowing.
D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)
He doesn't really have secrets when it comes to sex. He's a very open person when it comes to his pleasure. However, he has a sensitive spot on the back of his neck that even he doesn’t know about, and if you grab it just right while fucking him into the pillows, he'll see stars.
E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)
He hasn't had many partners, but he is incredibly aware of his own tastes. He knows what to do to make himself feel good, and is usually able to apply that logic to his partners.
F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)
He likes to be on the bottom. He likes being vulnerable to whatever you want to do to him. When he's on his back, you can tease him, choke him, slap him, and he can't do much to stop you. He likes the view, looking up at you as you make him feel amazing, caging him in. It's intoxicating.
G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)
He is not serious one bit. It makes it particularly hard if you're a brat tamer, because he won't take any form of punishment seriously. The only way to shut his sarcastic ass up would be to shove something in his mouth.
H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)
He is well groomed but not fully shaven. He takes a decent amount of pride in his hygene. He also has a slight happy trail that he trims if it gets too noticeable.
I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)
Not really intimate. He is capable of being physically tender, if you want him to. He'd prefer to be rougher, but you're definitely not going to get any emotional vulnerability.
He's a kisser though. It's his one concession, he really enjoys feeling your lips against his, especially if you nip a little.
J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)
As mentioned, he doesn't jerk off much. He much prefers having a partner. It's just not as much fun for him to do it alone. He might cave if it's been a really long time, but he prefers to hold it.
K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)
Edge play is the most obvious. He loves having a blade held against his skin. The thrill sends his heart racing.
He also really likes finger sucking. He'll still be wearing mankira while pressing down on your tongue. If asked to do it in return, he'll do it with intense fervor.
L = Location (favorite places to do the do)
Bedroom, solely for convince. He doesn’t mind riskier places though. In fact, his second favorite place is wherever the two of you might spar. Fights are his #1 turn on after all, so of course any sparring you do has a chance to turn into something dirty really quickly.
M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)
It's obvious, but pain, fighting. He's into it, of course he is.
Less obviously, the "uh-huh" "yeah?" dom head tilt. The subtle threat of it really gets him going.
N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)
Using a toxin on you without also using it himself. Or just using a toxin in general unless he has time to really enjoy the effects.
Actual denial. He likes teasing, maybe even edging, but actually being left hanging is torture, and not the good kind.
O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)
He gets a bit whiney when receving. Definitely a slight head pusher. He doesn't mean to, but he gets overwhelmed and needs more. He likes it with teeth, and as impatient as he can be, he actually likes a bit of teasing and denial.
As for going down himself, he's pretty good at it. He's good at reading people, and likes to have that little bit of power.
P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)
Fast and rough, with good endurance too. He's fit, and very speedy in combat, it would translate to sex as well. Sex and battle are somewhat similar in his mind, so of course they would be governed by the same principles.
Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)
They're not his preference, but he is capable of quickies. Given the choice, he'd rather take his time to really enjoy it. He'd like foreplay, the teasing, the tension, the touching. He enjoys using his poisons, small doses, not enough to take either of you out of comission, but enough to set your adrenaline into overdrive. He takes his time, making sure he gets to enjoy all of it.
Quickies however, serve a very different purpose. He only wants them when he's particularly frustrated, when it's been too long between a good session and he can't handle it anymore.
R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)
Of course he's open to risks. He loves risk. He isn’t exactly ashamed of his sexuality. He'll he wouldn't be against getting caught, as long as it doesn’t mean that he has to stop early.
S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)
Quite a bit of stamina. As mentioned, he tends to be pent up, so he could easily manage 2-3 rounds, more depending on just how long it's been. He has a decent refractory period, but he is more than willing to take a breather between your legs or with his lips pressed to yours.
T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)
He's not against toys, but he doesn’t own any himself.
He would enjoy sensory play, I think he would enjoy having his hands tied while you ride him.
He would also enjoy having you wear a blindfold. He can touch and tease you to his hearts content without you being able to tell what's coming next.
U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)
Is it teasing if he really means it when he offers to fuck you right in front of everyone in the room? The level of teasing is dependent on what you let him get away with, because he won't hold back his desires even in public.
He is a little shit in bed though. I can see him edging you with a devious smirk on his face.
V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)
He starts breathy and mostly controlled, but he is quick to unravel. He's not even really trying to fight it.
W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)
He currently has a tongue piercing, and wants to get a dick piercing if he can find a piercer he trusts enough to handle the job.
X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)
6½ inches, uncut, slightly thinner than average. Tip: #8f4e41
Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)
Medium. He's not particularly needy, but he's not low maintance either.
Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)
Fairly fast. After several rounds, he's usually tuckered out, in more ways than one.
So, I've been thinking a bit about how to organize things, since cross posting everything feels weird to me.
I think from now on, I'm going to use this account for sneak peeks as well as workshopping ideas/posting random thoughts to see if I like them enough to write proper fics of them, and then I'll use my Ao3 for longer form fics?
hiii i found ur ao3 yesterday and im in love with ur writing.. my favs would be 'just for a while' & 'come back to me' <33
itd be superb if ud do more pov 2nd person good omens, theyre so deliciously written by you
have a lovely day!! much love to u
Ahhhhhhhhh you don't know how much this means to me. Tysm for the kind words!!!
As for the good omens boys, I'm glad you liked them! I'd never really written for them before, so I was a bit nervous. I definitely have some ideas rattling around for them, so we'll see where the hyperfixation takes me.
Warnings: standard warnings for this format. N (his no's) is not sexy at all, sorry fot the random jump in tone. Service sub/top-ish Spencer. Gender neutral until O, but I give options for both m&f genitals. Mentions of edging & overstimulation.
I have an unhealthy obsession with this man. I fear my interpretation of him is slightly different than a lot of writers on here. 🥲
A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)
B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)
He's a cuddler. For him, sex is about being as close to you as possible, that continues into aftercare.
He also definitely likes when you play with his hair. Let him lay his head on your chest and scratch his scalp, right at the nape of his neck and he'll just melt.
C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)
His hands and tongue. He loves what he can do to you with them. He isn’t especially confident, so knowing he can bring you pleasure makes him feel better about himself.
If you asked him his favorite part of you, he'd say that he loves every inch of you. Which is true, but he does have a thing for your waist. He loves holding it when you ride him, wrapping his arms around it, using it to pull you back into him if he's behind you. In general he just loves touching you, but theres something special about how his hands fit in the dip of your waist.
D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)
He read one time that eating pineapple makes it taste better. He went out and bought some the same day. He also makes sure to stay hydrated so he doesn’t taste bitter.
He actually does like pulling out. It sends a little thrill through him to see his cum on your body.
If you make a show of swallowing his cum, he'd short circuit a little. Alternatively, make him cum on your face, he'd be out for a good few seconds.
E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)
He considers sending you nudes frequently. He always chickens out at the last second, but he has snuck off to a washroom more times than he would ever admit, just to take photos he'll never send.
He owns a copy of the kama sutra. He originally got it purely for the philosophical writings, but has since called on all the information contained within.
F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)
He's only had a few serious relationships and he's not a hookup person. He has studied though. He even forwent his distaste for technology to study online porn. He just doesn’t want to disappoint.
What he lacks in experience, he makes up for in enthusiasm. He will do everything in his power to learn as fast as he can.
G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)
Cowgirl. He likes the idea that you can take your pleasure from him at your own pace.
A close follow-up is spooning. He adores holding you. He wants to have as much of your skin against his as physically possible.
He's never goofy on purpose. However, he does have moments where he can't help but laugh. Sex is tender and intimate with him, but the occasional silly moment is just proof to him that you're spending meaningful time together.
H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)
He's a raging germaphobe, so he keeps things very well groomed. He has a faint trail of hair leading down his stomach. He also definitely uses a really nice smelling soap.
I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)
J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)
To him, sex is an extention of love. Being with him is the epitome of intimacy. He takes his time to set a mood. He could spend hours just kissing you in the candlelight.
That's to say nothing of how long he'll spend winding you up with foreplay. He could genuinely forget about anything else if you didn’t get so needy.
K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)
He only ever touches himself if he's away on a case for a long time. When he's at home, he would much rather find relief with you. Even when he's away, it's usually worth it to him to wait and get back to you.
When he does finally cave, he'll replay memories of sex with you. His eidetic memory means he can remember every sound, shiver and moan with perfect clarity.
L = Location (favorite places to do the do)
Praise. He goes crazy when you tell him how good he's making you feel. Tell him he's being good for you or say he looks good and he'll melt.
Dumbification. His mind is too loud sometimes. He craves the feeling of blissful nothingness that comes from multiple orgasms.
He's a bit vanilla in that his favorite place is definitely his bedroom. He likes the privacy and intimacy, and it makes aftercare easy. However, if you get him into the bath or shower with you, he won't be able to resist a second round.
M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)
He's a bit oblivious at times, so it takes a blunt approach to get him going. Come up behind him and slip your hands under his shirt. Just a tender caress against his stomach will have him ready in an instant.
N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)
O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)
He would hate degradation, giving or receiving. Receiving would only bring up bad memories for him, and he wouldn't be able to handle being mean to you. He loves you so much, and even the tiniest chance he could actually hurt your feelings would be too much of a risk.
Also "darker kinks". Anything that reminds him of his job. Bondage, (he's on the fence about shibari) knife play, choking, and the such. He just wouldn't be able to get the image of you in danger for real out of his head. At best, it would ruin the mood, at worst it would trigger nightmares for weeks.
P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)
He prefers giving. He definitely enjoys receiving, but giving does something to him. He loves making you feel good.
He definitely poured over anatomy books prior to the first time he went down on you.
He might talk while he goes down.
If you have a pussy, he'd talk about how receiving oral helps relieve cramping, pain, and even some mental health symptoms. If you have a dick, he'd tout the health benefits of consuming semen, including a longer lifespan.
Shut him up by pulling his hair a little.
He'll usually be slow and sensual, taking his time to build the both of you to a mindbreaking climax. However, if he's been away, if he's been pent up and waiting for you, he'll lose that discipline. He wouldn't mean to, but he'd go so much harder and faster.
Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)
R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)
He prefers to take his time but he can be convinced. Perhaps if the two of you are going out, and you look too good to pass up.
S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)
Yes and no. He'd be into simulated risk. Of course, he wouldn't ever want to risk your dignity, but maybe sex on the balcony of a very high up hotel room could be argued for. Or sex in a car somewhere he's 100% sure nobody would stumble onto
As for experimenting, he would be very open-minded. Anything you want to try, he'd take time to research before trying for real, but he would be open to it. He would also be pretty eager to make suggestions.
T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)
He'd have decent stamina. It's not all night kind of stamina, (he's did nearly fail his physical evaluation) but he has a good few rounds in him. Where he gets you is with teasing. His stamina is endless when it comes to simply milking orgasms from you.
He is not too prideful to accept help. That's all it would be though, tools to help him. He would never want cold silicone over your soft, warm body. Same goes for using toys on you. Why would he use toys when he knows every inch of your body better than even his own.
U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)
He doesn’t mean to. Honestly, he just wants to make sure you're nice and stretched out, he just lost track of time. He didn’t mean to edge you so many times.
V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)
He's not loud, but he is vocal. He whimpers. He whimpers a lot and gettinghim to moan is not hard. If you touch him just right, his groans will catch in his throat and even he'll blush at the strangled noise he just made. His composure will slip a bit if you overstim him. In which case, he'll be much louder. He'd try to hide his head in your neck or even resort to biting his own arm to muffle himself.
W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)
X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)
He's not opposed to getting pegged/bottoming. It might take some coaxing, but as soon as he tries it, he's hooked.
Long, slim but a bit thicker at the tip. Probably circumcised. Tip #f4cccc.
Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)
It used to be so low it was nearly nonexistent. You changed that. Now, his mind wanders to you all the time.
Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)
He's a massive insomniac. Sleep comes a little easier thanks to you, but not significantly. Instead, he lies with you until you fall asleep. In the end, likes how peaceful you are against him.
