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[alphashley14]

Sketch request #2 is finally done! This time for the lovely @void-lioness, who has been following my fanfic, One Of Us, for a long time now, and who was the second person to send me a finished word search! Thanks again for participating and I hope you like what I drew for you! ❤️

[void-lioness]

I LOVE THIS

[heilos]

Hey ya'll, time for a Mystery Skulls Animated Update.

Apologies for missing last month as some things were getting in the way of having that update out.

First things first: the Makeship campaign we mentioned happening last month was held back, but we believe that should be launching this July on the 24th. We've got a shirt and a Glow In The Dark Deadbeat plush lined up, so we'll let everyone know when that goes live.

This month's update is from the intro section, where we see a familiar illustration from the previous video created by Purpah, creator of Suitor Armor. Go support her over at Vgen and Bluesky.

Full patreon post: Click Here

[tastefullyoffensive]

Portals to Hell by hrmphfft

[marchqueen-deactivated20161002]

IT’S BACK

[lady-dirtbag]

I HAVE BEEN TRYING TO FIND THIS AGAIN FOR MONTHS

I AM SO HAPPY RIGHT NOW

[2ndratewig]

ITS BACK 

[trumpetnista]

This is one of those posts that you need to save and tag or you’ll never see it again for 84 years.

[lisa-ssp-deactivated20210503]

hey guys look…i found one of those iconic viral Tumblr posts

[thescaredfluid]

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

[void-lioness]

The Legend of Vox Machina, Season 4, episode 4: The title speaks for itself.

So after a coronation gone HORRIBLY wrong, VM (and Taryon) tries to figure out what the fuck is up with this damn cult.

.....Taryon's VA is Wayne Brady.... Oh. My Fuck.

I will give Taryon this; his home is nice.

Idiot or Dastardly Mastermind.... I'm going with the former.

The Matron? Being Ominous? Noooo.

Yeah, Pike kinda..... abandoned the Everlight....

I LOVE GOOOOOOOLD.

So, Wayne Brady is the son, and Asmodeus is the father.....hoooooh God.

Humble cottage?? Yeah, okay, Howaardt.

Oooh, there's some bad blood.

Vex saying money to how Taryon got them to come is both true and funny.

Is Percy's full name gonna be a small running gag?

Taryon's not the favored son.

Mmmm, I don't trust Howaardt. He's careless with artifacts...

Demonic whispering.... joy

HOW THE FUCK DID HE GET UMBRASYL'S SKULL!??

Smash it, Grog! SMAAAAAAASH IIIIIIIT!

Thank you for getting down to business, Keyleth.

"Conniving Dickwad." Sounds about right.

Dwendalian Empire. World-building!

Quick thinking, Keyleth, but holy bad acting!

Howaardt's treatment of Taryon is explaining SO much about him. A spanking? Really?

Another card game that determines whether you're safe or screwed....What is this, Yu-Gi-Oh?

So close yet so very far.

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it think.

Ooh! A unicorn! Oh! Bad unicorn! BAD UNICORN!

Yes Taryon! Be the yap-oloigst that you are!

Of course, the butler is also bad.

What was that flashback?

Cleeves is basically Iron Man.

Time to nut up or shut up, Tary.

Oh-kay! The unicorn can shoot a rainbow laser from its horn!

He has a magic carpet??

HE ACTUALLY SAID THEIR NAMES! HOLY SHIT!

Hey look at that! Taryon did it!

Also, what is bro's checklist?

Well, fuck you too, Howaardt.

Yes, Taryon. Make him listen. And rip Magic Carpet.

Vox Machina showing love and kindness? "Yoiks."

It was a good speech. I'll let you have that.

Yeah! Confront those daddy issues!

Yeaaaah...I think Pike is no longer fully with the Everlight.....

Cue the MLP:FIM theme. And someone help poor Percy.

And that was episode 4. So l guess Taryon is officially a part of Vox Machina now. 🤷🏾‍♀️ This episode was needed because I wanted to see what happens when he actually locks in. Good for you, Taryon Darrington. Good for you.

[mockwa]

🐯 🐯 🐯

[bunjywunjy]

good morning everyone have an absolutely furious mongoose

[ari-nemera]

It’s cuter when you recognize that the lion with visible spots is a juvenile. There’s a very high chance the other lion that runs over to investigate is the MOTHER.

The first lion is asking for comfort because she was given a big spook!!! and she needs mommy to tell her it’s safe and ok!!!! (What’s cuter is that mommy clearly reassures her, and goes on to take the parent role of ‘deal with the scream rat in order to protect my large and easily frightened daughter’)

this is all in all an adorable video 10/10

[jooshthepunished-deactivated202]

SHUT

[bunjywunjy]

actually you’re completely right that the original lion is a juvenile, but it’s a male! his size and the fact that he still has some baby spots left also indicate that he’s a very YOUNG juvenile, equivalent to a human preteen!

so really what’s happening here is a fantastic mother dashing outside with a broom to defend her 13-year-old son from the angry opossum that he just found in the trash can while taking out the garbage.

[mugwomps]

And quite clearly neither know what to do, really.

[flyingfishtailoutpost1]

I love how mom looks into the camera like “are you SEEING this shit?????”

[void-lioness]

The Legend of Vox Machina, Season 4, episode 3: The Gang's (mostly) back together.

In case you forgot our girl, Keyleth is the MOTHERFUCKING VOICE OF THE TEMPEST. And that means PARTY! ....for now.

And we start off with a proud dad moment. This is so sweet.

There's something about being at a party, and you're NOT the host.

I don't trust the person who took their weapons.

Mmm. You never know Pike...

Oh no. What does the Matron want?

Why is everyone's thread dissolving??

Why did she break apart!?

Heeeey! Allura and Kima are here!!

I feel you on public speaking, Keyleth. Bleuugh.

I mean, after what Vax saw, I'd be jumpy, too.

I love that Vex and Keyleth know or least have an idea about MoR things.

I did not know that Vex was shorter than Vax.

Ceremony time.~

'Only the Avatar, master of all 4 elements--' my fault, wrong show.

Ya'll better acknowledge her. Especially you, Uvenda.

HELL YEAH, SHE EARNED THAT SHIT!

Oooh. Little flub at the end, but good speech Kiki.

Scanlan being MIA makes me sad. He definitely would have made a song for this moment.

"Your people?" Yeeeeeaaaah. No.

Keyleth, sweetie, you have nothing to worry about.

Ohhh... I don't like the look of them.

Multiple voices.... oh they are EVIL.

'Children of Truth......' CUUUUUULT.

Hooooooly shit, that guy punched the SHIT outta them!

Cerkonos, no!

Ohhh noooo. That's what those wands do???

Get em, Keyleth!

"The tempest has spoken." Ooooh. Yaaaas. Assert that authority.

Nice save, Allura!

IT'S FUCK SHIT UP TIME!

I don't think that the weapons are there...

Fight banter is part of Vox Machina's charm.

I can't believe Percy said he misses Scanlan.

And we're back to everyone dying horribly.

Oh shit, is Uvenda gonna get got?

Nice save, Grog.

"Just pick one, you gold-plated git!" Thank you, Percy.

Oh no. Not the kid.

Yeah, people who don't fear death are terrifying.

Kick some ass Keyleth!

How do they know about Keyleth's mom?? Wait... they were cloaked, they could have heard Korrin's speech.

Ooh this guy is giving Grog some problems....

Okay! Now we can REALLY fuck shit up.

Taryval DeRollington? That sounds like a crackship name.

Beat his ASS, GROG!

Uh oh

Leave Korrin alone!

Come oooon, Vax!

Aaaand the cultist self-exited....

Korrin's eyes might not come back, but is he at least alive?

So Taryon is getting some plot relevance. Okay.

So, they want to take down the Matron of Ravens? Interesting....

What's gonna be the endgame here?

Well, good times can never last long, I guess. Poor Korrin, I hope he'll be okay. And I'm guessing the Children of Truth are anti-theistic and want to destroy all religious-esque ways of life?

We'll see in the next episode.

[tkysj]

スティーブンユニバース「謎の女」 

(“Steven Universe” Last One Out Of Beach City was broadcast in Japan.) 

すごく好きな話‼ Yeeeah ! Rock'n'roll !!

[void-lioness]

The Legend of Vox Machina, Season 4, Episode 2: Rough Seas Ahead

Well, episode 1 was..... a LOT. HOOOOLY shit did a lot happen. But that was 4/7th of the group, let's see how the others are doing.

Water, water everywhere. And it's gonna make us sink.

"Is that all you got, ocean?" You're really gonna test the Forces of Nature, Vax??

Uh-huh and that's why your half-elf ass almost fell out the boat.

Hmm. Keyleth struggling with water is giving me a reverse Korra vibe.

Wow. Vax actually told her about the blight. We love communication 👏🏾

"The mother-fucking Voice of the Tempest." You're damn right that's gonna be her.

Vesrah is gorgeous.

You got this. Keyleth!

Oh, not this bitch again....

I want to PUNT Uvenda aaaaaall the way to Tal'Dorei.

"No more talk of Vox Machina." Well, that didn't last long.

*Taryon arrives.* Percy and Vex: 'WHOMST the fuck are you?'

You're the newest and truest member? Riiight. And I'm the Queen of Merquet.

I don't know Pike, Grog, Percy, or Vex. I only know Spike, Greg, Spectacles, and Little Elf Girl.

So Pike did forsake the Everlight.... *sharp inhale* ooh.

Oh, good. We're learning what happened to Priestess Talia.

Listen, nameless priest buddy. You seem righteous and all, but it's not the Everlight's faith you need to worry about.

I want either Keyleth or Vax to punt Uvenda.

I also want the magical necklace.

Oh my god it's Atlantis.

YOU GOT THIS KEYLETH!

That's a Big eyeball.

Fuuuuck it's a Kraken!

When someone's room is too clean, they're definitely hiding something.

So we've got sigils, symbols, a skull altar, and acidic gas!? Wtf Talia!?

Way to use your head, Grog.

Someone is gonna tell Taryon off, and it's not gonna be pretty.

Who the fuck is this creepy fuck?

Oh my god will that thing fucking DIE, already!?

And how did that guy find and get into Percy's workshop? Is he linked to the creature?

Actually letting yourself take fall damage because you can't die is crazy.

Did the Kraken EAT Keyleth's mom??

Don't trust the Kraken. DON'T TRUST THE KRAKEN. DO. NOT. TRUST. THE KRAKEN.

Those are some BIG tentacles.

Didn't think I'd see a swordfish and a whale.

.....Whaaat in the H.P. Lovecraft??

Ugh. As much as I dislike Uvenda, I'll admit she kicks butt....

Yeaaaaah. The water trial is on the backburner due to the GIANT FUCK OFF KRAKEN, THAT'S TRYING TO COME INTO YOUR WORLD.

How does one kill the magically undead?

Oh, great. /s The guy made the creature go back to its original form....

Vines... aren't exactly the best things to use to break a fall...

Aaand back to the Kraken fight.

I like Keyleth's Earth elemental form. I wonder what the air one looks like. If there is one.

Well, FUCK YOU TOO, ya overgrown piece of calamari.

Ayyyyyy! She did it! LET'S FUCKING GO KEKE!

YAAAS, KEYLETH! GET UVENDA'S ASS TO👏🏾GET👏🏾HER👏🏾

Yes. Kneel, bitch.

I'm so proud of her!

Bro. Vex does NOT want you.

Yay! Most of the gang is getting back together!

Oh, I don't trust that blindfolded guy in the distance....

And that was episode 2. Our girl Keyleth is the MOTHERFUCKING VOICE OF THE TEMPEST. She has come so far. But we'll be getting a half-union in the next episode and even more wild shit. So see ya'll in the next one.

[midnightvrose]

[tooiconic]

both of them are me

[void-lioness]

The Legend of Vox Machina, Season 4, Episode 1: One Year Later

WE ARE SO BACK!

I have NO IDEA what's gonna happen! So, buckle up, buttercups!

Nice little musical recap from Grog.

I have never seen Grog with a woman, is that something will happen from the campaign?

Messy-haired drunk Pike is great.

A whole damn year....

Percy.....what are you doing at that Ziggurat?

Matt...fucking....Mercer....

Balls....So. Many. Balls.

"Did I mention I was extremely wealthy?" Really? Couldn't tell from your golden and jeweled armor...

Well, at least Grog got to fight again.

Yes, Vex'ahlia! Be the Mistress of the Grey Hunt, that you are!

Ooh, Dragon-scale armor. Pretty and can probably take a beating.

So the robot was the Himbo's. okay.

Adventure? ADVENTURE? PLEASE PIKE? With honey mead on top?

Oooh. Post Conclave aftermath.....fuuck.

Violence isn't the question, it's the solution.

Ma'am who are you??

And she's able to hold her own against Grog?

Why would you carry REAL jewels!?

Trinket was living the teddy bear life. Cut him some slack.

Ew. What happened to that deer?

Mammalian and Avian as one? Chimera??

Back to the lab.

"Oh fuck you." Truly a man of science.

Wow, Vex indirectly gave Percy a solution. Or at least, a clue.

I am LOVING Vex's new look. That silvery-blue is SO pretty.

Aww, trauma bonding.

I don't trust what's lurking....

NOOOOOO NOT THE BABY DEER!

What in the blue fuck is that???

Nooooope. Nopenopenopenopenope.

Damned TWIG!

AGH! SHE LEFT THE BOW!

"I'm too run to drunk this fast!" How much did you drink, Pike?

Oh-kay. Those scratches that the old lady left on Grog during their fight is doing something funky to him.

Hold up....TIME OUT. WHAT DO YOU MEAN THAT WAS PRIESTESS TALIA!?

I'm with Vex. What the fuck is that thing.

Ummmm, the FUCK HAPPENED TO PRIESTESS TALIA???

Okay, she's both undead and anti-theistic now?

Aaaand she boomed herself.

This is why Vex is the ranger of the group.

YES. YEEEEEESSSS! THAT'S MY MISTRESS OF THE GREY HUNT!

I loved that Trinket noped back into the pendant because he didn't want to dig in monster guts.

I don't trust the orb....

Oh, so it consumes magic....uh oh.

Uh why is that thing not dead!?

Even when apart Percy and Vex get shit done.

"What. The. Fuck?" I have a feeling this will be the running question for this season.

So, Taryon is going to Whitestone. Good luck.

Wow, so an explosion didn't kill her either?

Ohhh, we got cult shit....

God, cults are fucking creepy.

That is it for the first episode. Weird creatures, cult shit and himbos! I know the team will get back together, but I do wonder what that key factor is going to be?

But besides that

WE ARE SO FUCKING BACK, BABY!

[ruinedchildhood]

[beardedmrbean]

[theman]

I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF

[tattooedzombigirl]

This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.

[secondlina]

Reblogging because it’s a damn potato and I want to encourage people to assume potatoes are magical.

[plagued-roses]

MAGIC POTATO GO!🥔

[thaumbody]

here we go again

reblogging the golden potato

hoping it will work

that my life will get a perk

[angelwings-crossbowstrings]

Always reblog the potato.

[scary-noodlesblog]

Please potato

[void-lioness]

I need this! Please!

[the-text-doctor]

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[philomurphy-deactivated20230323]

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[chaos-canary]

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☆Rainbow Sword☆

[google-searchhistory-official]

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[the-arcade-doctor]

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[13thsinnr]

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[blairpuffs]

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bisexual sword

[surdus-magus]

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A lightsaber

[gayvampyr]

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lesbian sword

[gracebeth3604]

this has probably already been done but:

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minecraft :3

[dogin8]

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for the dagger users amongus

[pippins-place]

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CHAINSAW

[raccoon-hybrid]

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[brain-empty-deactivated20241210]

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[summerblademoontime]

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BIG ASS SWORD

[illinicoise]

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

[evenasmallcough]

Is this what the moon feels like?

Ever on the verge of being seen as whole.

Ever on the verge of fade.

- cora finch

[huariqueje]

Waiting for the Wind  -   Ciba Karisik , 2015.

Bosnian, b. 1959  -

Oil on canvas,  49.5 × 61.5 in.   125.73 × 156.21 cm.

[sheldontinydino]

You meet all sorts of people on a river cruise