DOUG DOUG WAS THE PALE KING ALL ALONG
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DOUG DOUG WAS THE PALE KING ALL ALONG
I been binging dougdoug videos cuz ofc I love dougdoug n like he exemplifies the ways AI should be used. No making art and using it to replace writers and artists. AI is for making AI napoleon robots to play chess against and making AI play children's video games
the only acceptable use for chat gpt is whatever the fuck dougdoug is doing
lowkey glad that for as many times as I've quoted "the darkness is really getting to me" I have not yet had to tell someone that it's from a DougDoug video about Pajama Sam
I HC the Pale King’s voice to be the Streamer DougDoug (If you know, you know why.)
Some skin concepts I made that reference my favorite YouTuber >:3
I'm a huge DougDoug fan and I've had these ideas in my head for quite a bit. Praying this doesn't flop 🙏
Also the High Demon Elgrim Guest 666 voicelines:
IDLE
*Sinister chuckling*
“They can’t run forever.”
“The hunt… it never ends.”
USING DEMONIC PURSUIT
“You can’t escape the demon lord!”
“Where do you think you’re going?!”
“Customs inspection!”
HITTING A WALL DURING DEMONIC PURSUIT
“AUGH!”
“UGH!”
“OUGH… seriously?!”
USING BLOOD RUSH
“I’M the one hatching the sinister plot now…”
“You can hide, but I’ll find you. I always do.”
“No need to hide when it’s dark outside…”
USING BLOOD HUNT
“YOU’VE LEFT ME NO CHOICE.”
“THAT’S THE LAST STRAW.”
“NO MORE GAMES. YOU’RE ALL DEAD.”
STUNNED
“How DARE you.”
“You absolute FILTH.”
“You’ve just made a BIG mistake.”
KILLING A SURVIVOR
“One day, you will see the truth.”
“A mere pawn in my scheme, you are.”
“Someday you will realize the error of your ways… but not today.”
KILLING TWO TIME
“I scorn upon you and your beliefs.”
“I may know the truth… but I’ll save you the despair.”
KILLING NOOB
“I almost feel bad… how sickening.”
“This isn’t the first time you’ve dealt with demons… and it won’t be the last.”
KILLING PAJAMA SAM SHEDLETSKY
“I’m doing you a favor. Now you shall reunite with your brothers.”
“This has been a long time coming, young one.”
“Do you ever get bored of all the obnoxious catchphrases you shout?”
“Did you get my letters?”
“YOU did this.”
“That bell pepper may have birthed you, but this… this was all you.”
“Another one gone… surprised you didn’t crash.”
KILLING DOUGDOUG BUILDERMAN
"How many more children will you slaughter for your own amusement?"
"Twitch Chat was right about you."
"Oh, how the mighty have fallen."
KILLING ZORBEEZ VEERONICA
"I tried your towels. False advertising."
"Watch as I absorb the life out of you."
"No wonder the crazy unicorn rejected you."
being as i am an idiot, and having been one my whole life, i just wanna say that i find it very easy to do nothing, and go nowhere. i eat chocolate late at night in the dark. i stand in the garden also. and i’m often waiting for something to happen. and i’m stupid.
Parents are giving their children names no one has ever spoken out loud before
Was it Human?
i love high contrast photos of fruit floating threateningly in the night
I don’t believe such a thing exists
I was mistaken
I was tidying up a room, and right in the middle of it I saw a massive grandfather clock. At some point I noticed it had the AO3 symbol on it, so obviously I decided to take a picture and post it on Tumblr.
Except I accidentally captioned it, “guys check this out, I’ve got the one and only AO3 grandfather cock.”
I realized immediately, but by the time I reblogged it with “CLOCK” in all caps, it was too late. It had already done numbers on this hellsite.
my favorite thing about navigating fanfiction is finding a really good one and being all “oh boy this was good, I hope they have more!” and literally every other story they’ve ever written was for like Miami Vice
the tag game on this post is so strong
#a lot of the time this happens because someone in their 40’s got into 1 new thing and threw a fic at it before resuming business as usual#like sorry gang they’re not a youth who’s weirdly into your mom’s shows they’re your mom who played genshin impact
In my opinion it's a lot more healthy to be able to own that you dislike someone for petty reasons than to do all kinds of mental gymnastics to make everyone you don't really vibe with out to be a bad person actually
As a looooong-time Tumblr user, watching how Heated Rivalry fandom is expressing itself on other platforms is so cute to me. Baby's first all-consuming love for a ship? So cute! Enjoy yourself bbs. No, no, don't put that in your mouth. No you can't touch the actors, sweetie. Yes, I know you want to. That's what fic is for. Yep, nope, yes it's ok and normal to feel like you're vibrating all the time. It'll mellow to a manageable amount soon. Or, sometime. Probably. Here, give me your hand. Here's AO3 and Tumblr. You're welcome here. Have fun! Awww! *grandmotherly pinch to the cheek* Precious! Make some edits and I'll hang them on the fridge!
.fifty!!! isnt that crazy we're at fucking fifty!!!