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Origami Around
will byers stan first human second
Misplaced Lens Cap
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"

Andulka
Noah Kahan
occasionally subtle
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PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH

Janaina Medeiros
Cosimo Galluzzi
Game of Thrones Daily
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me

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@void-writes-stuff
Former living weapon absolutely dominating at laser tag
Less magic schools. More magic universities. Unlearn the simplified models of your secondary education. Discover how to reference scrolls written by a wizard possessed by a different wizard. Identify bias in the voices that whisper from beyond the veil. Have your institution be accused of promoting a Merlinist agenda. Become addicted to energy potions.
start an onlyacolytes account to pay for tuition
I'm imagining a fortune teller who's also a child so her idea of what a good fate is vs a terrible one isn't really in line with her clients at all
Imagine u go to visit the oraclet (oracling?) and she tells u there's untold riches in your future and later it becomes very apparent that what she was predicting was you winning $20 from a lottery ticket
She dismisses every wedding she predicts as a Terrible Fate because she thinks the kissing is cringe
horror movie showing a child’s drawing of the monster or ghost or whatever but instead of a little kid and crayons they’re like a preteen and it’s manga style
planning my fic in a normal way. 1) what incredibly indulgent scene do I want to write next? 2) what connective tissue do I have to set up between indulgent scenes to get us there?
if vampires existed in real life i think there would be shady companies advertising "organic blood" sourced from "willing donors" who are coincidentally all poor people being paid like $5 per blood donation. and like haughty vegan vampires who only drink a synthetic blood drink thats brewed in a way thats actively worse for the enviroment. and radical traditionalist vampires who go on tiktok and claim that true alpha chads have to drain and kill people and anyone who leaves their victims alive is a liberal cuck. enter the world of hypothetical insufferable vampire politics with me.
i always love when a horror movie is like ohh we are a group of people from various backgrounds stuck together in this motel/gas station/roadside diner/grocery store/shopping mall/warehouse/underground bunker/fallout shelter/research facility/military compound/prison/police station/office building/apartment building/school/hospital/church/bar/music club/amusement park/resort/boat of some kind. the baddies are coming. quick! let us organize into some sort of social commentary
Today's Prompt Is...
"Start digging."
Conversation Prompt
“I think you’re handling this really well.”
“For my age, right?”
“No, I think you’re handling your age really well. You couldn’t pay me to be fifteen again. The entire world is against you and you’re going insane and everyone acts like you’re the problem. I’m impressed you haven’t stabbed someone yet.”
i'm writing this diary so i can forget everything without feeling guilty about it. let the paper remember things for me. i just want to get drunk.
So, old vampires have these huge manors with a ton of extra rooms right? Imagine a old lonely vampire putting an add out in the paper for anyone look housing that he has a rooms for sale in his manor. A broke college student takes him up on the offer since surprisingly his manor is a historical building close to the college they're attending and the two strike up this sort of co-living situation where the vampire has someone to ward off the local vampire hunter off his trail and the college student has decent housing.
Writing Prompt #254
The apocalypse keeps getting postponed because the angel and demon in charge of it are co-parenting a stray cat.
Drunken Love Confessions
✦ “I'd never usually be brave enough to say it, so I'll do it now. I'm into you.” ✦ “I'm definitely going to regret this tomorrow, but can I kiss you?” ✦ “What do you mean? I'm drunk, but I still know who I am and what I want. And what I want is you.” ✦ “Been thinking about this for so long... Usually too much of a coward, but I'm too drunk to remember why I would be.” ✦ “[stumbling into their arms] Whoops, sorry! Oh, it's you... Hey. Look, I fell for you.” ✦ “I may be drunk off cheap cocktails, but around you I am always intoxicated by the sight of you!” ✦ “I'm sorry, 'm such a mess... Just really like you, and... And...” "Ssh, it's okay. We can chat tomorrow. Just try to breathe." ✦ “Wanna know a secret? I have a crush. A big, fat crush. Guess who it's on?” ✦ “[incoherent mumbling]” "Yeah, yeah. Love you too, buddy." “[more intense mumbling]” ✦ “Not sure if tomorrow I'm gonna regret the amount of booze I had, or what I'm about to do.”
[Prompt Calender: February 28th, Open That Bottle Night]
physical intimacy
long hugs, melting into each other
comparing hand sizes
burying face in their stomach when laying down
several kisses in quick succession
hugs from behind
huddling up on a cold day
rolling in bed until they are slotted together
tickling
nose / cheek / forehead kisses
stealing their hat and putting it on
forehead to forehead
smothering them with their own body
carrying them around their apartment
head resting on their shoulder
climbing in their lap
checking them out when they change even after years together
holding hands in a stressful moment
slapping their ass in passing
tucking their hair back
casual brushes while passing them
massages
kissing the palm on their hand and then nuzzling into it
playing with the other's fingers
lifting them and setting them on the counter to have better kiss reachability
burying face in the crook of their neck
playing with their hair
spooning
removing their make up and hair products for them after a hard day
jumping in their arms upon reunion
the taller leaning on the shorter's shoulder like an arm rest
Waiting for their Heart to Heal
➛ when they are in love but one is too hurt from the past to be able to give in easily
⬥ “If I push you away, will you give up?” “If you tell me you are not interested, I will back away. But while you want me, but need time, I will stay until the end.”
⬥ “You should find someone easier to love.” “There is nothing easier for me than loving you.”
⬥ “I don't know how to allow myself to trust you.” “Trust yourself first; I can wait.”
⬥ “I'm not some project for you to fix.” “You're not, and I'm sorry if I ever made you feel that way.”
⬥ “What do you even see in me that you're willing to go through all this for me?” “I see everything. I see someone who still tries to love, even after being hurt. I see someone whose soul makes me wonder if fate is real and I was meant to be here. I see someone I want to life and die beside.”
⬥ “Promise you won't run when I get overwhelmed.” “If you need space, I will go. If you need comfort, I will come. As long as you don't shut me out, I will be with you.”
⬥ “I'm scared you'll leave me.” “I'm scared you'll never believe that I won't.”
⬥ “I'm not good at letting people in.” “Luckily for both of us, I'm great at waiting to be let in. Just give me a heads up when you're ready for me to come.”
[Prompt Calender: February 27th, National Mend a Broken Heart Month]
Birthday Dialogue
❃ “Why didn't you tell anyone it was your birthday?” “I didn't want this to become a thing. How did you even find out?” “Dug up your birth certificate. And tough luck, because I love making a thing out of things.”
❃ “Is this why you were acting off all week?” “Planning surprises is exhausting when dating someone who notices every little thing about me and also can't keep their nose out of anything.”
❃ “Make a wish.” “Already did.” “And?” “It's standing right in front of me.”
❃ “You didn't need to get me anything.” “I didn't, but I love seeing the way you light up when I do, so here it is.”
❃ “SURPRISE! We are so happy to be cele– Please stop screaming, we are trying to congratulate you.”
❃ “You've officially reached the age where bending over to pick something up is more exercise than seductive.” “… I'm 26.” “And we respect your wisdom.”
❃ “Sorry for the store bought cake. I tried to bake one myself, but nearly burned the house down.” “Ah, and I thought you'd started smoking again.” “I almost did from stress.”
❃ “[whispering] That was not my only present but I don't think Aunt Martha would appreciate if I gave you my other one right now. All I'll say is, don't wear yourself out too much before bedtime.” “I hope you have a wedding ring to go along with it, because that's perfect.”
❃ “You're not used to someone making a big deal out of your birthday, are you?” “No, not really.” “Let me be the one to change that. You deserve someone making a fuss about you.”
❃ “Want me to make a reservation for that fancy place?” “No. I think I want to stay in with you.”
[Prompt Calender: February 23rd, Not a holiday but the blog owner’s birthday so suck it]