*existential sighs*

[freshmbtimemes]

entp: I think I screwed up.

enfp: That’s okay, we all make mistakes.

entj: That’s because you’re fucking stupid.

[voidfeeler]

Friend, ISFP: you know, i don’t want to go today to drink with you

Me, ENTJ: why?

ISFP: don’t want to

ENTJ: ok, I get it, but why? You feeling sick? Am I pissing you off? Have other plans? I need logic answer

ISFP: just don’t

ENTJ: someone kill me, please

[voidfeeler]

Me: hey boss I need to request for leave of absence at 14 december

Boss: no problem, but... something is wrong?

Me: ...there’s funeral

Boss: oh i’m so sorry, who passed away?

Me: ...my hope and will to live

[voidfeeler]

Me, watchin banana fish: oh wow such an addictive story, I have to read manga, I can’t wait no more for the next episode!

Me, after manga: oh wow another reason to end this pointless existence, nice :)

[voidfeeler]

Today, second meeting of the electoral commission

me: could you do something? We have a fucking deadline tommorow *nervously searching documents*

someone: what are you looking for?

me: reason to not kick you off

[voidfeeler]

Today, metting of the electoral commission, looking for a chairman

me: *speaks a lot because bored*

commission: you have to be a chairman, you’re born leader

me: sure? why not

also me: *internally* easy peasy lemon squeezy

[voidfeeler]

Yesterday wedding party, a lot of people like in hell

someone: I need two square meters to dance

me: I need two bottles of vodka to dance

[voidfeeler]

me: I’m really tired I have to go to sleep now

brain: Don’t you dare. Tommorow you have meeting with CEO, you have to think of every possible question and response, next focus on this one thing which you forgot to do today, because world will burn without it, it’s only your fault, aaaand contemplate about your future, you have no time!

me: oh, fuck you