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a gentle rainy day
➵ sbi & child!reader
➵ cw: mentions of flicking people off
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"tommy be careful!" philza shouted as he stood on the porch, watching his son run around in the pouring ran.
"i'm always- ah!" tommy had slipped on wet grass, landing in a heap of mud and getting it all over his clothes. a soft course of laughter came from not only philza, but wilbur as well, as the two saw the little boy now dancing around in the mud.
"i just gave him a bath yesterday, too," phil added with a laugh as he shook his head.
"papa!" a soft voice was heard from the door frame. phil looking down to see where the voice had come from, he saw his youngest, y/n.
with a smile, he crouched down to the the small h/c haired child. "what is it, sweetheart?"
"ponytail?" y/n asked with a big grin, staring expectantly up at him while they awaited his answer.
"do you want one?" y/n furiously nodded their head, phil pulling the hair tye he had around his wrist off and handing it to them. "here you go."
y/n's smile grew bigger as they wrapped their little arms around phil's legs, saying thank you and then running back into the house. "what do you think y/n needed that for?" wilbur asked his father, his attention still focused on tommy, making sure the blonde wasn't going to be hurt.
"i have no clue," phil answered his son honestly as he sat down beside him. "but techno is in the house so i don't think that they'll get into any trouble." wilbur gave a soft hum at his father's statement, silently agreeing with him.
Though neither of them fully knew what y/n was doing, they were correct. y/n wasn't going to get into any trouble as they now stood behind the tall pink haired male, beganning to weave his long hair into a braid. a gentle smile was on techno's face despite all of the yelling coming from the voices, telling him to get away from the thing. yet, he ignored them and sat there waiting patiently for the smaller being to be finished.
"almost," y/n said as they focused all of their attention onto the rest of the braid, wrapping the pony around the hairs at the end. "all done!"
techno almost stood up from his spot on the ground before he saw the child quickly appear infront of him, putting a hand on his left shoulder as a sign for him to stay sitting. obeying the child's request, once again against the voices wishes, he stay sitted upon the wooden floor.
y/n dipped down to grab the crown that sat beside the man, soon standing on their tippy toes to place it on top of his head, "pretty prince."
techno sat shocked, the voices silent for just a split second before they immediately started chanting about how he now needed to protect the small, mortal being the stood before him. though this was soon interrupted as tommy came running into the room, wilbur and philza soon following after.
while philza went to bring tommy to tak a bath, wilbur raised his eyebrows, staring intently at technoblade before a teasing grin crossed his face. "did technoblade, a man of violence and blood, mr. violence being the only universal language, go all soft on us?"
sending the curly haired teen a glare, techno picked the child up in his arms before standing up, walking into the kitchen to grab a snack for y/n. "shut it."
"shut it," wilbur mocked, earning another heavy glare from the hybrid. chuckling as wilbur went to his room, techno flicked him off, making sure it was out of the child's view as wilbur did the same.
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uh, hey. im not sure who's gonna see this but i know people are probably freaking out really bad right now—
technoblade's gonna be okay, dude. i promise. from a medical standpoint, techno did the really healthy thing by immediately getting himself checked out and diagnosed, which is really, really good. he's got really fucking good doctors, which he's told us himself, and he's probably not exaggerating—the phrase techno millionares had to come from somewhere, right? he's in good enough health and spirits to talk to people (including online fans!) and record content, and insists on doing so, somehow, and he's got a really good network of irl friends to help him through all this. and, come on now. it's technoblade. he won't hesitate to drop us the minute his health requires it. he's cool like that :)
if you're having a hard time, or you feel scared or anxious or panicky—don't feel bad about it. you're empathetic, and you care, and that is so beyond lovely. but please, keep all this in mind. don't let it consume you too much, yeah? drink some water, watch something that makes you feel safe. listen to the blood god himself. he's pretty optimistic. our guy's got this.
Things my brother has said to me since I’ve come out
Bro: You can’t say you’re pan if you’ve only dated cis-boys Jess..
Me: Then you can’t say you’re straight since you’ve never had a girlfriend
Bro: touche…
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Bro: so you like girls?
Me: yep
Bro: so youre gonna get a girlfriend?
Me: maybe
Bro: NOW I GOTTA COMPETE AGAINST YOU TOO??
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Bro: wanna bet on who kisses a girl first?
Me: sure… $10?
Bro: okay
Me: sweet…cough up the money because i already kissed three
Bro: WHAT?? WHO?? you whore…No but seriously who because we only have like 2 lesbians in our school….
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Bro: I SWEAR TO GOD IF I HEAR ONE MORE PUN ABOUT YOU AND KITCHENWEAR IM KILLING YOU
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Brothers friend: so your sister is pan?
Bro: yeah?
Friend: what’s that?
Bro: basically she’ll date anyone
Friend: think she’ll date me?
Bro: ew no, dude she has standered still..
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Bro: so…how was narnia?
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Mother: i dont want you going to (insert friend)’s house because you’re pan and they are too
Bro: shes 18 mom AND you had no problem with it before jess was out
Mother: yeah but-
Bro: and they’re both girls so its not like even if something DID happen she wouldn’t get pregnant or anything
Mother: yeah but-
Bro: just let her hang out with the one friend she still has
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Bro: *is complaning about something* Thats so ga- OH MY GOD IM SO SORRY IT SLIPPED
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Bro: *shows me a picture of a girl* do you think shes hot?
Me: ew no
Bro: I AM TRYING TO GET YOU A GIRLFRIEND STOP BEING PICKY WOMAN WE LIVE IN THE MIDDLE OF NO WHERE THERE ARENT THAT MANY OPTIONS
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Me: *is complaining to my brother about this dude on campus* -anyways hes so not my type
Mother: but youre pan and ‘youre attracted to everyone regardless of gender’ so you dont have a type
Bro: thats like saying because i’m straight i like every girl mom…she can be pan and have types you limp lettuce
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Bro: do you think grandma will freak out when she finds out you’re queer?
Me: hopefully
Bro: sweet…..can i tell her??
Me: no?
Bro: dammit…
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Bro: *is playing COD online in his room* Guys seriously stop saying the F slur
Bro: Seriously i dont care about your kill streak, i will shoot you
Bro: NO SCOPE! I warned you!
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Bro: you know what my favorite part of you being pan is?
Me: what?
Bro: you’re no longer grandmas favorite…now i get all the money/food
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Bro: aw fuck
Me: what?
Bro: what if you get a girlfriend one day and she breaks your heart? i can’t punch a girl!
Me: no thats okay-
Bro: HOW WILL I DEFEND YOUR HONOR???
This is so sweet actually
i just made bird noises
i want a brother holy dang
So how was Narnia is the only appropriate way to respond when someone u love comes out the closet lol
praying rn so that my brother ends up like this
An incel gamer who calls himself a nice guy, decapitated a 17 year old girl “who wouldn’t give him a chance” after she went on a date with another guy.
WHAT
even after reading the article… is this for real?
and still there are people who think we [women] are exaggerating when we say men will literally kills us for denying their advances.
not only did he kill her. he took her fucking head off and posted it for everyone to see.
Please be careful with ace positivity tags right now, people have been posting images of her body in those tags.
A few days before she was killed a she posted a selfie on Instagram tagged #ThisIsWhatAsexualLooksLike. And now she’s dead for not having sex with a man. I never want to hear an exclusionist say we’re not oppressed ever again.
Please, for the love of god, reblog this and know her name. Bianca Devins. She was asexual, and she was killed for rejecting sexual advances. This is the violence and fear we’ve been trying to speak out about. If you call yourself an activist, this cannot be ignored. Please support and protect aces, this kind of event is literally what exclusionists have been ignoring and mocking the concept of for years.
What the actual fuck
I’ve been reading into this case and… what the actual fuck that’s is all I can genuinely say
I have writers block and I hate it because I have a request in my drafts that's needs to be finished but I can't think of anything but if i try to write anything else my brains just *death*
I just, I want to see Fundy as the absolute Cat Dad that he is. I want to have a cat with Fundy please I love him and Boots so much I will cry
Boots
CC!Fundy x Reader
Word Count: 490+ words
Summary: Boots, you and your boyfriend’s cat, couldn't be found. So you decided to ask your boyfriend for help.
TW: cursing
Note: to those who don’t know, “Boots” is the name of Fundy’s cat; this fic isn’t about the type of shoes lmao
Also im pretty sure that Boot's a she but correct me if I'm wrong
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“God dammit” You cursed under your breath as you continued to search for you and your boyfriend’s cat, Boots. Although you clearly needed help finding her, you didn’t want to interrupt your boyfriend as he was currently streaming.
You held the small pieces of cat food with your thumb and pointer finger as your scans scanned the room you were in. Currently you were in the living room, a place where Boots usually was besides you and your boyfriend’s room.
It’s been about an hour and a half since you started searching for Boots and about two hours since she was last seen in your sight. You sighed as you stood back up from your crouching position. Your back was stiff from bending down to check under tables. Maybe you should ask Fundy for help? You thought, immediately erasing that idea after remembering that he was streaming.
After another thirty minutes looking for the sly cat, you gave up searching by yourself; you desperately needed Fundy’s help.
As you walked up the stairs to your boyfriend's streaming room, you heard his voice which was currently thanking subs. When you saw him, you knocked on the wall and watched as he turned his head as well as his whole body to face you.
"Need anything, babe?" You were about to open your mouth to ask where Boots was when you finally spotted her — sleeping peacefully right on your boyfriend's lap. As the words you were about to say died in your mouth, your boyfriend looked at you in confusion.
"Babe, do you need help fo-" "How long has Boots been here?"
You cut your boyfriend off as he raised his eyebrows. His computers were still on while one of them showed him in a minecraft world while the other showed his chat and other stuff.
"Like uh let me think..." Your gaze went to your cat as you almost, almost cooed at how peaceful and adorable she looked. Boots was lying peacefully on your boyfriend's lap and her eyes were closed, soft purrs escaping her mouth every once in a while.
"An hour or so?" You mentally groaned yourself. "Why?"
"Cause I've been trying to find her for two fucking hours." You could tell how hard your boyfriend was trying not to laugh as you glared at him.
"What? I didn't see her for a while and thought she escaped through a window I left open and I was worried and-..." You stopped rambling as you shook your head. "Never-mind, anyways, I just thought she escaped, that's all."
"You know, I appreciate how much you care for Boots..." You feel your face get red as you mutter an excuse. As you quickly start to head back downstairs, you hear Fundy laugh at your flustered state. What you didn't hear was Fundy talk to his viewers as he was petting Boots.
"They're adorable, aren't they, chat?" And everyone knew he wasn't talking about his cat.
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I keep thinking about Schlatt being all cute and NEEDING to cuddle. Usually he's an asshole but we love him for it, but one day he's just stressed and misses the reader and needs to hold them. He'll hug them from behind and dig his head into their neck and mumbles "I missed you" and strand to walk/push you to the bedroom to cuddle. Of course he demands to be the big spoon and holds on to them so tight there's no room between them, and they just have little whisper conversations as they fall asleep and say how much they love each other.
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it was rare for schlatt to be clingy.
sure, he enjoyed cuddling and holding your hand, but he was never the type to initiate such affection. you were typically the one who had to curl up into his side or interlock your fingers with his, so as soon as your boyfriend stepped through the door, immediately entering the kitchen so he could wrap his arms around your waist, you knew something was wrong.
schlatt’s cheek rested on your shoulder, causing his face to press into the side of your neck. before you could question his affection, he mumbled dejectedly into your skin, “i missed you.” trying to prevent your brows from furrowing in confusion, you interlocked your fingers with schlatt’s, supporting his arms as you secured them around your waist.
“i missed you too. is everything okay?” you asked gently, perplexed by his troubling countenance. he let out a sigh, deciding not to verbally respond, and instead maneuvered the two of you into the bedroom. the mattress bounced beneath schlatt once he threw himself on it, and he immediately held out his arms to coax you into bed. with a light chuckle, you climbed into his embrace. “finally.” schlatt murmured contently, turning onto his side so that your back was flush against his chest. he tugged you into his torso so tightly that you were certain not even a piece of paper could fit between the two of you, but you didn’t care.
“do you wanna talk about it?” you finally asked in a whisper, trying to address the elephant in the room in the least annoying way possible. you heard schlatt’s breath hitch, though he was quick to conceal his stress as he diverged, “you smell nice.”
snorting out a laugh, you rolled over to face your boyfriend, staring up at him with raised brows as you stated, “great way to avoid the subject, babe. i understand you don’t wanna talk about it, but you could at least try a little harder.”
schlatt rolled his eyes despite the obvious grin on his face, and he replied by pulling you further into him, muttering, “just shut up and love me.”
“on it!”
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Long awaited package [cc!Wilbur Soot x reader]
Paring: cc!Wilbur Soot x Gender Neutral!reader
Summary: You finally get the package you've waited for
Warnings: Fluff, cutesy
Words: 0.4k
A/N: I think I'm accidentally scaring my new friends with my quick turnover of fics. Also REQUESTS ARE OPEN And I need to make some more clear cut rules for DSMP characters
-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.- You slam the door open to your shared apartment. Package in hand, and smile on your face.
“WILBUR! WILBUR! IT’S HERE!” You yell into the apartment, feeling giddy with excitement about the package finally being here. You listen, as you can hear his chair move, knowing he’s rushing out to see you.
As soon as Wilbur rounds the corner, you’re holding out the package to proudly show him. That the package has in fact arrived after waiting for what to you have felt like forever. But in reality, has only been 2 months due to delays.
You can see the smile he holds, as you can barely stand still with excitement.
“I can see that.” He chuckles, “also close the door. I think everyone knows the package is here now.” He leans down to give you a kiss on your forehead. You bask in the attention.
“Yes yes, of course. I’ll do that.”
You close the door, and skitter right into the kitchen looking for a pair of scissors to cut through the packaging.
“In the dish washer!” Wilbur yells from the living room.
“Found it! Thanks!”
You grab the pair of scissors, and quickly dry them off. Before returning to the living room. Wilbur having situated himself on the couch, leaving space for you to cuddle up beside him.
And that’s exactly what you do. You take your soft package and cuddle right up at him, making yourself comfortable.
Right here in his arms and warmth, is where you cut open your package.
It’s a Minecraft bee plushie. And a bigger one of that. Big enough that you can wrap your arms around it, and cuddle with it.
“Look at how cute it is, and it’s so soft.” You press it further into yourself, as you snuggle with it. Wilbur laughs at your display. Knowing how excited you have been for the bee to finally arrive.
“Yeah, but not as cute as you.” He kisses the stop of your head, as you look up at him and stick your tongue out.
“Smooth talker.” You both laugh.
“I would hope so, I had to get you one way or another.” You both smile at each other.
“Next time, just bribe me with plushies, and it might be faster.” You hand the bee to him. “Do you want to name her?”
“Sure, what about…” and there the two of you sits, and discuss names for a long awaited plushie, enjoying each other presence and living in the comfortable moment.
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"in the dishwasher!" IM WHEEZING-
but overall I adored this. :)
June 2021 Illustrations ヽ(• ‿ •)ノ
only for you
➵ cc!wilbur x male!reader
➵ cw: swearing
because I don't see enough male reader content I wanted to write something for all of my fellow readers who use he/him pronouns. this is probably really ooc as well, so I apologize.
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the morning was soft and serein. wilbur lay awake in his bed while his boyfriend lay beside him, y/n sleeping peacefully as the sun gave him the perfect lighting.
wilbur was undoubtedly in love. he wasn't sure just how far he'd fallen into this pit, but he did know it would be extremely difficult to climb his way out. not that'd he'd want to, he wouldn't be entirely opposed to spending the rest of eternity stuck here.
he thought y/n looked amazing anywhere he went, his smile lighting any room he entered. the sun didn't help with this, if anything it only made it worse seeing as the light made y/n's features stand out.
"so pretty," wilbur whispered as he went to brush a strand of hair that had fallen into y/n's face away. "so so handsome, my love."
wilbur's smile grew when he felt y/n nuzzle their head into his hand, their beautiful e/c orbs becoming visible when his eyes fluttered open.
"morning, bubs," y/n mumbled with a smile, his face still hazy with sleep as he stared towards wilbur.
"good morning, love," wilbur gently rubbed his thumb against y/n cheek, a small sign of endearment. "how'd you sleep?"
y/n giggled before using their own hand to grab ahold of wilbur's. "i was sleeping next you, do it was quite awful."
the curly haired man shook his head with a gentle laugh, "so mean to me. at nine in the morning, too."
"only for you, bubba."
