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Hi, I'm Bri. Im an adult now! For the most part, kind of. College is on its way. I like a lot of stuff, so yeah. Have fun on the blog!!

[just-shower-thoughts]

Based on genital structure men should really be the ones wearing skirts and women should be wearing pants.

[scribblerextraordinaire]

The Scots were right all along

[zahracusdottir]

The Scots did it to hide more knives on their bodies.

[bckyrdfuneral]

the Scots were right all along

[tinderventure]

A story about nudes

[via]

[awwww-cute]

[tamashiihiroka-deactivated20200]

Two deer. Not just one. Two of them made this mistake

[emosad420]

But what matters is that they made it together

[jessehimself]

[hymnarchive]

i know tumblr likes violent man eating mermaids but i fuck p heavy with pretty playful pretty scaled mermaids in warm sorts of waters keeping the tide gentle when lil toddlers are learning to swim and kissing the breath into good sailors because they have someone waiting on a cliff by the sea for them to come home and cutting seals and turtles out of netting and plastic bags 

but maybe being from hawaii just made me think of the ocean of a safe cradley sort of place i know its scary i know it’ll kick your ass but sometimes its ten types of turquoise and and sometimes sea foam sticks to your eyelashes sometimes the sun hits your face even when you’re twenty feet under and i have a hard time forgetting its first and foremost a womb 

so mermaids who watch the triple crown and scare sharks away from the surfers 

[whativebeenreadin]

Cheerleader mermaids, whooping it up, yelling encouragement to their fave surfers at competitions.

Skinny, giggly teen mermaids helping jittery new surfers get used to the water, and helping them back on the board when they fall off.

Mermaid moms holding swimming lessons for human kids along with their own babies. Older mermaids helping elderly and disabled folks swim for physiotherapy.

Delicate, koi-like mermaids falling in love with pretty pearl-diving girls in Asia.

Chubby, blubbery cold water mermaids who are built to deal with ice cold waters, watching out for ships around ice bergs and signalling them safely around the danger.

Cold water mermaids tossing fish to Inuit hunters who’ve had a bad day so they don’t have to go home without food.

Dark skinned swamp mermaids who blend into the murky bayou water, rescuing people who slip and fall into the muck so they don’t sink or drown.

Swamp mermaids chatting up cute Cajun boys and showing them where to fish the best crawdads.

Fancy-finned tropical mermaids posing for pictures with excited snorkeling tourists.

Clever, dolphin-like mermaids helping scientists track fish migratory patterns and catching sample for them to study.

Large, fierce shark-like mermaids helping the coast guard capture poachers, pirates, and smugglers.

MERMAID DIVERSITY FTW!

[spaceacepearl]

@mermaidmonarch

[elcilantroo]

[tsuthetiger-blog-deactivated201]

nice save

[imsocoldimshivering]

WOAH THE NONLIT LETTERS STILL SAY DOLORES AND THE LIT ONES SAY RESTAURANT I ONLY NOTICED THE RESTAURANT ONE AT FIRST

[oneofthosecrazycatladies]

A Jurassic Park video game where you “build your own park” and you think the game is about building the best park with the most amount of dinosaurs and everything is running well and it goes from cloning the dinosaur all the way to putting them in the right paddock

Then, when you finished and the credits roll, the screen goes black and it starts blaring an alarm and all the dinosaurs escape and now you’re playing a first person POV game escaping from all the dinosaurs you helped create which means the better you were at the first half, the more trouble you’re in for the second

[miaalyse96]

[hopeful-weirdo]

Thankyou zendaya

[shocooldaikiri-blog]

Do you want to avoid people? Drink water. Not only will you be hydrated, you don’t have to talk to people while drinking water, then later you’ll have to pee, which means you get to avoid people even more

[livingabovetherest-deactivated2]

This is my strategy.

[joshliving]

truuu

[ruinedchildhood]

[tillerboomin]

The movie ain’t even out yet and I’m already in tears

[kokonutoil-deactivated20160814]

omggg

[drayofsun]

I’m dying 😭😭😫😫😍😍😍

[fvckintiredofit]

Purity

[rodidor]

this is really pure. the water waved. styled her hair. delivered her safely onto shore.

[justcatposts]

More cute animal vines?

[aestheticmcr-blog]

Best photos I’ve ever taken

[iwishihadafather]

H E L P H I M

[sourcefieldmix-deactivated20161]

boot. too. big. for. he. got. dam. feet.

[blackhipstergirly-deactivated20]

Lol

[heyyyybrother]

[carolxdanvers]

The pride in his eyes in that last cap

[letstalkaboutdisney]

when he was a young warthog 

[b0oobs]

WHEN I WAS A YOUNG WARTHOOOOOOOOOOOOG

[letstalkaboutdisney]

very nice

[b0oobs]

thanks

[kaleyed-deactivated20250119]

Everyone should watch Sky High for the sheer fact that there is a character whose mother is a superhero and father is a super villain and the kid’s name is Warren Peace. 

Warren Peace, man. 

[moomoobooboo-deactivated2020102]

He also looks like this, if that helps at all

[batmanisagatewaydrug-deactivate]

This movie is ridiculously underrated and the fact that they didn’t get to make it a four-part series like they had planned is a tragedy 

[somethoughtfultrash]

THEY PLANNED 3 OTHER MOVIES WHY DIDNT THEY

[nermrod]

CANCEL HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL 4 AND DO THAT INSTEAD

[eridiculous]