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me when i see an animal that is known for being in my area
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Whoever drew that has no idea how crucifixion works.
you're so right the animators of the hit 90's children's show digimon digital monsters didn't violently nail gabumon to the cross for real what a bunch of fucking idiots
It's not the nails; it's the little step. That would take the weight of your lower body off your diaphragm so you wouldn't die. You'd just be bored and only mildly uncomfortable
again.. and i can't stress this enough.. i don't think they were actually trying to crucify gabumon on the hit 90's children's show digimon digital monsters
hte real april foule… was you.
for thinkjghing I did not care abou you.
my friende.
[plain text: the real april fool was you for thinking I did not care about you, my friend. end plain text]
the rapture actually DID happen today but the only soul god deemed worthy of salvation was a single baby, recently converted to the christian faith, taken away in a beam of light just milliseconds before colliding with a baseball bat. the rest of us are on our own.
I don't believe in christian babies. I believe in babies, i believe in christians, but a baby doesn't have the agency and cognitive abilities required to chose and/or live a faith. There's babies of christian parents, of course, as well as babies that have been introduced into the system that is the christian church, but that does not make them christian yet.
Long story short, i did not hit a christian baby into the stratosphere, officer.
this post's hypothetical by itself is already ridiculous but the thing that gets me is how the wording implies two very funny things that become funnier in tandem
1. "Accidentally, the pitcher tosses a Christian baby" means this is a mistake on the pitcher's part. i imagine the pitcher is breastfeeding on the field and they pitch and they look down at their hands and they see the ball still in the glove and they go "fuck"
2. hitting the baby will still win you the game
I’m sorry what
Is Stew a Valvert supporter
This is groundbreaking
"No 8 years-old wants to read about Justice and Law on Christmas"?
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easily the best part of HRT to me
It is wild how confident these Owners often are. Please Gordon Ramsay tell me why my restaurant is failing, wait what the fuck do you mean it's my decisions and the way I do things? Suck my cock, you know nothing about REAL food, you pretentious fuck.
I write a lot of porn
buddy this isn't going to go the way you think
rip OP, i my investment paid off
I've been here 13 years, and have seen countless trends. uwu soft bean posting. heckin' puppers. I was on the ground floor of rabies. since about 2022 a popular type of post was one where someone claims a post to be 10k to them, or invest in it. When OP comes out to deny this claim, it blows up as people rush to prove OP wrong. I knew the moment I replied to my gf before you that this post was a banger, but just a bit more juice would get it to break containment for sure. And you gave it to me so freely.
You were a pawn in my game the whole time.
Animals. It's not for nothing that we studied animalistic style for a whole year in college, it was a little useful)) Who else can be interestingly interpreted as an animal? Gregory - a deer? Haha
Whenever I think about the value of something being done by a person who really understands the job from a lifetime of experience, I think of my first restaurant job. My goal was to work every position, and I started with a year and a half in the dish pit at 16yo.
When i started as a dishwasher, i was trained by an old career dish pit man named Claudio. He'd spent his whole life washing dishes. It allowed him to move to just about any city in the world that he wanted to and get a job without having to deal with complex hiring processes or strict resumé requirements. Which was the main thing he wanted out of a career. I still think about him.
He'd seen a lot of people come through that station who either didn't consider it a real job or thought it was beneath them, on their way to "better" or "more important" things. And, in retrospect, those first two days he was sort of doing the minimum with me that he could do and still respect himself when he told the manager he'd trained me.
But, maybe it was because i was really interested in learning all the positions there were in a restaurant because i knew they were ALL important, or because i was a hard worker, or maybe it was because i tried to have real conversations with him in my broken spanish and did my best to not make him speak any english unless he wanted to, but after a couple days there was a big shift in the way he and i worked together, and he started to really teach me.
That place ran the dish pit with one dishwasher, so when he was done training me I was going to be doing the job on my own.
The thing that stuck with me the most, for the rest of my restaurant career, was this... and it wasn't just the actual things he was saying, but a completely new way of looking at what i was doing within the context of how the restaurant ran. I came in for my 3rd day and he said
"When you work alone, you want to go home by midnight?"
we clocked on at 3:30 and took a half hour lunch break and usually skipped our tens, so, yeah i absolutely did want to get off work by midnight
Then, even tho i already knew where most of everything was by that time, he took me around and showed me all the dishes, cups, pots and pans, spatulas, silverware, had me look at all of it. Then he told me to remember that almost every one of the dishes I was looking at would be used more than once by the end of our shift- we were clocking on to wash the entire building full of dishes multiple times.
Then he led me back over to the industrial dishwasher most restaurants have, which looks like this:
and then this 60 year old career dishwasher from Mexico City said the thing that changed how I looked at restaurant jobs forever
"This machine takes two full minutes to run a cycle. We are on the clock for 8 hours. That means we have a maximum of 240 times we can run this machine. If you want to wash all those dishes, clean your station, mop, and clock off by midnight? This machine has to be on and running every second of the shift.
If you don't have a full load of dishes collected, scraped, rinsed, stacked, and ready to go into the dishwasher the second it's done every single time? You can't do it. If, over the course of 8 hours, you let this machine lay idle for just one minute in between finishing each load and being turned on again? Instead of 240 loads, you'll do 160 loads.
[like, literally, he had done this math, he had these exact figures]
160 loads instead of 240 loads means you are doing 20 loads in an hour instead of 30 loads. That means the dishes are going to pile up. The cooks will run out of pots and pans and will have to stop and wait for you, the servers will run out of plates and cups and have to stop and wait for you, and your night is going to SUCK. Every part of how this restaurant works can grind to a halt because of that idle minute between dish loads, and if it does you'll have an entire building of people in a hurry and all waiting on you.
And it means you're going to be here until 2 am doing the 200+ loads of dishes this restaurant goes through every night.
For this to work, you MUST have this dishwasher on and running every minute of the shift. As soon as you turn it on you have two minutes to have the next load ready. See these large items i put to the side down here? One or two of them takes up all the space in the machine. I keep them here so that if the machine finishes and shuts off before i'm ready for it i can stick one of these in there and turn it on again immediately. You have to think like that to do this job without stress."
The way he was looking at how the whole restaurant ran, the way he was looking at how he'd spend each minute of the entire shift, the way he broke down what the physical limits were and how to max them out so he could do his job and go home on time without stressing out... The way this 60 year old guy, who had never had professional ambitions beyond being a dishwasher, was still such a competent and brilliant expert in his field.
It was all such an important lesson, and one that stayed with me through every position i went on to work in restaurants, dish pit, busser, server, cook, all the way up through manager before I finally got out of my restaurant career
Claudio never wanted to be anything but a dishwasher who didn't stay any later than he had to.
But he knew how that restaurant ran better than most of the other people in it. I never had a chance to truly thank him for the specific lesson he taught me, because while it had an immediate impact, I didn't really understand how valuable a lesson it was until much later.
But I've thought about Claudio and what i learned from him many MANY times in my life.
This is why there's no such thing as unskilled labor
which side of ur family has more drama
mom's
dad's
I feel like if I rebooted Scooby Doo for the 127th time I would just say screw it and make one of them goth. Having trouble deciding which one, though. Here are my cases for each of them:
Velma: REALLY into classic literary horror and stans the Hex Girls like in her Mystery Inc. incarnation. Still dresses like a dork. Shaggy: Listens to a lot of metal and wears cargo pants, thinks monsters and demons and stuff are sick as hell in theory but freaks out when actually in the presence of one. Daphne: Stylish, girly vamp-goth and reader of Twilight-esque paranormal romance novels. Fred: Actually, now that I’m typing this out, I don’t think it can be Fred. Fred is a big sunny golden retriever jock and therefore categorically incapable of being goth
All of you are SO smart and SO correct
I love Australian states because we went hogwild naming a couple of them after royalty and then just went fuck it. Geographical description.
"Queensland! Victoria! Uh... the one out West? Western Australia, I guess? The bottom part is ... South... Australia... and the top part can be North..."
"North Australia?"
"I wasn't going to say that! Uh... North... ern... Territory! Now as for this huge island out in the Tasman sea..."
"So we've made a territory to house the Australian capitol, what should we name it?"
"Oh I've got a great idea."
They landed on the East Coast first and immediately exhausted their list of like 2 names
#every time I try and remember the states that aren't victoria + NSW + Queensland#I think surely I must be making some of them up surely it's not all compass directions#nope it is
The fun part is that if you gave an unlabelled map to someone who didn't know the states and asked them to guess which of the states is "South Australia", they would definitely guess wrong. We're below the Northern Territory I guess but we're not, continentally speaking, particularly South.
I have bad news about what part of Australia the Northern Territory used to be part of