why didnt achilles' mom dip all of the baby in the water? fucking moron i'm glad her son is gay and died
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why didnt achilles' mom dip all of the baby in the water? fucking moron i'm glad her son is gay and died
Someone asked me a while ago if I still had a photo of the worst sink I had ever seen while apartment hunting in Los Angeles. I assumed I deleted it so I didn't answer the ask and now it's gone, but as it turns out, yes, I do still have a photo of it.
impressive! it's ugly, impractical, gets water everywhere, makes too much noise, and the quote with shit kerning says you don't think music is even real
Girl, help, all of my disorders are disordering.
A crucial part of the bookstore experience is saying hi to all the books youâve already read
I cant go to my local libary anymore because last year when I stopped by a librarian was reading a book I wrote under a pen name years ago. This book sold under 10k copies and I've literally only heard people talk about this book online *if* I went looking for it so I went up to them and tried to start a conversation like "oh hey I've heard of that book is it good?" Like hoping for some real feedback and she goes "yeah I love reading things by queer writers" and in a moment of terror I was like "oh but- hold on, I thought the author was some old hetero white guy?!" A thing I thought because I used my own dead grandpa's picture for the author pic because grandpa never had internet. I fake looked it up and was like "yeah if he was queer its not public?" And without looking up this absolute unit goes "oh the author bio is obviously fake. I'd bet my left leg the author is a west coast millennial non-binary queer who has never lived on the east coast." And then proceeded to rattle off a dozen linguistic flourishes that are specfic to the pacific northwest that are in the book and several that are nearly ubiquitous in the state where I said my pen name lives that are somehow completely absent from the book.
So you know. Got read for fifth and didn't even find out if she liked it.
i always find it fascinating when a character gets headcanoned as both transmasc and transfem by different members of the fandom because it like. highlights how being closeted and stealth can look similar from the outside but are internally very different experiences. does your blorbo have a Thing (tm) about gender because they're trying to beat down the part of them that desperately wants to transition? or did they start transitioning a decade ago and view it as private information that theyre not gonna talk about casually. choose wisely because your answer may have implications.
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Oh sure I was raised a person but I haven't really connected to my personality in years.
1) any stretching is better than no stretching
2) any vegetable is better than no vegetable
3) statistically you will never be the worst person at anything, there is always someone in the world who is worse at stuff than you are
4) if you actually are the worst person in the entire world, the scientific curiosity of this fact alone would make it worthwhile to continue
turns out "everything you have ever wanted is on the other side of this fear" is a great trans mantra but also a good mantra if you have OCD
Also a cool thing to say out loud before picking up a sword!!!!!
got a crick in my neck and a frog in my throat and a chip on my shoulder and a stick up my ass and now you're gonna stand there puttin words in my mouth? haven't I been through enough?
Time to FROLIC!
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I really like this website because somebody will be like âthereâs nothing wrong with darting out from behind a parked car into traffic, bootlickerâ and you can be like okay this clearly evolved from a valid point about how the US is too car-centric. But something happened to it.
You wrote about murder?? Murder is illegal?? You wrote about this dude killing someone and you didnât even say âmurder is badâ at the start of the book, wht wtf, wtf is wrong with you? I canât believe you condone murder, I canât believe youâre pro murber, oh my fucking God don'ttalk to me when ou literally kill people, freak. Iâm calling the cops, what the fuck, Iâm shaking and crying.
Me when my able-bodied friends walk too fast
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The Pearl With The Girl Earring by Olaf Falafel
There was once a worldâa world in which the morning began with the knock of the schulklopfer, who called people to shacharit at the synagogue. There was a world where, in the case of illnessâsince a doctor was often unavailableâpeople resorted to other methods: they sprinkled salt in the corner of the room, and if the problem was even more serious, they even changed the patientâs name. There was a world where even cutting oneâs nails had spiritual significance and should be done in the right order. There was a world in which stories and the imagination included creatures such as the Leviathan, the dybbuk, or the shedim. In this new zine, we evoke that worldâthe folklore of the former Jewish communities of Eastern Europe. It is an extraordinarily exciting, rich, and imaginative world that flourished until the Shoah, and which can still inspire us todayâor at the very least, entertain us.
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Beyond the Golem and the Dybukk lies a forgotten world of jewish magic. This 40 page, fully illustrated zine unearths the lesser-known creat