The Monster in the Walls

If you're fully blazed then this shit will make you higher

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Ball isn't truly life until ball is death

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Being gay is manly as fuck not gonna lie.

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It's not a party without a black guy

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Fake feminists bother me.

Over the last century or so we've heard a lot about women's rights, women's suffrage, and what have you. I believe that women and men are completely equal and that they should have equal rights and equal opportunity and all that business. I agree with all the women fighting for it as well, but what bothers me is that out of all of these women fighting for equal rights, I have not heard a single one of these "feminist" fighting to include women in the draft. Equal rights equals equal responsibility.

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Paradox Explained:

Question: What if math doesn't exist?

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Have a rat problem?

1. Get a bucket with an easy way in and no way out. 2. Put some meat in the bucket. 3. Some of the rats will be drawn into the bucket, wait for them to finish the meat. 4. After the meat is done, the rats will begin to starve and have no choice but to eat each other. 5. Release this rat back into your home. Now you have a man on the inside who knows all the secret tunnels and has a taste for rat meat.

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Who else leaves the restaurant when “those people” come in

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Paradox explained

Question: I heard a person today say, "I know I'm not as smart as I think." But if he knows that, doesn't that mean he is exactly as smart as he thinks? Answer: It doesn't matter, he is just an idiot for saying that.

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A little kid was running through the mall and tripped over my cane. That's what you get mother fucker look where you're going next time.

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in wake of tumblr’s most recent update that makes it impossible to go through the lesbian/lesbians tags with safe search on, I’m proposing the tag #lesbiansafe so lesbians, especially lesbian minors and those of us triggered by nsfw posts can tag and search our posts and interact with other lesbians without being bombarded with pornography and fetishisation.

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Why would you search lesbians with safe search on that seams a little pointless

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Most of his kills were assists anyway

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I want to get fat enough to use my stomach as a table for snacks

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I think the lowest I've ever been is when I ate a taco while taking a shit

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Parents these days

Do you ever just look at someone and think, "your baby is probably going to have scoliosis"

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Rape me once, shame on you. Rape me twice, shame on me.

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Fuck tumblr unless it's for the nut