[loveridden1999]

i cannot keep doing 6-8 episodes shows anymore guys. she's gone as soon i get to know her

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

so strange when people assume 'waking up early' means increased productivity bc no??? im awake so i can read fanfic in bed before breakdown

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

BREAKFAST

[penandinkprincess]

"ummm actually that wouldn't happen because-" playing!!! i am playing!!! come play with me!!! i even set up the sandbox with extra shovels!!! don't smack the barbie out of my hands!!

we are doing improv!! pick up a blorbo and yes and with me!!

[noodles-07]

assigned child by medication cap

[rubyvroom]

[vamptits]

why is it so hot. why is it so hot. I am being punished.

[vamptits]

I'm having my first 24/7 dom/sub relationship with the entirety of the fucking sun

[valtsv]

unfortunately i can never hate on a "power of friendship" narrative no matter how corny because the thing is it's literally real

[loveridden1999]

the thing about phone in bed is that it's so awesome. almost makes you feel like betraying & destroying yourself for nothing isn't all so bad

[paradosical]

happy pride month to them <3

[tinylilemrys]

The writer's barely disguised longing for a soft life shared with someone who loves them

[pollen]

happy Barely Keeping It Together Wednesday to all who celebrate

[egberts]

i got that dog in me but it's poorly socialized and i don't take it on as many walks as i should

[glorious-spoon]

pour one out for eddie diaz, a man who will someday try to ask his best friend out on a date only to realize he's already used up all of his best moves on what he thought were bro hangouts

[april]

ⓘ Tip If you feel unfulfilled by how you spent your time today, you can stay up late to try to combat the sense of dissatisfaction. This will ensure that you feel even worse tomorrow.

[bisexualrozanov]

happy 35th birthday to the goat ‼️‼️‼️

[cat-esper]

"there's no platonic explanation for this" WRONG my characters are staving off the heat death of the universe through the power of friendship

[gurlsrool]

earlier I was considering weighing in on some discourse but instead I put 3 blankets on and went “mmm blankets” and fell asleep