CAPS EAGLE SAYS HELLO.

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One Shade of Grey

An in-progress complete annotation of Fifty Shades of Grey.

[mysticorset]

I love you.

[doriansbutt]

Mail it to the author when you’re done.

[tangled-to-perfection-deactivat]

You’re my new hero.

[enigmaticenglish]

Can I hug you

[voidseeker-blog]

This is genius.

[wayward-tales-blog]

Another delayed tale, but you’l have to put up with it.

I have a question for you, loyal internet. Do you remember what spring is like? With it’s light rain, and sunny days, and flowers that smell a little bit like poo but they make everything look like it’s not just another grim day in England....

[sarahseeandersen]

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[badactresswithbadhabits]

Boyfriend was lying in bed watching Harry Potter and I stuck my wet finger in his ear because I’m gross and he looked so upset and roared “I WAS IN A WORLD OF MAGIC AND YOU RUINED IT!”

[voidseeker-blog]

LOL

[beeishappy]

TCR | 2013.02.05 [x]TIME: Hatchet-Wielding Hitchhiker Defeats Racist Jesus. 

[voidseeker-blog]

YES.

[thedrunkenmoogle]

Blue and Red Materia Cocktails from Artnia

Last December, Square Enix opened up a cafe in Japan called Artnia. Among the many themed foods and drinks are cocktails base on Final Fantasy VII’s materia. Each drink contains a mixture of gin and lime juice along with an ingredient frozen into a sphere to represent the magical crystals. Blue materia is frozen blue curacao and red materia is frozen creme de cassis.

Pictures and description from the Artnia website.

[voidseeker-blog]

DO WANT

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So

If Twitter posts are called "tweets", are Tumblr posts called "tumbles"? And if so, are Facebook posts called "faeces"?

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“are u crying?” “no I just have swag in my eye”

[wayward-tales-blog]

So rather than an entertaining dog story, how about an entertaining anecdote?

A while ago, I went to see the Hobbit. It’s really good, and has things like hairy dwarves, some wizards (harry!), and… Wait for it. A Hobbit. Or two. Or three. Or an entire Shire full of them. I like this film lots,...

[voidseeker-blog]

So basically we wait for god knows how long for Al and co to release an album, then the moment they do, they split up. Fuck sake. This is an amazing album, and I'm actually really gutted that the band split up before anything really major tour wise took place. :( RIP HAARP Machine. Till you are reborn!

[wayward-tales-blog]

So a friend of mine now also has a dog, called Thorin. I approve of this name. It makes me want to read The Hobbit again. Anyways, the other day, said friend exclaimed ”Jesus Christ, Thorin!”. This prompted friends-birth-giver to ask if Thorin the dog was doing a big poo. According to friend, the...

[wayward-tales-blog]

Hello. Again. It’s me. So basically I realised that without the snow, the dogs are much less inclined to do stupid things. This is a shame, mostly for you lot. However, it has lead me to begin dogsperiment number two: Things that make dogs mental without the use of snow. So far, very little has...

[wayward-tales-blog]

It’s been a fair while since I’ve posted any dog related tales of glory, and there’s been good reason for that. Either on the dog walks that I’ve been on, nothing much has happened that’s worth commenting on, or the world has seen fit to temporarily part me from these four legged companions that...

[voidseeker-blog]

She made Periphery better. SHE MADE. PERIPHERY BETTER. PERIPHERY. BETTER.

SHE MADE THEM BETTER. GUYS. SERIOUSLY. SHE MADE PERIPHERY BETTER. THE BEST SONG BY THEM. BETTER.

[wayward-tales-blog]

It finally happened. The dread cutting off dream. It was a very scary experience, in which I guided someone to cut off my dreadlocks using my inside knowledge of their structure and weak points. I don’t even know why I was doing it. However I could actually taste the fear while it was...