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Maybe you’d calm down if you came inside me repeatedly till you’re whining like a puppy from overstimulation but still rutting through the mess you’ve made
This may be the worst use of LLMs anyone has attempted, ever. Up there with recognizing mushrooms.
prince Yamato sketches
GRETA GARBO and ELIZABETH YOUNG in Queen Christina (1933) | Garbo plays the eponymous monarch, who true to the real historical figure, shares a passionate intimacy with her lady-in-waiting and lover Ebba Sparre, played by Young.
Just vaccinated three kids and got kicked thank GOD I am selling them today
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THIS IS A POST ABOUT GOATS!!
#theowlhousefanart #OwlHouse #luznoceda
Artist on twitter : sah 🐉 @harasthings
Lute from my fanfic Precious like Starlight, a what-if story where Lute is the one to fall instead of Vaggi. Glacially slowburn Charlute, Lute redemption, and a deep dive into why the angel behaves the way she does.
Painted by the incredibly skilled Andelevion on Sufficient Velocity! Look at how beautiful those brushstrokes are, I feel like I can touch her clothes and wings! Commissioned by an anonymous fan of my work. Seriously, you’re amazing for doing this, thank you so much for this piece ;-; She looks absolutely gorgeous!
the plot of showhound
"Looking back, I think I preferred the Accord to you. I genuinely think you act less rationally than them, and that's saying something. How very convenient for the Affini that you turned up at the height of the Accord's abuses, so even while you were saving us from them you could lecture their victims about how unfit we were to govern ourselves. As much as they might have liked to think so, the Accord weren't gods."
"The Affini are not gods either."
crazy to see "I can't believe these young scholars let the homunculus do their homework" coming from wizards who I know copied all their spells from Sparikus's Commentaries on old grimoires when they were apprentices
My wards alert me that scribes keep adding annotations to my scroll saying that the homunculi are wrong sometimes. Of course they're wrong. If you don't have a use for bumbling, overeager, sycophantic, incompetent minions, how can you even call yourself a mage?
Commentaries also seem to be circulating widely-disproven ideas about the homunculi's mana consumption. Dude like half of the top artificers think the homunculi are going to try to kill us in our sleep and extract our souls for conjuring ink. We don't need to make up reasons to be distrustful of the treacherous and deceitful minions
What were they expecting ?
Me, talking to Paul of Tarsus whom I brought to the present: so, the Calvinist stance, called double predestination, follows that Christ only died particularly for the elect, who are unconditionally saved. The Arminian stance, however, argues that elect are only foreseen by God, but that Christ still died for all people who are saved conditional on their independent faith.
Paul: What do you mean it’s been two thousand years?? And he hasn’t come back yet?
Me: Yeah, anyways, see the thing is both sides use your writings as proof of their arguments, and I was just wondering what you actually meant, especially in Romans where you wrote-
Paul: Wait, are you sure you guys didn’t just miss him?
Me: So you see, HE'S why we don't follow the literal words of Christ (as taught to us in the 4 Gospels) anymore OR follow the Laws of Moses.
Peter [the First Pope whom I brought to the present]: Is that fucking PAUL OF TARSUS?!?! I TOLD YOU LAST TIME IT WAS ON SIGHT, MOTHERFUCKING FALSE PROPHET!
I proceed to eat popcorn as this entire mess sorts itself out once and for all.
I had a nightmare last night.
I was a reporter.
Finally, here is Part 2 as an addition to the original post. Enjoy.
I spent a lot of time thinking about The Rules, and wondering how things worked. Thank you for reading.
Part 3 coming soon.
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Their aren't enough weirdfurs making art of balloon dog gangle. Disappointing.
A lovely comm done by @barblaz-arts! Similar to a scene at the end of chapter 35 of Pride, Envy, Wrath written by @again-and-then! i cant recommend the fic or the artist enough!