i need to pee

[evilhorse936]

The only use for men is yaoi and half the time I'm imagining they're women anyway

[sacred-portal]

[crabussy]

[ebidy]

happy birthday to every queer girl in middle school from 2013-2017

[mousegirlheart]

i only sleep 4 hours a day and look at me I'm fresh

[zaynfag]

i hope your ship goes canon is basic. i hope your fifteen year long rpf conspiracy goes canon in a forty five minute video where they make fun of you the entire time is scary. it happened to me

[pseudophan]

dan and phil reveal the truth (but like actually this time)

[silly-little-pal]

[philsgirlinprague]

They are BOYFRIENDS 😭

[fairycosmos]

already october. that'd freak me out if any year since 2019 had been real. luckily they haven't

[eyecantread]

[vasira96]

this whole youtube using AI to determine your age sucks so fucking bad, i miss the internet before you had to have an account for every website, i miss lurking, i miss check out as guest, i miss the internet being a place you had to decide to go to which you could then walk away from, instead of it just being a rancid black hole you carry with you in your pocket

[jakemorph]

youre an olympic level hater. i respect it.

they asked me to represent my country in the sport of hating i said no. i hate my country

[sanguinewolves]

i think rice with things on it & also some sort of sauce is like basically the best food genre tbh

[sandmandaddy69]

[valleyhowler]

cancelling plans is ok. falling in love with a boy who is a forest in a coke shirt is ok. thinking your well meaning older brother is a d bag is ok. dreaming terrible creatures into existence with your godlike power is ok. do what u need to do to cope

[pisces-core]

[ciricearts]

why r u smiling like that