Ramblings Of My Life

My mum told me I'm a cube and need to become more of a sphere. If you know how I can do this please help....

[hol-ohcene]

[rwbyebye-blog]

https://www.instagram.com/p/BHX1Kr4hf3X/

[complicatedmerary]

You know what? I’m not even going to bother censoring any names, this is the kind of shit that needs to be exposed. Skai Jackson is merely fourteen years old and grown men and women think they can harass her like this? And don’t give that bull that it doesn’t matter because she has money or dresses well, she is a CHILD, no adult should be focused on a little girl in such way.

If you think this is funny or justify it, I hope you never have children or go near them.

[hpandcarbs]

Molly and Arthur Weasley raised seven kids on one government salary.

Molly and Arthur Weasley raised those seven children to be courageous and loyal and kind.

Molly and Arthur Weasley were purebloods who made it a point to be known as “the biggest blood traitors there are”.

Molly and Arthur Weasley raised Fred and George during their accidental magic stages without letting the house burn down.

Molly and Arthur Weasley treated Harry as their own child, not because of his fame, but because he was Ron’s friend and he was in desperate need of a family.

Molly and Arthur Weasley made sure that everyone who entered their home felt loved and cared for and well fed.

Molly and Arthur Weasley won money and spent it on a family trip to see their son and help their daughter out of the depression she was sinking into.

Molly and Arthur Weasley sent Easter eggs and Christmas sweaters and fudge to their children while making sure to include enough for friends.

Molly and Arthur Weasley went out of their way to secure two tickets to the Quidditch World Cup on top of the eight for their own family, just to ensure that Hermione and Harry were included.

Molly and Arthur Weasley warned Harry about Sirius Black and tried to keep him with them after Voldemort’s return and tried to shield him from Order business because they remembered how young he was, how utterly unfair it was for the world to expect so much from him.

Molly and Arthur Weasley are so damn important.

[ladynorbert]

Arthur Weasley was supposed to die and JK Rowling couldn’t bring herself to kill him because he was the only living example in the entire series of a good father.

Molly Weasley made Harry eat third helpings of every meal, despite how difficult it may have been for their family just to put food on the table, because she knew that his guardians often deprived him of meals as punishment.

Molly and Arthur Weasley ARE DAMN IMPORTANT.

[stand-up-gifs]

He’s just mad because he can’t acquire all the apple juice that I’m acquiring. (x)

[micdotcom]

[voldemort475]

Attempted to parallel park today. It didn't go well...

[wheelchair-warrior]

i am the most obnoxious person i know

[thilesluna]

FAHC Jack being really into snapchat and constantly sending snaps of everything the crew is doing out on her feed and putting the weird filters on all of them–she particularly likes the flower crown on Ryan and turning Michael into a dog–and face-swapping Gavin and Geoff until she’s laughing so hard it hurts.

She takes selfies with Ryan in the background and draws little things on him with the paint tool. She takes pictures of Gavin doing idiotic things and captions them with the idiotic shit he says.

Geoff eventually has to tell her to get off her damn phone when she’s trying to snap a picture of Jeremy in front of an iHop–“He’s a SHORT STACK, Geoff”–in the middle of a heist

[voldemort475]

This was fucking painful but holy shit it was worth it 😍

[foodffs]

10+ Galaxy Sweets That Are Out Of This World

Really nice recipes. Every hour.

Show me what you cooked!

[robertdeniro]

[sorcerervaati]

I for one am a huge fan of jeremy’s puns lately

[ironinkpen]

my sense of humor:

suggesting “kill them” as punishment for an extremely disproportionate crime  (”he stole my eraser” “kill him”)

staring at an object that has fallen over for a prolonged amount of time and with inordinate disappointment

*points at a garbage can* “that’s me”

zooming really far into someone’s face on snapchat

*something minorly inconveniencing happens* “@god what did I ever do to you”

“what are you doing” “my best”

shortening words that are already shorter versions of other words (ex: thank, congrat, welc)

“Bees?”

[freevav]

Terrifying

[paxdemon]

we joke about procrastination but nothing is worse than the nauseating feeling of having every intention of doing something but physically not being capable of doing it and then feeling like you want to throw up because the deadline is just getting closer and closer.

[gemmacorrell]