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[voluntarilyfuturisticsilence]

Do we talk enough about the sound of that chain? We're obviously so into it visually, but the sound of it 🥵

Why am I imagining Mack getting Pavlov'd by it? Like, just hearing the chain and instantly being turn on knowing Will is approaching or moving around somewhere, before he even sees him.

[voluntarilyfuturisticsilence]

Oh hi!

[voluntarilyfuturisticsilence]

Damn, what a ride Free Agency Day was. I actually had work to do, GMMG... thanks a lot.

The one thing I'll say, as a Quebecer who's watched the Habs rebuild for what feels like 40 years, is that rebuilding is fucking hard. We see it in Edmonton, Chicago, and so many other places. Sure, we landed a generational talent, but Big Money Mike has also had some seriously good juju - ever since he drafted one Will Smith Hockey and his lucky girl syndrome I might add.

Now we'll really get to see if he's got the moves beyond that. What I worry about is that part of what made the Sharks perform over expectations this past season was having room to grow without a ton of pressure. We need to keep that intact.

That said... am I the only one who's actually kind of happy about Marchment? Seeing how emotional he was about coming back to San Jose. And Trouba... what a woke king! WDYM he’s an artist and a clock collectioneur ? I already love him!

[voluntarilyfuturisticsilence]

Godddd, i’m so bored! I need the Wackles to give us something! I want Will at the Toronto game 🇨🇦, then Mack in the Cape for the Fourth of July 🇱🇷, and then a joint post edit to National Anthem by Lana Del Rey 🏳️‍🌈. Is that too much to ask for?

[falsejulia]

a snack?

[voluntarilyfuturisticsilence]

It’s Quebec’s Fête nationale, so the Québécoise in me is obligated to share the most Wilmack song of all time!

Fun fact: in the music video, Céline Dion is with Gilbert Delorme, who was a defenseman for the Montreal Canadiens back then—and her crush and first heartbreak!

Bonne St-Jean! 💙⚜️💙

[darkpurple12]

Part 1/3 of my never offside edit!

I said it in the video but please do not post on twitter or I will come for you 😁😁

Unfortunately it took 20 minutes to upload this first video😭 and I need to go to work so I will post the last two when I’m back. I had a lot of fun making this so I’m happy to post it finally yayyy

[voluntarilyfuturisticsilence]

Have we gone this long since the season ended without a single sighting of either of them?

And in regards of Will AM listening…especially to country…I can’t help but wonder: are they off somewhere together?

(And this is WSH distracting us earlier this week with an Instagram follow spree worthy of a professional trail-blurrer)

[skoavsbaby]

“they’re very respectful of each other”

[mysticstormsupahead]

prom song (gone wrong) - lana del rey

[wsh2]

willmack’s offseason 2026:

4/18 - will reveals their summer plans

4/18 - all the sharks at a golf course

4/20 - marmon mack/fratlin

4/20 - bc line reunion (+ bc boys)

4/20 - photogate

4/21 - mack’s letter to sharks fans

4/22 - mack’s swimming with the sharks episode

4/22 - willmack eating with gabe

4/22 - mack’s teal talk (filmed 4/18)

4/22 - willmack posted up at a restaurant (+ with gabe)

4/22 - will’s teal talk (filmed 4/18)

4/22 - willmack & gabe’s arrival to the restaurant

4/23 - mack’s instagram dump

4/23 - mack rumored to be at a country bar

4/24 - will went out to dinner with his family & gabe

4/24 - mack rumored to be out with aiden & will

4/25 - mack bar hopping in the middle of the day

4/25 - mack got kicked out of a bar in boston (+ story)

4/27 - confirmation that mack is going to worlds

4/28 - mack was named a finalist for the ted lindsay

4/28 - mack with young fans in vancouver

4/29 - mack practicing in vancouver

4/30 - will took ‘redbull athlete’ out of his bio

5/1 - mack with a fan at chipotle in vancouver

5/1 - will’s no longer on the redbull athlete website

5/2 - will out in boston

5/10 - mack’s at iihf worlds

5/10 - will in the florida keys golfing with friends

5/12-13 - will training in woburn, ma

5/12-13 - will’s bronco ad pictures + part 2

5/14 - will’s bronco ad video

5/15 - will smith bartender

5/15 - will golfing with friends

5/16 - macklin drunkbrini on the streets

5/17 - will & will vote ft. a guitar

5/19 - will training in woburn, ma

5/20 - joint tiktok account changed usernames

5/20 - will smith baker (+ results + results)

5/20 - will living his best bella swan life

5/22 - will golfing with friends

5/23 - mack with a fan

5/31 - mack places 4th at worlds

5/31 - will smith softball

6/2 - mack with a fan in switzerland

6/2 - mack packing a trunk

6/3 - mack’s airbnb ad (part 2)

6/3 - mack with a fan

6/3 - macklin celewienie

6/4 - phatassgate

6/4 - mack at dinner with team canada

6/4 - will training with jacob fowler

6/5 - mack hiking with team canada

6/6 - kpop idol mack

6/8 - will’s 5 second stanley pup appearance

6/8 - will at dinner with zeev buium & jacob fowler

6/9 - another will x bronco ad

6/9 - mack at the rink in van with fans

6/9 - mack, aiden, & rick with a fan

6/10 - will and kk harvey together

6/11 - tummygate

last updated: june 11, 2026 @ 10 pm est

[darkpurple12]

Had to edit this gem of a video. They’re so mad 😹 which is cute because a few hours later in the never offside podcast, they’re laughing up a storm. Guess they made out up

Once again, sucks I have to say this but pls don’t post on twt 😭 I don’t wanna be horrified seeing my video again on my tl lolll

I’ll edit the never offside podcast next 😀 this is fun

[wmhockey]

i don't know how to be coherent or i am not really good with words but i've been thinking about this a lot. *rpf goggles* off. sorry if i am going to sound tinhatty rn but i believe u r the only blog i can share this.

i've seen u say that willmack aren't normal about each other always and i say i agree and what happened today makes it more believable. they are definitely NOT normal about each other especially will smith messy.

will uploaded that tiktok vid with a purpose. i just know he did it because it's mack's bday and he KNOWS that people are expecting that he will do something about his "bestfriend's" bday but instead he didn't. he uploaded a tiktok with another man, another friend.

i'm thinking of two things, this is his attempt of saying "look? i am so normal about mack, he's just another guy in my harem. i'm totally normal about him, in fact i'm so normal that you expect me to do something about his birthday but i didn't because yes i'm normal about macklin celebrini." but in reality this guy is so in denial of his brewing feelings for mack and its his way of convincing himself and other people that he's NOT in love with his bbf but he actually is.

OR

something happened in boston and they had a "fall out" and they do not know how to fix things because of the distance and now will is being petty af and he's like yea mack, look at me. i'm spending time with my boys ON YOUR birthday.

i'm sorry i don't know i'm talking about rn 😭

Thanks for stopping by nony! A bunch of my moots have had similar takes so you’re not alone.

Here’re some popular takes I’ve heard re: Boston fallout: Mack getting jealous of Will’s connection to his harem and not feeling special/needed; Will disliking Mack’s BU crowd and refusing to cross the picket fence for him; one/both of them hooking up with someone and the other catching wind of it; family drama, disagreements about Worlds, hockey or literally anything under the sun.

As always, I like to go on a little choose your own adventure. I think you probably fall somewhere between options one and two.

Option 1: They’re not normal about each other, so they have to stay away or they’ll jump each other’s bones, and they can’t have that happening for various reasons.

Option 2: Some shit went down in Boston, Will got petty, Mack withdrew, and now they’re both being passive-aggressive on main.

Option 3: This is just normal offseason catching up with other friends and family. They’re FaceTiming constantly, and everything is completely fine.

Option 4: Will changing their joint TikTok account name and posting the Knicks video on Mack’s bday was his way of saying “RPF gotta stop y’all” because they’re tired of being shipped on main and want to keep things lowkey moving forward.

Personally, I take everything with a massive grain of salt and don’t consider anything canon until we’ve got concrete evidence.

Like I said in my previous asks, it’s one thing for them not to make social visits in the offseason. It’s another thing to cancel training plans they very clearly had in place. So I’m trying to avoid jumping to conclusions until the end of July at least. But I will leave you with this one liner:

Gay sex is optional. Training is mandatory ✨ The former can wait until next season. The latter cannot lol

[voluntarilyfuturisticsilence]

I think all the shifts we got this season, plus the start of the offseason with Mack being in Boston, made a lot of us believe there was hope for another shift and that the summer would look différent than last year. That maybe their relationship was more than just business…maybe there was something there beyond the San Jose Bubble.

But it look like the relationship is what it is: they’re codependant teammates for eight months of the year, they « compliment » each other so well and outside of that they’re simply not that much of closefriends in the literal sense of the word.

THAT BEING SAID.

It’s fucking messy to post that TikTok today knowing exactly what kind of comments were going to follow. I’m howling. 🤣 There is absolutely no way I believe Will Smith Calculator is so oblivious that he didn’t think about how people would react. And I don’t buy the idea that it was completely unintentional.

I’m genuinely fascinated by his mind. At this point I want to write a thesis on Willmack.

[voluntarilyfuturisticsilence]

Okay, now that Mack’s birthday is approaching, and the stress is already starting to creep in, and the doomposting is about to reach its peak this weekend, can I offer you all a tiny glimmer of hope?

IF WSH is not going to train with the baby Sharks in july (there’s not way in my mind he is going twice in Van during summer) - it’s clear to me that IF he is going in Van in june it’s not for the 13th — it’s for the Don Toliver show on June 25th.

There is simply no universe in which he listened to that damn album all year and then doesn’t go to the concert when in his boybestfriend hometown.

No chance Will “I book an exclusive romantic restaurant months in advance for our special date night in New York” forget to plan taking Mack conveniently right around his birthday, to see his favorite hypesexuallyconfusingedit artist perform live. I refuse to believe otherwise. because we have to grasp on something.

[wmhockey]

see divorce gate was funny the first time or whatever but I feel even if it were true it wouldnt stop will smith “run a sub-6min mile after a steak dinner just to prove i can” hockey from going to that van training camp invited or not just to grind the grouse and prove he’s better than everyone else of the team. Maybe even a week late after everyone has already done it once so they’re all standing there watching and waiting for him to die and then he just doesn’t. And then Mack competency kink celebrini will move the fucking mountain just to end the divorce anyway.

Listen, if there’s one thing we know about Will Smith Hockey, it’s that he is just as crazy and just as competitive as Mack. He just hides it under that nonchalant devil may care mask that’s been stuck to his face for so long even his own coach struggles to discern it from flesh.

I don’t care if Zeev Buium is currently hand-feeding him grapes while Jacob Fowler waves a palm-tree fan and Will Vote perches at his feet like a loyal dog waiting for scraps of attention as Will sexts the bald maître d’ of some fuckass fancy restaurant in Boston. Will Smith is a pretty boy who collects pretty things, and the prettiest, shiniest, rarest trinket of all is Macklin Celebrini himself.

Just because it’s been weird between them since Boston — because his trinket doesn’t like being tossed into the same plain jewelry box as all the other random finds — and just because the owner of said box doesn’t want to get caught showing favouritism to his most prized possession by wearing it every day, so he keeps rotating his little sets until the gem runs off without leaving a note, does not mean Will isn’t going to be on Grouse Mountain grinding his ass into fine dust just to prove a point.

Michael Misa (who could be gay or bi etc.,) and Sam Dickinson (cock) are nawt going to take his place in the very special and exclusive camp that Mack founded like a mockery of their romantic Halifax getaway. Will is petty as fuck, but he is not going to let Mack “I run at the first sign of trouble to protect my exposed bleeding heart” Celebrini have the upper hand.

If Mack insists on them being miserable, then they can be miserable and sore and sweaty on top of a damn mountain while Misa 1 & 2, Dick, Luke, *shudders* Bedard, and [insert Canadian athlete of choice] watch from a respectful and horrified distance as they share a water bottle and make sure to spit in it extra hard so the glob gets mixed in every time the other takes a swig. But they will not say a single word to each other directly until the end of the week, when Will has to return to the arms of his loving harem.

And he’d love to stay, really, but alas, he must go. Now, if only SOMEONE would ask him to stay an extra week or two. If only he were explicitly invited. If only he were wanted.

But Macklin Open Wound Celebrini has already had two months to mourn the tectonic shift in this boybestfriendship and is not going to force Will to stay where he clearly doesn’t want to be. So what will these dumb hockey bros do with all this miscommunication and every elephant in the room?They might choose to fuck about it. But, for once, I urge them to put their dicks aside and actually have a conversation.

[dailywillmack]

This story takes place in New York, more specifically on Thompson Street.

The young and promising visiting team, San Jose Sharks, was set to face the home team, the New York Rangers, at the iconic MSG on October 23rd.

The visitors arrived in the city a few days in advance, as happens from time to time.

Among them were the NHL’s sensation, Macklin Celebrini and Will Smith, two talented young men enjoying the city with clear plans in mind.

Their adventure together began on October 20th at the famous Blue Heaven bar. It was meant to be just a quick stop.

Keep in mind that they prefer to be discreet, barely use social media, and like to keep a low profile. However, they didn't expect to run into Judi Jupiter, who ended up filming a series of videos with them that would later go viral all over social media. Being the polite and sweet young men they are, they happily obliged.

You might think these two brilliant young players would be spending their night in the big city out clubbing with their teammates, right? Wrong. The plans were bigger, better, and more expensive.

And by that time, their reservation slot was approaching. But where was this reservation? It couldn't be just anywhere, of course, it had to be at one of the best restaurants in the city and the world: Carbone. A table for two, just the two of them, because that’s all that matters.

Carbone is famous for its Italian cuisine, low lighting, closely packed tables, and an intimate, romantic, and inspiring atmosphere.

It’s a cozy and romantic place, where the tables are so tiny that two hockey players can probably barely fit comfortably without their knees locking and touching unintentionally.

Many couples pay a fortune and wait months for a table there, as reservations must be made at least 30 days in advance, requiring an upfront booking fee to guarantee the spot. Tables are limited and sell out in seconds.

You have to be organized and extremely quick to book, everyone is competing for a spot in that incredible environment, and very few succeed. But, of course, the Prince of Chestnut Hill could. He always gets what he wants.

And that is how the two San Jose Sharks stars spent their night on 10/20/2025, having dinner together at one of the hottest spots in NYC.

On the 23rd, the young team defeated the hosts in a beautiful comeback victory: 6-5.

Three goals went to the owner of the green eyes, two goals to the owner of the blue eyes, and two assists for each.

I don’t know what happened in that beautiful restaurant that day, but it definitely helped.

(No, this is not a fanfic. It actually happened, in that exact chronology).