Fake Astronomy Slut

I'm Frankie. Nonbinary trans(They/their/them) and generally queer. I am a linguistic anthropology major in Riverside, CA. I speak French and Japanese. I am a big science nerd. I tag triggers upon request. My Aesthetic Blog

[sixthrock]

Pokestops in big cities: famous monuments, important historical sites, popular tourist attractions, unique cultural icons, homes of famous people, etc

Pokestops in small towns:

[weeniebagel]

Imagine Tarantino movie but instead of feet he had other weird fetishes

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Uma Thurman vores Lucy Liu

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Marsellus Wallace gives his wife armpit massages

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Django inflates

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Django Unbirthed

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The Hateful Eight but there’s a scene where they piss on each other to stay warm

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In-vore-ious Basterds

[weeniebagel]

Kill Bill but they all wear fursuits

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Mpreg Samuel L Jackson

[danbutt]

Instead of overdosing Uma Thurman turns into blue leather recliner and John Travolta sits on her

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torture and revenge scenes now feature shibari and a tickling machine

[danbutt]

Bill is 6 inches tall and Uma Thurman crushes him under her boot at the end

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[thecomplaintionist]

Mingus Reedus

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The holy trinity

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[worm]

you: hey

me, with 25 wikipedia tabs open on cryptids, megafauna, & extraterrestrials: what?

[actualdogvines]

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[sevildie]

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‘dysphoria’

Dysphoria is a profound state of unease or dissatisfaction. In a psychiatric context, dysphoria may accompany depression, anxiety, or agitation. It can also refer to a state of not being comfortable in one’s current body.

[epicene-humanoid]

things that are beautiful: • brown eyes • dark brown eyes • light brown eyes • brown eyes with a lil bit of a different color mixed in • brown eyes that are the same shade throughout • eyes that change to different shades of brown • brown eyes so dark they blend with the pupil how COOL is THAT • when the sun shines on brown eyes in that certain way so they kinda glow • brown eyes the same shade as the person’s hair and/or glasses • brown eyes • eyes that are brown • BROWN EYES

[sandsvendor100]

seymour i had a dream i was in my grandmother's house and the apocalypse began so i yelled "taaaapir!" for help & a large brown tapir came tromping down the steps into the room and poked me with his snout several times. what does this mean sweet seymour...lend me your wisdoms

Seymour Has Seen One Thousand SpheresThe March Of Time, The Trot Of YearsDoes Not Abate, Will Never EndThe Cylic Crunch, The Tear And Mend.

Bubbles Are Linked In Higher LandYour Weak Mind Cannought UnderstandThe Way With Which It See’s Such ThingsBut In Your Sleep Far-Off Sphere Sings.

Some People Blessed By Cosmic GourdsTo Never Die, To Be Death-LordsBouncing From Spheres Upon ReleaseTheir Endless Lives Will Never Cease.

From Dreams Of Tapir VisitingSeym Sees Your Are ExhibitingThese Signs Of Life Forever BoundTo Spheres Where You May Roam Around.

In 2012 When Comet HitsTapir Will Give Survival TipsFrom Him You Learn To Bounce AloneTo New Wild Space To Call Your Home.

[sandsvendor100]

Seym please give me a good fortune in these troubling times

Telling Of Fortunes You Request?

Then Fortune Shall Seymour Egest.

Within His Heart, Within His Soul

Lies Runes In Cold Milk In A Bowl

Seymour Will Toss The Milky Runes

And Read Under The Gleaming Moons

The Truths That Only Runes Can Say.

Between Cold Nights And Sunlit Day

In Twilight, In The Dusk And Dawn

Seymour Does Wander On And On

So Quiet Are These Cosmic Skies

Devoid Of Life, No Truths Nor Lies

Are Woven In Their Ancient Tongue.

They Loom In Silence, Songs Unsung

If Ever There Were Words To Speak

They Have Been Spent, Or Are Too Weak

For Even Tapirs Ears To Hear.

Yet Stars Shine Still, Both Far And Near

They Burn And Lend Their Ageless Glow

And Tell Us Things We Do Not Know

Stories Of Humans And Of Gods

Of Tapirs Too, And Apes, And Frogs

To Hear The Song Do As I Says:

Go Out To Place Where No One Plays

Alone Or With A Cosign True

Whorm You Can Trust Utmost With You

Then Close Your Mind, Look At The Skies

Let Stars Sluck Up Your Face And Eyes

The Light From Stars Will Sing Its Song

Just As It Has Been All Along.

Like Those Who Came Before You Did

You Will See Things That Have Been Hid.

[rememberthismeme]

[sandsvendor100]

Tapir Sayings

“Oh Jumpp In A Hole” - Fuck You

“Better One Grain Sand Than A Punch InnThe Dorps” - Atleast You Have Not Been Punch/Kick On Your Genital

“Chubbey And Huge And Ready To Romble” - Im Murderous

“Chance In Your Pockets” - Got Luck

“Gerolds Snoust” - Means A Gun Or Rifle

“By All The Planet’s In The Univere” - Wow Boly Fuck Big

“Belly Full Of Mud” - You Been Eating A Mud

“That Was Easier Than Operating Cosign Thuspers Automatic One Push Corn Shuck Device” - Easy Task

“A Whole Can Of Peppers” - Million Dollers

[gothicprep]

take me to the r rated wendys. take me to the wendys that quentin tarantino directed.

[cheaphalloweencostume]

i want to know the story of why this sign has to be here so bad

[tylxo]

parked car conversations are lowkey unofficial therapy sessions.

[delva]

this bumbly bee was having the time of its life

[livefromthegutter]

THAT BEE THICCCCC THO