[cecenyss]

I wish I was a muppet so I could flail uncontrollably with no consequences. And for the scrunch

[mystrothedefender]

My coworker said he was having a bad day and I said 'it can't be that bad you haven't started howling like a sad dog yet' and he let out the saddest most pathetic little howl I've ever heard and I was like 'damn ok do you need to have a break?'

[mooniviews]

winter date with haley ❄️

[lesbianralzarek]

do you think they know how much they contributed to online literacy? to the spirit of curiousity? to the idea of doing research yourself instead of always having it laid out in front of you?

[onithelovedemon]

[bellhopping]

this is honestly like THE gif to me. it's probably the rawest representation of catharsis I've ever seen

[couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name]

when I was a little kid at some point I got upset with my parents because I didn't have a crucifix in my bedroom and they did- I was like why do YOU get to be safe from vampires??? you're okay with me getting my blood sucked???? so we took a little trip to the catholic store but the one closest to us was run by a group of nuns that had been moved here from romania. I got a little baby pink cross and this sweet old nun was like 'aww, is this a baptism gift?' and I was like no. I need to be protected from vampires. and she immediately got SO serious and was like 'this is the best one we've got, you'll definitely be safe' and since she was literally from vampire land I was convinced she was like, van helsing. like the whole time my parents had been laughing about how cute my fear was but she literally Knew dracula and was taking my concerns seriously I held this over my parents for so long lmfao

[kittchuco]

[gay-irl]

[modogoblin]

[bace-jeleren]

To some people you’re an NPC

To other people, you’re the special, unlockable character that they worked and worked to finally get- and when they do they’re so happy because they got the game just so they could find you.

[bace-jeleren]

The fact y'all are still passing around this post, eight years after I made it. Exquisite. I hope it’s still resonating with people outside of mid-2010’s tumblr.

[bajn]

on this day one year ago someone sewed a fried egg to a tshirt

[actualsupreme-deactivated201503]

this is your only day to reblog this for a year

[hostileworkenvironment]

i missed my chance last year so this has been in my queue for 364 days

[horreurscopes]

the autistic emotional turmoil of killing a spotted lanternfly to fullfil my ecological duty and braving both the psychological horrors of killing a bug and the sensory horrors of squishing something under your foot and the combination sensory and psychological horrors of squishing something alive. unironically braver and more noble than anything US marines navy and army combined have ever done im being so real

[omegaverse]

Every january goth couples are fucking hard to try and have a halloween baby they're gonna name ophelia or some shit

[moonmangarrett]

I’m a Halloween baby but my parents are normal so I’m Garrett

[omegaverse]

Hi garrett

[omegaverse]

[kpopstages]

idol + era: ↬ irene • rbb for anon

[bathroomcube]

long hair on a man is the worlds most powerful aphrodisiac

[mordi-mord-deactivated20240201]

[bathroomcube]

get this fucking devil off of my post

[sillyfunny-deactivated20241226]

[canvastornasol]

NOW THAT'S MORE LIKE IT !!!

[landoffreaksandfrogs]

my ex-girlfriend still misses me, 8ut her aim is getting 8etter!!!!!!!!

[fatluka]

sad i can’t get women pregnant. i would’ve been a great deadbeat father.

[rontology]

I finally switched to firefox and I've seen a lot of posts about the effortless importing of preferences from chrome and how it's important to support non-chromium platforms, but nobody is talking about the loss of productivity that happens when beautiful women come to your house to kiss you on the mouth because they heard you use firefox now. nobody's talking about this