intense friendliness with nothing behind the eyes

☾ej☽ ☾23 y/o failwife☽ ☾I’m like if a chainsaw was a girl☽ ☾they/she☽

[sharkpunks]

ドロヘドロ | Dorohedoro

[boozinbroads]

[nociceptrix]

Thus to all tyrants

[blueberry-boyfriends]

Conversation Starters are a dying art

[parkchanwoohoo]

[championofdogs]

Hi pervert! I've ô’btained an item...

[aurpiment]

*monkey’s paw gives me a biiig thumbs up*

[prokopetz]

Stephen King rightly gets a lot of shit for frequently having his characters think and speak in pop culture references that only make sense if you spent your formative years in 1970s Maine, but I feel like articulating that particular criticism on Tumblr is something of a glass-houses situation.

[cashewcream-deactivated20170602]

who up?? Kill me

[mummygirltummy]

what a horse considers play is business to a monkey. but to tom? its all foolery

[desolendate]

im literally in tears what the fuck

[girlnextvore]

The 4 types of white lesbians

[segamascott]

i will no longer be practicing radical acceptance and/or accepting the things i can not change #fuckbadthings #changeit

[punkitt-is-here]

db cooper fell on sasquatch and killed him and then had to take on his cryptid duties like The Santa Clause. thats why we never found him he was gifted sasquatch powers

[punkitt-is-here]

WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY THAT

[redstonedust]

neither a puppyboy nor a puppygirl they call me andogynous

[cyphir-spacerobot]

Victor Frankenstein after achieving the impossible and building a fucking person from scraps of the dead: Oh god, ew, ew it's ugly! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew! Ew! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew!

[throathole]

You idiot…………… You just fed that american a Slutburger.

[throathole]