Do Kids Still Say “Greetings” These Days?

this blog is retired and will have no more posts. aphobes/terfs/etc get wrecked

[theartofangirling]

I’ve been waiting a year to post this

[sjdsjkdlskdas-deactivated202012]

might get crucified for this but destiel could’ve been it

[sjdsjkdlskdas-deactivated202012]

if there was a play about an angel who pulled a repressed homosexual man out of hell and fell in love with him then yes i’d post snippet quotes from it. you would too. we all would.

[lesbianshepard]

i’m in tears over this holy shit

[lesbianshepard]

It’s a little known fact that in the 60s and 70s the CIA was actually run by fucking wile e coyote

[postilionstruckbylightning]

In 1961, the CIA tried to kill Castro by redirecting a road he used regularly into a solid stone wall onto which they’d painted a picture of a tunnel. This failed when Castro’s car proceeded straight on through the tunnel unhindered.

[thespecialpsycho]

Castro… I don’t care how brutal of a dictator you were or weren’t, I’m just impressed by the fact you’ve bent reality like this.

[wodneswynn-deactivated-deactiva]

Oh, so the Catholic Church can commit theophagy every Sunday for two thousand years and that's fine, but as soon as I decide to try a little theophagy of my own everybody freaks out. I see how it is.

[stormheart-warden-deactivated20]

Wait hold on gotta look something up

[stormheart-warden-deactivated20]

Ok yeah this is funny

[catasters]

[ljonskar]

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[jaubaius]

How to surreptitiously stretch within reach of kisses

[jabberwockypie]

So I was looking at Biden’s plans to help people with disabilities. Here’s some stuff he wants to do that would make a big, measurable difference:

- Increasing SSI benefits to at least 100% of the Federal Poverty Line (at the moment, this would be an increase of about $3000/year. That would be REALLY HELPFUL.)

- Increase the asset limits for SSI and SSDI - which haven’t been increased in more than 35 years. Right now if you have more than $2000 at any time, you lose your benefits.

- Marriage equality for disabled people! - For people on SSI be able to get married without losing our benefits! (As it stands right now, you can lose your benefits even if they suspect you’re ACTING like you’re married - the “holding out as married” rule.)

I’m about out of spoons tonight, but go read it! If even SOME of it gets passed, it could be really good!

This is in contrast to the Republican position, which is *checks notes* “If they’re going to die, they’d better do it, and decrease the surplus population”.

(Seriously, if Trump gets re-elected, I, and many other disabled people, will be so entirely fucked. He wants to destroy Social Security, I would be homeless and starving in the streets.)

[livebloggingmydescentintomadness]

every time you say that there’s no difference between trump and biden, every time you say that voting is pointless, every time you say that you won’t vote for the lesser of two evils, you’re saying that disabled lives don’t matter.

do better. vote.

[valtsv]

the funniest character headcanons are feral, homophobic and tax evader i dont accept constructive criticism and you cant change my mind

[shaggytwodope-deactivated202104]

hates the irish, fucks to survive, war criminal

[regbian-moved-to-lezbianz]

alignment chart

[wrexingdrew]

[spar-kie]

[identificat]

[pacmantrinity-deactivated202207]

she does not FUCK

[sabrinawinslow-deactivated20191]

[gay-jesus-probably]

can you believe this website is free

[memewhore]

[mingisxfixon]

Justin…….

PLEASE

[tua-as-vines]

Justin is out here doing the Lord’s work

[communist-waffel]

You guys should see this:

[obstinaterixatrix]

wow

[bunjywunjy]

bunj. obviously the komodo dragons FLEW to indonesia and then they lost their wings. no boats were involved

honestly what you should really be taking away from the Komodo-dragons-actually-evolved-in-Australia thing is that the relatives of our good ol’ Komodo friends were much, much, MUCH bigger than their modern counterparts.

while the Komodo Dragons were still nameless lizards bodysurfing through the open Pacific towards the island that would give them their name, their relative Megalania was still fuckin’ it up in the Australian homeland!

Megalania, if you’re curious, was over 20 FEET long.

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ironically though it was ultimately Megalania and most of its direct relatives that would end up in that big zoo in the sky, while the Komodo Dragon managed to carve a niche out for itself in its island home and avoid the fate of its relations.

long may it stay that way.

[gallusrostromegalus]

...this entire time I thought it was "regular size monitor-ish lizard swims to island, becomes huge when it realizes it can be the apex predator" not FUCK OFF HUMONGOUS LIZARD CROSSES AN OCEAN FOR KICKS, BECOMES FUNSIZE AFTER ARRIVING ON CHILL ISLAND". I have learned something interesting and moderately terrifying today, thank you.

[thotstark]

[gaycop]

hit that reblog button if you remember this band!!

[rensilver]

OK seriously who tf are these people? the comments are absolutely no help

[gaycop]

you reblogged but you don’t remember? why would you do this?

[seongpinkhwa]

september…….honey……..angel……….please be kind

[gray-warden]

i am indifferent towards your shoelaces

[butchscientist]

thanks. i obtained them through entirely legal means wholly unrelated to any country's head of state