Vos Enim Estis, you are it.

  《Fuck》A monolog by Negan.

[vosenimestis]

“He has a little of you in him.” He plays, the key word in his words being little. Taking a glance downward from her words of her and Brett being alone for so long. It hurt him that is was that long. “It’s okay love, don’t be sorry.” He kisses her hand one more time as they pull up to a cabin. “Alright, we’re here.”

[behindtheireyes]

“I love you, Negan.” Lucille was quiet as the truck stopped in front of a cabin, looking up at her husband and back at the cabin again a confused look appeared on her face, “What are you planning, love?”

[vosenimestis]

A smirk slowly forms on Negan’s face ass she asks him the question. “Think of it as one of those fucking stay-cations. Just a fucking nice and romantic vacation.” He says shutting the car off and opening his door. Getting out, he opens the door behind him to grab his trusty bat before heading to Lucille’s door and opening it for her. “Mrs. DiMaggio, our room awaits.”

[vosenimestis]

“He has a little of you in him.” He plays, the key word in his words being little. Taking a glance downward from her words of her and Brett being alone for so long. It hurt him that is was that long. “It’s okay love, don’t be sorry.” He kisses her hand one more time as they pull up to a cabin. “Alright, we’re here.”

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[vosenimestis]

@theoriginallucille

[behindtheireyes]

Squeezing his hand tightly Lucille bit her lip, “It’s just this is his first night away since I had him, Negan, and what if his inhaler doesn’t work or… what if there’s an attack on the Sanctuary?” Now she was just being ridiculous because not even Rick’s group at Alexandria or the group at Hilltop were stupid enough to attack their home directly. “I do trust you, Negan… .It’s just… .he’s my baby.”

[vosenimestis]

“Lucille.” He speaks, looking over at her. “Don’t worry yourself so fucking much. Brett is smart boy, he knows not to push himself when he’s playing around.” Negan calmly spoke to Lucille, leaning to the side towards her and raising her hand to his lips. Keeping his eyes on the road, he kissed the top of her hand. “He’s our child remember.” He playfully jokes to her before he turns the truck onto a dirt path.

[behindtheireyes]

Lucille was nervous, this was the first night that she’d been away from Brett since he’d been born. She knew he’d be in good hands with Dwight and Sherry but that still didn’t make her feel any better. Turning to face Negan as he drove to only he and god knew where she sighed, “I don’t see why we have to leave the Sanctuary. What if Brett has an attack? Or a nightmare?”

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[vosenimestis]

From the moment he told her that he’s taking her “out” somewhere in the woods for a little get-away, it was just questions out of her mouth and rarely answers from his. “Lucille, I told you this when we left, Dwight and Sherry can handle watching our child. I’ve asked Simon to also check-in with them. He has his inhaler and his own Lucille, Brett will be fine.” Negan says in a reassuring tone, his right hand reaching over and taking his wife’s hand. “Everything will be okay, trust me.”

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tell me your honest opinion of my portrayal

[behindtheireyes]

Making it official before I chicken out.  Lucille’s new face claim is Hilarie Burton.

[vosenimestis]

negan: and i fed him spaghetti

rick: bitch what the fu-

negan: you're welcome boyfriend

[vosenimestis]

Spongebob Sentence Meme

"Remember, licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets."

"Is mayonnaise an instrument?"

"Horseradish is not an instrument either."

"Can I be excused for the rest of my life?"

"The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma."

"SOILED IT! SOILED IT! SOILED IT!"

"Not insertive-!"

"BeepBeep."

"That hat makes you look like a girl."

"Am I a pretty girl?"

"I wait for you to come back."

"I may be stupid, but I'm also dumb."

"Just get outta here you stupid, dumb animal!"

"Just the three of us. You, me, and this brick wall you built between us."

"Dumb people are always blissfully unaware of how dumb they really are."

"EEEEVIIIIIL!"

"Did you try setting it to Wumbo?"

"Not when I set it to MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE."

“Well, it’s no secret that the best thing about a secret is secretly telling someone your secret, thereby adding another secret to their secret collection of secrets, secretly.”

"I'm ugly and I'm proud."

"LEEDLE LEEDLE LEEDLE LEE!"

"It's not just a boulder: it's a rock!"

"I can't see my forehead."

"I'm already hearing voices!"

"I... am a man!"

"Any particular reason you took your pants off?"

"Goodbye, everyone. See you all in therapy."

"You can't fool me: I listen to public radio."

"I went to college!"

"Can I have everyone's attention? I need to use the bathroom."

"Fine, I guess you're gonna miss... the panty raid."

"A five letter word for happiness: money."

"How long? How long have I been ugly?"

"As long as I can remember. You poor ugly thing, you."

"If I were to die right now in some sort of fiery explosion due to the carelessness of a friend, well, that would just be okay."

"Don't run for the bus. Especially one that's going up at a 90-degree angle."

"I don't know why, but I think I'll kick _____'s butt tomorrow."

"MY LEG!"

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Italian curse words

vaffanculo! definition: Fuck you!  (literally, go and take it in your ass)

  So you want to learn to swear in Italian? No problem. Here are some really useful words! There are many regional dialects in Italia, but the following should be pretty well understood no matter where you go.

The definitions on this page are not always the literal meaning, but rather the usage equivalent.

un bastardo, un figlio di puttana

a bastard

  una brutta, una dispettosa, una schifosa, una strega

a bitch

  un pompino

a blow job

  merda

shit

  un pompinaio, un succhiatore, un leccacazzi, un gustafave

a cocksucker

  il cazzo, la minchia, il pistolino, la fava

the prick

  la fica, la farfalla, la gnacchera, la toppa

the pussy

  chiavare, trombare, fottere

to fuck

  essere fottuto

to be fucked up

  vaffanculo! vai in culo!

fuck it! fuck off! fuck you!

  uno che va in culo a sua madre

a motherfucker

  i coglioni, le palle

the balls

  una bella fica, una fica pronta

a piece of ass

  avere il cazzo in aria

to be pissed off

  testa di merda

shithead

  le poppe, le cioccie, le tette

the breasts

Piss off  vacagare, vai/va a cagare

Don’t break my balls  non mi rompere le palle, non mi scazzare i coglioni

Waste time = cazzeggiare

Homosexual = finocchio, culo, checca

To fuck = ciulare (Milanese), beciare (Genovese), scopare (Italiano)

Fuck it all = affanculo

What the hell are you talking about = che cazzo stai dicendo?

Fuck you = fottiti (vaffanculo is better)

The balls (a Napoletano) = le uallere

Rompipalle = ball breaker

Sticchiu: Pussy

Spacchiu: (sicilian, some pronounce it spacchio, in a more italian fashion), adj spacchiusu- a Sperm, cum, trasl. as cool, hot, like in ‘Chistu picciotto è spacchiusu’, ‘Chista machina è spacchiusa’. Now you, too, can use these charming phrases:

Andate tutti a 'fanculo!

You can all go fuck yourselves!

  Nessuno me lo ficca in culo!

Nobody fucks me up the ass!

  Tua madre si da per niente!

Your mother gives it away!

  Vaffanculo a Lei, la sua moglie, e’ la sua madre. Lei e’ un cafone stronzo. Io non mangio in questo merdaio! Vada via in culo!

You, sir, go fuck yourself–and your wife and your mother. You are a common turd! I’m not going to eat in this shithouse. Fuck you!

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[vosenimestis]

"No, no, no. Don't die on me!"

When he said “I’ll die for you Lucille” he didn’t mean for it to happen anytime soon. Negan was expecting a death more... awesome. Like a fist fight; not having a katana slice across your upper chest. There wasn’t even a fight. He saw sword move for its attack. The rest doesn’t matter, all that matters to him is that he saves his wife’s life. Sending him to his knees then to the ground. “Lucille.” He mumbles in agony. The stinging pain of fresh air hitting his wound causing him to groan and mutter out, “fucking fuck.” With his wife now kneeling beside him he lifts his hands to cup the sides of her face. “Lucille.” He whispers, forcing a weak smile onto his face. He knows he’s going to die. Forcing himself to sit up some, he pulls his wife closer, forehead to forehead. If the thought of leaving her was hard enough, the thought of leaving her and their son is worse. Brett so young to lose his father after only knowing him for a short while. Truly knowing him as a father. The things Negan wish he could do for his son. Teaching him how to swing a bat, how to pick up chicks, how to be a man, how to be a leader when he passes. All he can’t do now but Negan’s thankful that his son doesn’t have to watch his death. He wouldn’t want Lucille to watch either. Oh Lucille. The more things he wishes he could do for her. “Keep Brett safe.” His voice breaking as he speaks. It’s an emotional moment for him. In his head he replays the moment of marrying Lucille, saying his vows of being with her for as long as she lives. The greatest moment of his life. Knowing he doesn’t have much longer, he makes his final words. “I love you Lucille.”

[thegirlwiththelionshair]

I’m a hedonist but really aren’t we all?

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