full time gigolo

panic on the streets of london !

[m--bloop]

“Quit trying to hold on so tight. I’m gone. Long gone.”

Twin Peaks: Fire Walk with Me dir. David Lynch (1992)

[prettyboysdontlookatexplosions]

"calypso delivers a monologue about the unfair double standard applied to gods vs. goddesses when it comes to slutting around with mortals" really does sound like a scene someone would insert into an odyssey adaptation to make it more woke and "odysseus grabs a branch to cover his dick so he doesn't scare off the teenage girls he's about to stumble on naked" really does sound like a scene someone would insert into an annoyingly modernized odyssey adaptation that would get criticized for marvelesque humor. but beautifully and happily these are both things that simply factually happen in actual homer's* actual the odyssey

*famously a highly contested phrase

[farmgf]

IT’S SPRINGTIME YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS. PASS THE INSTRUCTIONS ON NOT GIVING UP BY ADA LIMÓN

[farmgf]

IT’S THE GREENING OF THE TREES THAT REALLY GETS TO ME!!!!!!!!!!!

[spacedewey]

Call me old fashioned, but I think the president saying "a whole civilization will die tonight" is the part where he should be deposed immediately.

[fairycosmos]

OHHHH i get it now i was supposed to die as a child

[akutsumabu]

[velvetys]

The Beatles….

[johnnycrass]

dudes will worship the beast all day. And then be like. Who can be greater than the beast 🙄 who can speak against it 😂🤣🤣

[thatnordicguy]

I've failed to read rooms I was alone in

[filmgifs]

The Red Shoes (1948) dir. Emeric Pressburger, Michael Powell

[mcaelius]

what do you mean catullus might not be poetic 😭

[brightdeadthing]

Come. And Be My Baby, Maya Angelou

[barstoolblues]

[barstoolblues]

[weltenwellen]

Joy Sullivan, from “These Days People Are Really Selling Me On California”, Instructions for Traveling West

[weltenwellen]

Tracy K. Smith, from “Don’t You Wonder, Sometimes?”, Life on Mars

[whitealbum]

nonbinary olivia coleman you’re everything to me. this is what i was trying to post when tumblr went down do you think that caused it

[vetchtibbles]

I think I’m falling behind in pop culture can we stop writing books and making movies until I catch up. something crazy is about to happen to gilgamesh