full time gigolo

panic on the streets of london !

[m--bloop]

“Quit trying to hold on so tight. I’m gone. Long gone.”

Twin Peaks: Fire Walk with Me dir. David Lynch (1992)

[mashpotatoe]

im nonbinary in a way that doesnt really matter

[thhouseofblack]

me I fear

[micromontage]

when it wasn't meant to be 🤣🤣 but the potential of possibility still plagues you 🤔

[clarafordahwin]

The roy family finds an evil baby

Roman: So do we just, fucking, bash it's head in, or?

Shiv: It isn't our problem, right? We just leave it. Hands clean.

Kendall: Very, uh, maternal, Shiv. Leave the baby.

Connor: There are a lot of uses for an evil baby. I'm not saying that's what we should do, but....

Kendall: Roman's right. We kill it, or we get someone to kill it.

Shiv: So what, you just get to be the hero who saves the world from an evil baby?

Greg: I'm worried, uh, if we find a guy to kill the baby? He must be a pretty evil guy. So he might use the baby for evil. But I'm not saying I should kill the baby? Because I don't really want those images like, in my head whenever I see another baby?

[imwiremother]

every emotional fandom post is written like this

oscar the grouch, who lived and loved in a trash can

oscar the grouch, who ate rotten bananas because he didn't have the self esteem to try for fresh ones

oscar the grouch, who pushed big bird away because his love burned as bright as the sun and oscar the grouch knew he was the moon

[the-quasar-hero]

Bro, be honest, are you getting a little bit Genghis Khan?

[prettyboysdontlookatexplosions]

"calypso delivers a monologue about the unfair double standard applied to gods vs. goddesses when it comes to slutting around with mortals" really does sound like a scene someone would insert into an odyssey adaptation to make it more woke and "odysseus grabs a branch to cover his dick so he doesn't scare off the teenage girls he's about to stumble on naked" really does sound like a scene someone would insert into an annoyingly modernized odyssey adaptation that would get criticized for marvelesque humor. but beautifully and happily these are both things that simply factually happen in actual homer's* actual the odyssey

*famously a highly contested phrase

[farmgf]

IT’S SPRINGTIME YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS. PASS THE INSTRUCTIONS ON NOT GIVING UP BY ADA LIMÓN

[farmgf]

IT’S THE GREENING OF THE TREES THAT REALLY GETS TO ME!!!!!!!!!!!

[spacedewey]

Call me old fashioned, but I think the president saying "a whole civilization will die tonight" is the part where he should be deposed immediately.

[fairycosmos]

OHHHH i get it now i was supposed to die as a child

[akutsumabu]

[velvetys]

The Beatles….

[johnnycrass]

dudes will worship the beast all day. And then be like. Who can be greater than the beast 🙄 who can speak against it 😂🤣🤣

[thatnordicguy]

I've failed to read rooms I was alone in

[filmgifs]

The Red Shoes (1948) dir. Emeric Pressburger, Michael Powell

[mcaelius]

what do you mean catullus might not be poetic 😭