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respectfully i do not trust most people's book recommendations some of you guys are reading dungeon crawler carl :/

#yeah Ive been quoting this a lot since the kitten is 5 weeks and does nothing but play (attack feet)

hnweek26: day four - favorite dynamic emerald and oj haywood nope (2022) dir. jordan peele

#augh they are so sweeties #this movie really has it all. horses. beautiful aliens. kitsch. scary monkey. realistic sibling dynamics

thedogeveryonehates

melonwah

beanytuesday

Animal Crackers for Zoologists

dogpuppy

I mostly post the good things about having a kid but god damn this fucking sucks he won’t stop crying and begging for the fart gun from despicable me because he saw it at the store and now saw it on the movie. I’m going insane but I understand he’s very emotional right now. Still though why are kids so annoying sometimes, he’s not normally like this with random shit he sees at the store.

dogpuppy

#God one of my students was also obsessed with the despicable me fart gun #he was always asking me to draw it for him #p sure i can draw it from memory now

thecollectibles

Uncle, how to get to the beautiful country? by Xiaoyu Wang

evilscientist3

The first ever YTP was made by Jesus and was of a speech by Pontius Pilate. They crucified him because his copy of Sony Vegas, which was strictly controlled by Rome at the time, was pirated

music4thebasshead

fritolaycorporation

her name is pinky pony and she loves to go on a party. so get that through your thick fucking skull

pjackk

Not a sibgle fucking lemon lime or A&W root beer i guess. Ok. Fucking christttt

koth-harvest-final

i love close reading and i hate fun

my daughter whom im teaching to always resort to violence

#i promise she's completely healthy she just always has fucked eye bags

fuckyeah2000s

grimeclown

I got a job at a gas station across from a casino and a guy keeps coming in to buy whole cartons of cigarettes and talks in the third person calling himself "snake eyes pete" and every time I tell him his total hes like "tell ya what if old Pete rolls a snake eyes why dont you give it to him for free?" and he rolls the same set of loaded dice on the counter and it does not matter how many times he rolls snake eyes I will not give him the cartons for free he gets so mad

grimeclown

Snakeyes Pete is from Toronto he gave me a button once that said "Canadians have the best luck" and i said i thought that was the Irish and he said "I fucking hate the irish" and i said okay

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