I don’t make rules, I just break rules

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———    ❝ HAH. Hilarious. You’re hilarious, you know that? ❞

❝ See that? I’m joking. You would know a lot about that, wouldn’t you, being a joke? Especially since no one takes those seriously, and with that whole spooky - floaty - shadow business, it’s hard to imagine anyone taking you seriously. ❞

What was this guy’s damage? Dan had no reason to pick a fight, especially with someone he didn’t know to begin with. Maybe he was bored, maybe he was lonely, maybe he had some aggression that he needed to take out on some stranger that looked much more dangerous than most he’d interact with so disrespectfully.

❝ Here, let me rephrase - HOT TOPIC, THE DOLLAR STORE, SOME RANDOM DUMPSTER CALLED AT THE SAME TIME. ❞

❝ RESPECTIVELY THEY WANT THEIR STUPID SPIKY BRACELETS BACK, THE STUPID VOICE - MODIFIER BACK, AND THE TATTERED DISH RAG CLINGING TO YOUR NECK BACK! ❞

@ostiumprofessionis | DAMN IT DAN.

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DAN VS THE LIVING DEAD

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ssparkd·:

*:･ﾟ✧ any amusement she felt at having witnessed the unfortunate scene was quickly wiped away at his accusation. “but i–” her retort was cut off with a sigh, fingers pressed against her temple. alright. this was fine.

“sorry, but…was ‘watch out’ not a good enough warning?” what else could she have said? watch out was usually sufficient – short and to the point, at the very least. “it’s not my fault ya decided i was tryin’ to take your place in line and not, y’know, actually warnin’ ya.” ✧･ﾟ:*

———    ❝ Please - I’m not that stupid. Your supposed warning was horrible! For all I know, you and the frisbee are in kahoots. ❞

Dan had never been the most reasonable, and often simple situations would be exaggerated nearly beyond recognition to what actually happened. This was one of those times. Despite her obviously having no involvement, Dan was finally able to use his height to his advantage ( surprisingly, this lady was one of the few he’d interacted with that was shorter than him ) , looming over her and pointing an index dangerously close to her face.

❝ You’re the one who’s stupid for thinking I’d fall for it! Welp, you know what they say, ❞

If the actual owner of the frisbee themselves were coming to retrieve it, they were too late. The plastic dish was snatched up and tucked securely between Dan’s arm and torso.

❝ Finders keepers, losers get their frisbee melted over a waffle iron. ❞

No one says that.

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In truth, Venomous had abducted quite a few people. Scientific reasons, getting rid of obstacles, the reasons varied but almost always led back to Lab Sublevel 3. Few and far between did he get actual applicants, and since he’d already experimented with himself and failed, he both needed a control group and fresh canvas. And Dan, with his small and practically nonexistent existence, was perfect.

Though he hadn’t been aware Daniel was that limber, able to get his foot that high with such force.

Oh he knew this was going to be interesting.

He’d been able to dodge the trunk, head already out of the way since it liked to pop free on a spring. He was less lucky with the boot that met his cheek and flung his head aside, body following. Anger he’d only witnessed from Dan was coming from him now, though it was tinged with excitement. Tainted with adrenaline now flooding his veins. His mouth was drooling, teeth almost black from the substance. Brain rattling, it took him a moment to realize he’d fallen. A moment longer than he liked, slowly standing. Following pursuit as the man scrambled for the exit. Sure, he had quite a head start, but Venomous knew the area, confident he could win. Short of that, he knew where Dan lived.

Sharp teeth glinted in the garage light, closing in. Not even bothering to pull his weapon (since he was sure, with such close dosages it could damage him). There were other ways to subdue an enemy.

Feeling almost nostalgic in his POINT days as he all but tackled the man, aiming to wrestle him to the floor. This far in and losing a new test subject? To his own sloppy misjudgments?

Embarrassing.

———    Just as he expected, the landing was anything but graceful. The cement hit hard against the left of his pelvic bone, a hiss escaping through grit teeth to match the reptilian - nature of his abductor. The stark contrast of the trunk to the bright closed space was enough to disorient him, a shaking stumble to his feet found Dan struggling to piece everything together. His head twisted around, noting the toppled man from before.

❝ Gnk — HAH! ❞

Dan couldn't help but take a moment to give a single cocky hoot of laughter before he started off again, especially given the fact that he could see him shifting and, strangely enough, drooling. There was nothing about this situation he liked, and boot - to - ground would take him off before he'd have a chance to survey his surroundings. Get away from this guy first, look for a way out later.

Staying upright was difficult, finding himself close to tripping more often than not did very little to ease his anxiety or his pained hip. At this point, Dan was running with a limp that made him want to punch himself, which even he knew would be counter - productive. He was up now, in a much better place physically than he, able to catch up more quick than Dan liked to admit. Blurry eyes locked onto the hood of the car, looking to vault over it to get some leverage in the situation before weight collapsed on top of his own.

What made the tackle worse was how close he'd been to the car, his forehead colliding with steel hard enough to make the man cry out. Everything was too much for his senses right now, but damn if he wasn't a fighter. Dan was doing his best — twisting his torso butting his knee into the guy's abdomen, pulling at hair, hell, he even bit his arm. Anything to get him off.

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spookdecobra liked your post:———    ❝ I think I should mention what has...

———    ❝ HEY! YOU’RE NOT SLICK! ❞

❝ I’ve got a special list for you in particular, buddy. ❞

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———    ❝ I think I should mention what has recently wronged me. Usually I don’t like them to see it’s coming, but what the heck — I want them to be afraid. ❞

❝ As of today, the language Spanish AND birds are on my list. Your days are numbered!  Count your blessings or whatever it is you do. Feathers? Bird seed? ❞

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It was almost funny, seeing his expression go from annoyance to anger, then fear. Then nothing. The crack on the pavement was somewhat interesting as well. Venomous would have paid money to bet Dan fell backwards. Or grab for the dart, not swing. He missed, of course, unable to focus well on the target, but half credit for effort. Execution needed work.

After removing the dart and checking to see both pupils were the same size (because what he REALLY needed in subjects was concussions), the scientist hurried to his car. With the dosage he’d given, and how quickly the little fella had collapsed, he was confident it would be a few hours before he woke up.

Dan was so much more palatable when he was asleep.

Though, in some cases, he was wrong. Especially this one. Only an hour and a half later, and yes he would admit he was dawdling in certain rest stops, the car was parked. The back entrance, as usual. People were quite nosy around here. He didn’t need another scandal, or anything else of that matter. It was easier to get things done when you didn’t have POINT or reporters breathing down the back of your neck. But that was purely preferable, since he’d gotten things done in spite of both in the past.

Trunk unlocked, keys pocketed, the last thing he expected was for Dan to be awake.

———    Once the space was familiar enough, Dan started moving around to feel for any flaws in design. Despite the expensive - nature of just the trunk, most all cars had a weak - point. Some sort of exploitable design - flaw. If anyone knew about using trunks in a kidnapping, it was Dan. And yet, despite the frantic pats of clammy hands against every surface the space had to offer, there was nothing he could find. No weak - point. No exploitable design - flaw. No escape.

The limited, dark world he’d known for the past hour ( ? ) began to swim, threatening to cave in and squeeze the fleeting air from his lungs. Dan felt his eyes strain, struggling to find something - anything - to look at. To focus on something other than the unknown inevitable. Just when the sounds of asphalt to tires were getting to be too much - just when Dan was about to be reduced to ragged screams,

The car stopped.

Even with the hard swallow, Dan’s dry throat felt no relief, and neither did he. Between the sounds of the engine and the vibrations of the car, they’d gone at least 200 miles from where they had started. The muted echo of the car’s door shutting told him that they were in a large but closed space, most likely a garage. That made things more difficult, but not impossible.

Thanks to his previous efforts, he’d become rather familiar with the tight space. Dan shifted, crouching best he could with what he had to work with, His palms pressed flat against the roof, just in time for his quickly - conjured plan to be enacted.

The second trunk was popped, trembling hands shoved it the rest of the way upward to give the rest of his body enough space to vault out head - first. It wouldn’t be a graceful landing, but the boot he was going to plant in this guy’s face would help.

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bold  –   always  ⁄  often italic   –   sometimes

001.   smoking:  the  action  or  habit  of  inhaling  &  exhaling  the  smoke  of  tobacco  or  a  drug.

002.   binge drinking:  the  consumption  of  an  excessive  amount  of  alcohol  in  a  short  period  of  time.

003.   drug abuse:  the  habitual  taking  of  illegal  drugs.

004.   nail-biting:  a  common  body  language  sign  of  anxiety / tension.

005.   lip-biting:  a  common  body  language  sign  of  anxiety / tension.

006.   night owl: a  person  who  is  habitually  active  or  wakeful  at  night.

007.   early bird:  a  person  who  rises ,  arrives ,  or  acts  before  the  usual  or  expected  time.

008.   negative attitudes: a  philosophy  of  approaching  life  with  criticism  &  pessimism.

009.   positive attitudes:  a  philosophy  of  approaching  life  with  optimism  &  confidence.

010.   swearing:  the  use  of  offensive  language.

011.   superstitious:  an  irrational  belief  that  an  object ,  action ,  or  circumstance  not  logically  related  to  a  course  of  events  influences  its  outcome.

012. inspecting fingernails:  a  common  body  language  sign  of  boredom.

013.  scratching your neck:  a  common  body  language  sign  of  uncertainty.

014. foot  &  finger  tapping:  a  common  body  language  sign  of  stress / impatience.

015. nose touch:  a  subtle  body  language  sign  of  deceit.

016.  flipping  hair:  a  common  body  language  sign  of  craving  attention.

017.  twirling  hair:  a  common  body  language  sign  of  flirtation.

018.  cracking  knuckles:  a  common  body  language  sign  of  readiness.

019.  hands behind back:  a  common  body  language  sign  of  confidence.

020.   finger-pointing:  a  common  body  language  sign  of  authority.

021.   hands on hips:  a  common  body  language  sign  of  readiness.

022.   hands in pockets:  a  common  body  language  sign  of  mistrust / reluctance.

023.   frequent touch:  a  common  body  language  sign  of  warmth / familiarity.

024.   throat  –  clearing:  a  common  body  language  sign  of  rejection / doubt.

025.  jaw  –  clenching:  a  common  body  language  sign  of  hostility.

026.   eye  –  rolling: a  common  body  language  sign  of  irritation.

027.   head  –  tilt: a  common  body  language  sign  of  interest.

028.   whistling: to  emit  high  –  pitched  sound  by  forcing  breakthrough  a  small  hole  between  one’s  lips  or  teeth;  usually  to  a  tune.

029.   humming:  make  a  low,  steady  continuous  sound  like  that  of  a  bee;  usually  to  a  tune.

030.   perfectionism:  refusal  to  accept  any  standard  short  of  perfection.

031.   photographic memory:  the  ability  to  remember  information  or  visual  images  in  great  detail.

032.   paranoia:  a  mental  condition  characterized  by  delusions  of  persecution ,  unwarranted  jealousy ,  or  exaggerated  self  –  importance,  typically  worked  into  an  organized  system.

033.   exaggeration:  a  statement  that  represents  something  as  better  or  worse  than  it  really  is.

034.   intuitive:  using  or  based  on  what  one  feels  to  be  true  even  without  conscious  reasoning;  instinctive.

035.   quick-witted:  showing  or  characterized  by  an  ability  to  think  or  respond  quickly  &  effectively.

036.   interrupting:  breaking  the  continuity  of  a  conversation  with  one’s  own  statements.

037.   doodling:  to  scribble  or  make  rough  drawings,  absentmindedly.

038.   irritable:  having  or  showing  a  tendency  to  be  easily  annoyed.

039.   gambling:  to  play  games  of  chance  for  money;  bet.

040.   travel – sick:  suffering  from  nausea  caused  by  the  motion  of  a  moving  vehicle ,  boat ,  or  aircraft.

041.   sensitive:  having  or  displaying  a  quick  &  delicate  appreciation  of  others’  feelings.

042.   melancholy:  a  feeling  of  pensive  sadness,  typically  with  no  obvious  cause.

043.   chewing gum:  the  exercise  of  chewing  flavored  gum  which  is  not  intended  for  swallowing.

044.   fidgeting:  to  make  small  movements,  especially  of  the  hands  &  feet,  through  nervousness  or  impatience.

045.   skeptical:  not  easily  convinced;  having  doubts  or  reservations.

046.  neat–freak:  compulsively  obsessed  with  cleanliness.

047.   gossiping:  divulging  personal  information  about  others.

048.   prim:  feeling  or  showing  disapproval  of  anything  regarded  as  improper;  stiffly  correct.

049.   abbreviating:  giving  others  nicknames / shortening  names / giving  pet  names.

050.   having a catchphrase: having  a  sentence  or  phrase  typically  associated  with  a  specific  person.

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   C R E E P E R !

awww maaan… You better follow  @chaotics before you get blown up !

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[steps on my own emotions and grinds them into the dirt with my heel] anyways

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———    ❝ SHUT UP! You have no idea what you’re doing, ❞

Maybe trying to jump a barbed wire fence wasn’t the best idea on Dan’s part, but it was Chris’ fault for not ( effectively ) grabbing him before he did it. Flesh was torn away in a rough slice, the jagged edges of the wire had punctured a lot more than Dan seemed to be letting on. Then again, over the years he’d become very tolerant to pain.

Chris’ hand, working hard to apply pressure to the worst of it, was useless when partnered with Dan’s vicious squirming while he tried to grab hold of the totally legal substance that was gonna be used here. Despite how stubborn he was being, the smaller had to admit this was getting painful.

Dan gave a defeated whine, slowly lowering to a growl as a messed hand dug into his pocket. Whatever he was planning to use that sheet of metal for was... Not something you’d want to think on too hard. Regardless, he roughly placed it against his partner’s chest, bleeding more than he’d acknowledge at this point.

❝ Take a lighter to this thing, get it red-hot, and put it on there. I’m gonna say this ahead of time — I’m sorry for biting you. ❞

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i still have a few left but THE DRAWING MEME IS CLOSED i’m gettin burnt out :-(