FSP, Niji, And Holostars Incorrect Quotes!

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[headspace-hotel]

My version of "doomscrolling" nowadays is just going to iNaturalist, browsing pictures of animals and fantasizing about where I would introduce them outside of their natural range if I was some kind of ecology-focused evil scientist. I do this when I'm depressed. I don't know if it helps.

[i-love-hyenas]

Bring hyena to Texas put Texas in hyena paws humans can trust Texas to hyena pack yesss

[headspace-hotel]

How could I disagree with such a trustworthy source

[chekhovs-raygun]

animals i really want to introduce to the USA:

-red pandas in Indiana, Kentucky, and Ohio. they can live in those you-pick orchards and delight tourists, and in the winter the big ones can be harvested by the farmers for food and fur. america also has native bamboo, as well as plenty of escaped invasives.

-koalas in southern california. we already have a lot of feral eucalpytus in the state and it makes our wildfires way worse. let's put koalas in there too. coyotes can hunt them like dingos do.

-cheetahs in colorodo, wyoming, nebraska, and oklahoma. we had cheetahs here once, that's why pronghorns are so fast. let's give them something to really haul ass about.

-spotted hyenas in texas and new mexico. did you know there's actually a shit ton of oryx already roaming around new mexico? they were brought in for a game preserve. oryx can fight off lions, but spotted hyenas are actually superior pack hunters with some of the highest kill rates of large cooperative predators in the world. we might have a problem with ranchers, but like: fuck ranchers. they already decimated the mexican wolf populations. they deserve hyenas.

-pangolins. i would drop these guys in arizona honestly. everyone in arizona hates and fears fire ants. i think entire neighborhoods would throw ecstatic parades for pangolins (which smell much better than giant anteaters) at least until a pangolin dug straight through their pasteboard condo.

-new zealand's little penguin in louisiana. they burrow into mud and sand banks during the day and tolerate quite hot temperatures! i think they'd do fine, and louisiana is sliding into the gulf anyway. let's have penguins there. i'd also try them out in new england in case lousiana is just too swampy for them. i feel like new yorkers would go insane with pride over having penguins around. they would act like they invented the whole concept of penguins. we should let them.

-water buffalo. georgia and the carolinas. i just think it would give everyone there some interesting new problems.

-i firmly believe that asiatic elephants would do great in the southeastern united states. it's a subtropical climate that's only going to get swampier as things heat up, and there's plenty of kudzu and tall grass species for them to munch on. they're also smart enough to learn to navigate and negotiate with people, and to follow set routes around human farms rather than tromp through them, so disruption to existing human infrastructure would be minimal but occasionally hilarious. i think it would be so cool to have an american subspecies of elephant. if i ever win the lottery this IS what i am going to be doing with my millions.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Animals I would introduce to each continent:

Europe: Wombat

We've had enough of your fucking rabbits and foxes. Here, have a huge badger type thing that can destroy cars with its arse. It'll outcompete your badgers and where will you be then. Haha.

Asia: Wombat

We've had enough of Indian camels ruining our deserts. Here's something to ruin your terrain for a change.

North America: Wombat

We've had enough of United States tourists with no manners. Here's some tourists with even less manners.

South America: Wombat

WE'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOUR FUCKING CANE TOADS. WOMBATS FOR YOU.

Africa: Wombat

The feral ostriches aren't actually all that much of a problem right now, but in revenge for the problem they will probably become in the future, have some fucking wombats.

Antarctica: Wombat

I'll take it right back home and warm it up I promise I. I just really want to see a wombat walk and dig in the snow.

Australia: Wombat

The populations of all three species of wombat are dangerously low.

[hollowedskin]

Let This Man Undermine Your House

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

#HOW FUCKING BIG ARE WOMBATS?????? I THOUGHT THEY WERE SMALL#They are so cute though

Nothing in Australia is the size you think it's going to be

[sroloc--elbisivni]

i am aware they are different marsupials but i DID think of this post when I found out there are roughly 500 wallabies loose on the Isle of Man.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

#i thought wombats were rabbit-sized? but they're actually hugelarge?? wow???

RABBIT-SIZED??

[the-great-void]

I mean it could be comparable to rabbit sized. Still bigger though

[the-haiku-bot]

I mean it could be

comparable to rabbit

sized. Still bigger though

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

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"Cactus"

Zeal: Is there a cactus where your heart should be? Uki: What’s up your ass this morning! Vox: walks in …Hey. Uki: Hmm… nevermind. Zeal: WAIT NO!

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hehehehehehheheheheheheheheheheeheh deadoni :)

Rosco: This food is too hot… I cant eat it. Altus: You’re very hot, and I still eat you. Everyone at the table: silence Nayuta: YOU GUYS ARE DISGUSTING! Cassian: One dinner… I just want ONE DINNER!

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How Gale found out❓

at 3am Gale: runs into Altus’s room and turns on the light Wake up sleepyhead! Altus: wakes up Dude! Ash: cackles Rosco: sits up from where they were sleeping behind Altus What the fuck, Gale? Gale: jaw drops Wait WHAT-

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"Dating Advice"

Malim: Hey, Rosco? Can I get some dating advice? Rosco: Just because I'm with Altus doesn't mean I know how I did it.

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"Which One"

Octavio, eating a meal: I poisoned one of our glasses… but I forgot which one. Flayon: The way this dinner is going, I pray to God that it’s mine.

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"Remember" NSFW

Gale: Lucien, you do remember when we agreed we were better off as friends, right?

Lucien, naked in Gale's bed: No, I absolutely do not.

Gale, already taking off their clothes: Fuck… Me neither.

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"Give the Forehead Kiss"

Flayon: Whoever has my voodoo doll, please kiss its forehead, I need it.

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"Whatever I Want"

Zeal: This date is boring! Wilson: This isn't a date. I said I was going to the store. Zeal: Then why did you invite me? Wilson: I didnt, I specifically said "don't come with me," then you said, "fuck you Wilson I'll do whatever I want!"

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"Throw Rocks"

Zander: Being gay is a constant battle between "I wish to sit on a window bench with my lover, our legs tangling as we listen to the birds" and "Hey, let's go throw rocks at fascists" and I think that's very sexy of us. Vanta: If the window's open and you time it right, you can do both.

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"New Pants"

Ash: I like your new pants! Shiki: Thanks, they were 50% off! Ash: I’d like them better if they were 100% off. winks Shiki: The store can’t just give away clothes for free. Ash: Thats’s… not what I meant. Shiki: That’s a terrible way to run a business, Ash.

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"Under Arrest"

Police: You’re under arrest for trying to carry three people on a single motorcycle. Jurard, with Octavio and Goldbullet behind them: Wait, what do you mean THREE?! Police: Yes…three. Jurard: Oh, my God— What the fuck!? Police: Wha- Jurard: Ruze FUCKING FELL OFF!

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"Take the Skin Off"

Nayuta: Do you care if I take the skin off this Furby? Nayuta: I want to make him a god. Once he is free of his sinful flesh, he can begin a path towards enlightenment. He will take care of us. Nayuta: I also want to softhack his circuits. Altus: I literally could not care less but never say anything as frightening as that ever again.

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"Citric Acid...?"

Alban: Do you need anything from the store? Sonny: Actually, yes. I have a list. Alban, reading: Epsom salts, coconut oil, baking soda, cornstarch, lavender essential oils… citric acid…? Sonny: I’m making homemade bath bombs. Alban: Smokeless gunpowder?! Sonny: I want to do it right!

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"Pie-hole"

Wilson: You know what the problem is? Your really cute, so no one ever told you to shut your pie-hole. Shiki: You think I’m cute? Wilson: SHUT YOUR PIE-HOLE!

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"Navy Orange"

Shiki: Elias told me that brown is just navy orange, and I have never been more disappointed with something I agree with.