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is that not what the book’s about?

No but seriously imagine it:

You’re seeing fall out boy on a concert. Everyone is having a great time. Fall out boy seem a little excited. “We have a surprise for you guys.” Partick says. All of a sudden P!ATD come out and start singing “this is gospel.” When Brendon gets to the chorus, someone else starts singing… “When I was a young boy my father took me into the city to see a marching band.” Lights flash everywhere, and you see FOB singing “this is gospel” along with P!ATD, while MCR is singing “Black parade”. Everyone in the crowd is going wild and crying. Then if things couldn’t get any better, Dan and Phil walk onto stage and kiss, holding the gay flag.

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Are you lonely?

Tired of working alone? Don't want to make decisions?

Organize a meeting!

You can:

meet people

show graphs

feel yourself important

point with a stick

eat donuts

make an impression on your colleagues

Meetings

A practical alternative to working!

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Planet of the Bass (feat. DJ Crazy Times & Ms. Biljana Electronica)

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leolaroot

can you take my white ass to the planet of the bass.

maoist-mizer

[ID: the opening heart locket GIF. on the left side is the man from the DJ crazytimes song based off "every european dance song from the 1990's" over the lesbian flag. on the right is the lyric that reads, "women are my favourite guy". end ID]

janglemanifesto

btw “life, it never die / women are my favorite guy / sex, i'm wanting more” is a haiku. if you needed to know.

very-normal-issues

chainsaw man takes place in the 90s right? this makes sense

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places i should be allowed to poke around in because i am curious by nature

container ships in the middle of the ocean

the large hadron collider

any salt mine

museum storage rooms

svalbard seed vault

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The Giant Tadpole That Never Got Its Legs

By Katie L. Burke

A record-breaking, 10-inch-long whopper of a bullfrog tadpole was discovered by a crew of ecologists in a pond in Arizona.

The biggest tadpole ever found—at a whopping 10 inches long—was discovered by a crew of ecologists in a pond in the Chiricahua Mountains of Arizona. Alina Downer, an intern at the American Museum of Natural History’s Southwestern Research Station, came across the monster bullfrog tadpole as her crew was draining a manmade pond as part of a habitat restoration project for the endangered Chiricahua leopard frog.

As the water level lowered, Downer and her colleagues were assessing what organisms were left in the muddy shallows that she likened to “chocolate soup.” Downer says, “I was fishing around with my hands while walking in the water, and I felt something large, smooth, and wriggly—which was unexpected, since the only other fish in the pond were about an inch long.”

As an avid naturalist, Downer’s first instinct was curiosity. “At first I thought it was a giant catfish,” she says, grinning at the uncanny memory. “Whatever it was, I knew I had to grab it.” She herded the slippery creature into shallower water until she could capture it. To her surprise, it turned out to be “an enormous monster of a tadpole”—so big she had to hold it with two hands…

Read more: American Scientist

tractorgoth

Not to undervalue at all the coolness of this discovery but I feel like the above quote is a valuable supporting evidence of field biologists intrinsically possessing diminished survival instincts and higher numbers of cool scar stories.

‘Whatever it was, I had to grab it.’

Fucking superb, you funky little naturalist.