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orokay's reblog blog

[peachfromcmbyn]

People on Tumblr love sharing information about themselves no matter how asinine it is. And I'm the same way. Everybody tell me what the last thing you drank was.

[knightclubbing]

maybe some leeches would make me feel better

[neilnevins-deactivated20240617]

That smile and bright eyes looks like something out of a Peanuts strip I love it I love you I would die for this possum

[twistcmyk]

[starg0ld]

[wizardnaturalist]

a book should be $5 a little drink should be $2 and museum access should be free and all hours

[alliekills]

before we move forward with these blueprints i just wanna make absolutely sure the vents and air ducts are perfectly adult xenomorph size

[dogpuppy]

[cat-the-comet]

devastating: artist who has not practiced fundamentals enough to execute high concept idea eats shit

[improbablecarny]

people who don’t watch horror movies are SO confident that they know everything there is to know about the genre. like it’s okay to not know things. it’s okay if you don’t like friday the 13th or whatever. i promise you don’t need to make an ass out of yourself on the internet about it

[improbablecarny]

horror is an incredibly diverse genre, because there is potential horror in everything. it’s in nature, it’s in architecture and technology, it’s in human relationships, it’s in folklore, the past, the future, the mundane. there are horror movies from all over the world. it is straight up anti-intellectual to pretend that the handful of B slashers you’ve vaguely heard about comprise the totality of what horror has to offer. If you’re just not interested in horror, or if you dislike certain subgenres of horror, then that’s fine, you’re not obligated to like anything at all. but smugly announcing that you don’t like horror because you dislike a handful of VERY specific non-universal tropes is just as stupid as saying that you hate comedy because you don’t like adam sandler movies.

[improbablecarny]

this is what I mean by anti-intellectualism btw

[mr-deep-downer]

need

[our-queer-experience]

ive been repeating this in my head all week. auntie likes wearing the strap…….

[godisafujoshi]

[theunlitpath]

okay??

[auckie]

Who else moans when they eat the subway cookie

[melynnwaters]

Perhaps the better question would be to ask who doesn't!

[ceruleanheaven]

i get so miserable off that scenario i made up in my head

[punkrock-bottom]

I’ve seen you people thirst after men I wouldn’t even feed to my creature

[dogpuppy]