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[knifefightscene]

[ap0stle]

"i cant wait to get home from work so i can do all that stuff i wanted to do"

when i get home from work:

[kidzbopdeathgrips]

[lycanthrology]

love ignoring things ‘have you seen this terrible show’ no im the ignorer ‘can you believe what that company tweeted yesterday’ i am the ignorer

[thecouturecunt]

iconic if you ask me

[demonius-darkblade]

[paladitos]

my body is a vessel for the bit

[kushblazer666]

[boudicca]

opening my followers every day and blocking the pornbots like a humble farmer pulling weeds from the vegetable garden. wiping my brow of sweat at my labours in the sweltering sun

[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

[philcollinsenjoyer]

fucking hate thar when you go to uni you have to actually do and turn in work like some kind of seventh grader. you should be able to just listen to the lecture & vibe

[st4rm41d]

oh man i gotta pee so bad they must have laced this drink with glass of water

[depsidase]

[socialmaya]

[mens-rights-activia]

My hungry ass couldn’t be an archaeologist

[28dayslater]

Trampolines are so fucking stupid like ooh look at me I can jump high. Worthless creation

[ponyoisms]

movie theatres are like if platos cave slayed