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Kyla | 19 | Portland | ESTP | Libra | Bitch af | ready 4 death

[vvioletblooded]

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Ray-Ban Sunglasses reduced by 90%

[chicks1023]

[safitheartist]

That’s the human equivalant of the “sir are you aware you are a cat” meme.

[starwarsgraphictee]

I thought I was Jewish when I was her age but I was actually Catholic so when my Jewish friends invited me to give a prayer at his house during Chanukah and I recited “Our Father who art in heaven…”, my friend’s mom got on her knees and said to my face in a super soft voice, “Joey, I think you’re catholic not Jewish,” in front of everyone and I thought I was in trouble and I started crying.

[dln-085]

[wheel-skellington]

so this is what they put in pink lemonade

[endofeva1997]

this is on a cat breeder’s website but i keep laughing at the phrase out of context 

[exeunt-pursued-by-a-bear]

movie producers be like

[shittierqueer]

[shittierqueer]

[lake-erie]

hawaiian shirt + dark bags under eyes is a good look… it says yeah i would really love to be carefree and relaxed right now but certain circumstances have made that impossible

[geckobeef]

please don’t ask why i’m looking up how to become a saint but I went to wiki how and found this as step 4

[mobilesuitzetagundam]

[quelana]

grade a quality top notch post 

[niggazinmoscow]

[suitesamba]

Ursula K le Guin on the use of they/their.

[latadelixo]

[lovelybed]

*uses my thumbs to lift my bra straps like an old timey political man would with his suspenders* im the mayor of titty city, bitch

[dustyhobo]

Whan you reach level 100

[mjalti]

me, interacting with another 20+ year old on tumblr:

[napacabbages]

tag yourself i’m stove

[sebagrelle]

grocery store: *plays some funky 80s song*

my poor mother: please dont

me, immediately dancing in the middle of the aisle:

[guiltrose-deactivated20180203]

do me a solid and just reblog this saying what time it is where you are and what you’re thinking about in the tags.

[birlinterrupted]

One time I saw a movie at a sex shop called “raw and order: special bottoms unit” and I literally cannot think of the actual series without that phrase replacing it in my head

[tittily]

i need to live with this curse, now you do too