man shut up.

[pinkinkkink]

Tell my little babygirl he's pretty 🌺💜✨

Cronus is still a little shy, but you know me well enough that I got his permission before I posted anything he let me take of him. And he's so cute and shy, so be 🌺 Extra 🌺 nice about it.

Art by Milk at @volatilemariner!! She worked super hard on this and did an incredible job, and I got the honor of posting it for her shy as fuck whiny sub boy ❤❤❤ You know how everyone says "click through for quality"? Milk put a lot of little small details into this picture that I think are super worth looking at up close (like the gill texture!!) and I do genuinely recommend clicking through.

[digital-age]

[nosleepstreet]

[hexofkallisto]

[vwhiny]

yeah alright.

[unrealanaconda]

I had enough kinks and a few of them were weird enough that I had to put them off to the side or no one would get bingo. I almost put them in the center to make life harder for everyone though.

[vwhiny]

zz:)

[cherryflavoredgirlll]

i want you to fuck my mouth until i’m a drooling, crying mess, and my mouth is full of cum

[lesbutcher]

Thinking about buckling someone’s collar to my belt so they can’t take me out of their throat. Just letting them massage my cock with their gulps and whines all day. Hopefully they learn to breathe through their nose, but maybe if I get extra bored or irritated with my job I’ll reach down and hold it shut just to watch them start to panic and squirm.

[deloveusion]

making out is so underrated. i wanna sit and kiss and grind up on each other and breathe heavy and let my hands wander

[heartlocketdiares8]

guy who nuzzles his head into my lap while whimpering and crying for my attention…..guy who presses his head into my hands after i start petting him…..guy who follows me around everywhere like a trained pet….

[enameledcoppergirl]

✔️ Have Evil Sex ✔️ Have Immoral Sex ✔️ Have Horrifying Sex ✔️ Have Stomach-Churning Sex ✔️ Have Sex That Changes You Forever In Ways You Haven’t Begun To Fully Comprehend 🔜 Get groceries

[shesjustasboredasme]

[valkayrieactual]

[enjoloras-deactivated20220821]

Okay so Victorian erotica is literally the most heinous, morally bankrupt, horrific shit I've ever read - but I've read a fair bit, partly from historical interest but also because a while back I helped a friend with a university project she was doing about censorship and pornography in 19th century England.

Anyway I need to share with you all the most hilarious line that has ever been written, circa 1887:

[prokopetz]

I feel like this excerpt is significantly enhanced by knowing that the novel in question is a first-person narrative written from the perspective of an inexplicably sapient flea who lives on Bella's body, and that's why the third priest's penis is described in this way: from the narrator's perspective it literally blots out the sky.

[kingarniestar-deactivated202509]

me when im a flea

[chickenfarmersan]

[noctvrna]

Hey can you put your fingers in my mouth, I just need to check if my oral fixation is still working

[circusheart]

one time i hooked up with a guy and he ate my ass and jerked me off and then his boyfriend came home and was like kind of upset that he didn't get to have sex with me too. so i was like hey we can do sex that's fine by me. i can cum again. and so he's like ok lets take a shower together and ill jerk you off in the shower. and as hes jerking me off in the shower he asks if i use my phone while i shower. and i say no. and he says he always uses his phone in the shower. and sometimes he takes off the case and washes his phone with shampoo and water just for fun. and he's broken five phones this year from doing that but he's not going to stop because he just wants his phone to be clean and feel good. hes still jerking me off as he tells me about this. this is a real story you have to believe me