[i barely use this blog anymore!!]

I don't remember signing up to be human like hello maybe I wanted to be Nephilim or a Warlock or something god no respect Writing, reading, drawing and listening enthusiast. Qualified clown. The End

[evans-heaven]

Shawn in gray sweatpants. That is all.

[w-arloc-k]

one minute I was making a t-shirt design and the next

DAN YOU NEED TO SEE THIS.

pls.

[w-arloc-k]

ITS BEEN 3 YEARS AND THIS IS STILL FUNNY

[w-arloc-k]

im so happy with this omg

[w-arloc-k]

oh god my url was ermahgerd-brehners shoot me in the ass

[w-arloc-k]

Most girls my age...

think this is perfect

I however prefer this

for obvious reasons

[w-arloc-k]

I'M CRYING BECAUSE I AM GAY AS FUCK

[w-arloc-k]

soz xo.

it WAS a gif but life is being a mother bitch right now.

[w-arloc-k]

OH GOD WHAT THE FUCK I AM SO CRINGEY

[evilscientist]

teacher: your homework will only have 4 problems!

homework: 1a 1b 1c 1d 1e 2a 2b 2c 2d 2e 3a 3b 3c 3d 3e 4a 4b 4c 4d 4e

[trasn-deactivated20140208]

B) on the outside :( on the inside

[gutrots]

[cookiedoujin-deactivated2014072]

YOU GUYS

SO I ACTUALLY DID THIS A FEW MONTHS AGO AND I DIDNT EVEN THINK THEY LOOKED AT THIS SORT OF THING SO BY THE TIME THE DELIVERY MAN CAME I HAD FORGOTTEN THAT I WROTE THAT AND THE GUY WAS REALLY CUTE. WHEN I OPENED THE DOOR HE WAS SUPER FLUSTERED AND DROPPED HIS PEN, THE BAG HOLDING THE PIZZA AND THE RECEIPTS. THEN after i signed the receipt and he was getting ready to leAVEEEE HE GOES “So… umm… did you actually put that?” and i was like “put what?” and he goes “… to.. um… tell you.. um that you’re pretty” omg it hit me that this was why he was all nervous and i started cracking up omfg then he told me that i was pretty.

ahhh pizza

[bardnuts]

i did this once but when the guy came to the door I sent my friend Martin to get the pizza and I heard muffled laughter and then Martin came back into the room with the pizza and whispered “he told me I was pretty”

[porcelainmexican-blog]

Omg

[excusemejesus]

what if I pretend to be British for like the first 6 months at college only around my roommate and I wake her up every morning at like 6 am and say like “up up darling it’s time for your tea the birds are singing a spoon full of medicine makes the medicine go down” and then we get back from winter break and switch back to normal and pretend she made the whole thing up until she loses her mind that would be fun

[6eanr]

sneak peek from 50 shades of gray!!

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[gif-tv]

[fivestupidboys]

having a really good joke but executing it poorly

[kuzkuza]

[moniquill]

No guys, I need to stop and talk about something in this movie and how fucking revolutionary it was; something that I haven’t seen in a movie before or since.

This is a movie about a kid who leaves her birth family.

Not a kid who find that they have a secret lineage or something that allows them to find their ‘true family’ - this is a movie about a kid whose true birth family is made up of bad people. So she gets out. And that is played as the right thing to do. She isn’t punished for it or made to feel bad about ‘abandoning her family’. There isn’t an underlying ‘but they’re your family and you have to love them’ or ‘they’re your family and they love you even if they don’t show it well or do hurtful things’ message of the kind that I see OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER in media. Matilda gets out and lives happily ever after because of it.

We need a million more movies like this to counter the metric shit ton of movies that directly counter this message.

[glamaphonic]

 #sometimes the family you start with isn’t a good one #but you can find your own #family is not absolute #blood is not absolute

[gifwich]

[majortvjunkie]

this real??

[egg-tampon]

yes

[iguanamouth]

youre gonna look so goddamn cool

[mcdolands-deactivated20140819]

Me: “dad am i adopted?” Dad:no, ur David. why woud anyone name you ‘Adopted’? even if we wanted to, ur name was alredy David when we adopted you