Slowdance On The Inside

Colm, Adelaide, 20, art school wannabe

[freakvampire]

sometimes you just gotta get Country Emo and listen to Johnny Cash for three hours

[thegleamoftheknife]

Had to label the old trash barrels so the collectors would know to take them

[sabrecmc]

This should be the last post on tumblr before it is shut down.

[memesandlaughs]

[hitecpapi]

[loveage-moondream]

[ondoinganevildeedblues]

who give a shit

[ondoinganevildeedblues]

[campfireharvest-deactivated2019]

this website has destroyed my fucking sense of humour like who do i share this with. who do i show this to. all of my friends are normal and i cant show my family anything i do online so just what the fuck where do i go from here

[umwandamaximoff]

infinity war aged me by 15 years

[neaarty]

[dankmemesreasonforliving]

[melisica]

[gfwooyo]

i hate how reward systems never work for me like i can’t just say “if i finish this assignment i can have a cookie” bc my brain is like “…..or u could just have one right now” and i can’t argue with that logic

[conceitednerd-deactivated201905]

toxic masculinity is men only wanting to see Hugh Jackman in violent action films while he just wants to sing show tunes

[captainsnoop-deactivated2020041]

me: [taking a piss in my own house like normal]

my anxiety: “what if someone slipped you hallucinogenic drugs and you’re actually in walmart right now pissing in the middle of the store?” 

me: “…we’ll confront that problem when we come to it”

[intothemoondust]

[lotad]

[harriyanna-deactivated20221223]

[c3rvida3]

How come reading tea leaves is seen as this sophisticated, witchy thing but if I slam dunk an open can of Chef Boyardee ravioli onto the pavement in the gas station parking lot to see what kind of soda the old ones think I should buy, foodstuff divination suddenly isn’t cool anymore?

[c3rvida3]

‘Tis the fuckin’ season, friends!! Get out there and live your worst life!!

[memereposts]

What the fuck is happening

[c3rvida3]

Why don’t you grab a can of ravioli and ask!