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[majorjuniorhockey]

[19.09.25] now and forever.

[majorjuniorhockey]

happy denver barkey call up to those (london knights) who celebrate

[majorjuniorhockey]

even more

[mattymartin]

↳ BARZY & THE ISLANDERS WAGS | BEAUVILLIER'S WEDDING | 7.17.26

[mcloyal]

born to fly

[whirlpool-blogs]

Denver Barkey 12/20/25

[shrilk]

My polite house cat & the gay dog

[rpfofficial]

5 pm thought: he's gay lol

11 pm thought: unfortunately the sad but logical reality is that he is straight and just kind of a weird freak and also a misogynist but it's still beautiful how romantic his obsession with his best friend is and how its psychosexual nature haunts all his creative work

2 am thought: he's gay and he wants to fuck men and i know this for a fact. and also a misogynist

[rpfofficial]

stop tagging fictional characters this is me speculating about a real man's sexuality

[28farabee]

y’all are too young to remember this and think it was always pedri/ferran but pedri helped gavi write his speech to accept the golden boy award. and i think about that often.

[caracioccolata]

gavi chose pedri to be there with him because of his social anxieties and this is canon btw. they also walked through the hotel hallway and Pedri had to remind Gavi that they'd just passed his room before they both awkwardly looked at the cameraman btw.

[hazard-symbols-that-fuck-hard]

No words needed. Found at a train station in Germany.

[keelpay]

Will with a fan in Boston on July 18th, 2026

[highabovethecloudss]

mcdavid and a baby denver barkey circa 2018 !! (x)

[whirlpool-blogs]

x x x

[mossticks]

[canonuser]

whatever this was lol

[mybeautifuldarktwistedshane]

It's crazy how load-bearing denver barkey is to the flyers considering that last year no one even expected him to get called up yet. If he ever gets traded at least half of the roster will fall into a deep depression. The rookies would be lost without his guidance. Trevor Zegras' mental health hangs in the balance. It may be the final straw for michkov. he is 21 yrs old and hasnt played a full season yet

[98sticks]

clinched :)

[eartothesoil]

everybody loves denver barkey