shes my kind of boy

☆ maple ☆ 18 ☆ they/she ☆ canadian ☆

[themysteriousmurasamecastle]

its crazy that mr brightside is one of the best songs ever yet isnt even the best killers song

[themysteriousmurasamecastle]

mr brightside comes on at the club: multiple injuries

somebody told me comes on at the club:

[roscoe-me-and-this-fuckin-kid]

most attractive person in bandom: FINAL ROUND

Hayley Williams

Laura Jane Grace

Voting ended onFeb 21, 2024

[w4rw0rnl1pstick]

no I can't come into work sorry I had a dream they made me into a playable character in fortnite

[w4rw0rnl1pstick]

"the lockdown didn't affect anyone's mental health that badly" I used to write rpf about people i actually knew

[calmbf]

anon me a song that matches my tumblr vibe

[theconcealedweapon]

[cannibalchicken]

[prospitianescapee]

This one is pissing me off because there’s cheese in it. I’m not sure there’s a period of Chinese dynastic history wherein the type of dudes likely to be having rap battles would also have been familiar with hard cheese. There’d be political fucking implications to that. Fermented dairy products were often seen as uncivilized foods, and were associated in particular with northern “barbarian” cuisine (see: <lactose intolerance in Eurasia>), whereas competitive poetry was viewed as a civilized and scholarly pastime appropriate to civil servants and courtiers. Mentioning cheese in a verse which also references the heavens could be seen as an effort to legitimize the presence of these dangerous foreign elements within Chinese society, and, thus, as seditious. If dairy were to become a common theme in rap battles, it might be viewed as a dangerous sign of poor morale and defeatist thinking among the literati. “Emperor, we have got to move the capital to the south. The scholars are rapping about cheese. It’s all falling apart.”

[cryptotheism]

Now this is a fucking post

[atleastitsnotasbestos]

bangers in the notes

[twinsfawn]

tired of dating apps. need mutual psychosexual obsession wherein you would fuck my grave and i would fuck yours

[disgustinggf]

not ignoring you not replying to you but a secret third thing

[desscaras-world]

forgor

[sistertaxon]

we are the daughters of the 0.1% of bacteria your all-surface cleaner couldn't kill...

[voluntaryvictim]

WHAT LOVE DEBUT

[rosees3ray]

reblog if it's okay for your mutuals to message you and create an actual friendship, not just interactions

[w4rw0rnl1pstick]

you ever hate something while it's happening but you didn't see how good you had it so once it's over you miss it like home? no just me ok

[w4rw0rnl1pstick]

(laying on the bed I've had since I was seven in the room I've had since I was five in the city ive been in since i was two years old) I just want to go home

[yoko-goto]

Reblog if you think a woman can be complete without children

[cj-can-art]

Y’ALL HAVE TIME TO REBLOG THIS. IT TAKES LESS THAN FIVE SECONDS.

[catmask]

sometimes while i think about that while a lot of adults did not treat me very well as a kid i also get a lot of 'in hindsight this person was so good to me and i didnt even realize it until now' as an adult. today i was thinking about how the first anime convention i ever went to was when i was 10 and i asked the man working the manga cafe what manga was/what a good place to start was (because the con was very overstimulating for me and i had gotten lost) and he asked how old i was before recommending yotsuba and asking if i wanted any water or something to eat. its really simple but theres a lot of bad things that couldve happened or he could've been careless in his recommendation, but instead yotsuba has remained one of my favorite manga for years, and probably a large portion of why i continue to read manga as an adult... i think adults who try to involve kids in the world safely/kindly even in little ways make so much more of a difference than they ever really know.

[aropride]

it’s not fucking tinnitus idiot that’s my guardian angel speaking to me

[aropride]

“what’s xe saying” eeeeeeeeee

[aropride]

stop reblogging this without the addition if i dont have neopronouns in my posts theyll end up in terflandia by like 500 notes