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[spiralhouses]

^ penis gnome extended cut for all those who need it

[hawkpartys]

one must imagine sisyphus posting millipedes to inaturalist

[everyday-cutephoto]

[disappointedwaffles]

@kittybroker

How much for this kitty chompin on da fishies

[kittybroker]

You won't find fishy prices here! The fishy feaster now biting down some good deals! Eat up these prices of only $15.56!

[catsbeaversandducks]

Under the soft light of the doorway, a mother finds moments to rest while never straying far from the two tiny lives she has brought into the world. Sometimes she watches from above, listening and keeping guard, and other times she curls around them, holding them close against her warmth. In these early days they sleep, stretch, and search for comfort, knowing only the safety of their mother and the small home that shelters them. It is a simple scene, but one filled with devotion, instinct, and the quiet beginning of two new little lives growing under her care.

Text/photos by Squirrel Boxes

[noodle-bro]

kunichuu

[starlightshadowsworld]

“Kunikida and Chuuya would fight over Dazai” ha ha nope!

[cranity]

it doesn't make sense

[hustlerose]

[hustlerose]

[hustlerose]

i have been informed by literally every french speaker on earth that “une pipe” is slang for blowjob

[minttttttttttttttttttttttttttt]

sorry but this video is like a parasitic species to me

10h edit: GUYS THIS IS NOT MY VIDEO IT'S BY VAVR

[minttttttttttttttttttttttttttt]

sorry but this video is like a parasitic species to me

[emcapi]

good evening everyone i am here to inform you about the single funniest fucking piece of fishing gear in existence

it is called a fish fighting belt/harness.

BEHOLD.

anyways i discovered this was a thing and laughed my ass off for like 5 minutes straight. you're welcome.

[homunculus-argument]

Oh, to be granted the power to speak to animals for just like 38 seconds, so that I could tell this pebble-brained feathery fuckass that nobody is impressed that he started singing earlier than anybody else. There's no bird pussy available at 2 am. The dames can sense your desperation. Stop screaming for at least three more hours.

[ratbugs]

this is what it’s all about

[herpsandbirds]

Common Mudpuppy (Necturus maculosus), family Proteidae, Manitoba, Canada

T - adult; B - larva

This is a species of paedomorphic/neotenic salamander, keeping larval aquatic traits (such as gills).

photographs by Owen Edwards

[fivetrench]

*Whimpers*

[onenicebugperday]

This is the jumping spider Neobrettus tibialis photographed in Indonesia by wildsumatra on iNaturalist.

Dorsal view by the same photographer:

And from the side:

[gryffon]

[pigeon-butch]

I'D NEVER SEEN A SCALED PIGEON BEFORE. this thing rules so much

[cognitohazardous]

maybe

[cognitohazardous]