It can't be helped!

 Isola Affiliated Archer (Oda Nobunaga) | Newcomer | CONDO 426 | Not indie friendly!

[wabisabiowari]

ARCHER (ODA NOBUNAGA)

One of the greatest commanders in the warring states period.

Tactical genius, really!

Boy that’s a lot of guns

She’d be more menacing if she bothered to take herself seriously

Greedy, conceited, loud, and tends to shoot first and ask questions later

Loves new things, like all this modern technology

Unfortunately, she’s still got that conquering attitude

Is it wabi-sabi, tho?

There are like 8 of her, but it’s best if you don’t think about it too hard

Calls herself a Demon King of the Sixth Heaven, mostly because of the fear and reputation she gained after her death

Trouble, in a word. Nobbu takes first and asks later, and she’s under the (false) pretense that she’s a great, respected military general (she’s not.) But because she doesn’t take anything too seriously and tends to roll with the punches, she’ll do just fine on the island. Probably.

She’s easy to find just about everywhere, and seems to have something of a meta sense of humor (to an extent)

[wabisabiowari]

afluffydoctor​:

“hey, this is no laughing matter, you know!” after all, what a waste of food… 

“Maybe a couple hundred years ago, it wouldn’t be funny. But I’m pretty sure you can get ice cream about anywhere these days. You can just get another one for maybe 200 dust instead of looking like that dropped ice cream killed your whole family.”

[wabisabiowari]

afluffydoctor​:

he’s basically pouting – over what, you ask? seems to be a dropped ice cream cone… this is a tragedy!

“Damn, get well soon.”

As if this guy’s life couldn’t get any more sad.

[wabisabiowari]

vitchslapped​:

★★★★★ “They’re absolutely the same thing.”

“In fact, you’re doubling down on it.”

“Well, a double negative makes a positive, right? So it can’t be too bad. Better to let people underestimate my genius.”

[wabisabiowari]

vitchslapped​:

★★★★★ “Could it be that…”

“You’re simply an idiot?”

“A fool and an idiot aren’t the same thing, right?”

[wabisabiowari]

vitchslapped​:

not sure why i, an innocent victim, would be bullied by chaldea

“Better you than me! About time someone else got some flack around here.”

[wabisabiowari]

“Powerful things come in small packages! That’s why people fear fireworks.”

[wabisabiowari]

gleamknight​:

“(What the hell is a chibi.)”  Nevermind that, he had a story to fabricate, and fast!  Now, if he could get out of this with her believing him, well, he’d be set.

“Man, I can’t believe you haven’t heard.  Denny’s kind of a legend around here.  How else do you think we all arrived to the same place?  By the divine hand of Denny, of course!  And his Grand Slam, well that’s rumored to have been the creation of this universe…”

“So I guess you could say…A god of sorts.”

“I see... so this is some kind of singularity, and Denny is on par with a divine entity, and manifested this island with the intention of bringing outsiders in... 3am must be when his connection to the island is strongest, then. And his Grand Slam...”

A smirk...

“An entire world created from one event. That must be his Noble Phantasm. To make that knowledge so commonly known means he assumes we posses to threat to him. We’ll see how he falls to my Three-Line Formation in time.”

...

......

“Well, thanks for the info! Not that I can do anything about it right now.”

[wabisabiowari]

gleamknight​:

“I’M WAY TOO SEXY TO BE A MAGE.  I’M A MAGIC SWORDSMAN, THANK YOU.”  Who was Denny?  He needed a backstory.

“Do you really think you’re capable of handling the truth?  I don’t think you’d be able to comprehend the reality behind Denny.”

“Saber class, huh? Even better.”

Well, at least she lowered the gun. For now.

“I’ve burned to death twice, got stuck in my younger brother’s body, had my subconscious manifest as evil chibis, and had to deal with world-ending circumstances at least five times. That’s not even half the ridiculous circumstances I’ve seen at Chaldea.”

“I could snap your spine with a flick of my finger. Fork over the exposition, Pinkie, before I start to lose interest.”

[wabisabiowari]

gleamknight​:

SCR–

“WHAT WAS THE QUESTION?!”

“WHO IS DENNY AND HOW POWERFUL IS HIS GRAND SLAM! ANSWER ME, MAGE OF THIS CENTURY!”

[wabisabiowari]

gleamknight​:

“PUT THAT AWAY.”  HE JUST WANTED PANCAKES.

“Your modern-century lingo, or your life!”

That was a warning shot!

[wabisabiowari]

gleamknight​:

“No problem!  I’m very helpful!”

“Oh, you will be! You didn’t answer my question, but you can help me with my aim!”

The BB gun’s back out!

[wabisabiowari]

gleamknight​:

“Those are.  Words.”

“Thanks, that’s very helpful.”

[wabisabiowari]

“Who’s Denny, and why to people go to his house at 3am? Is the Grand Slam the name of his noble phantasm?”

[wabisabiowari]

blazinginvokearc​:

“Geeze, you could at least offer me lunch first before offering to kill me!” 

“It’d be great to steal some of that bastard’s money too that’s for sure. And hate to disappoint you but decapitation WILL kill me instantly since I can only regenerate with my Demon Form and that’s been sealed by the scientists.” 

“You think I’d be here trying to scam the IRS if I had cash to spare? If it works, I’ll take you to lunch after I get the money.”

“So you’re nerfed here too, huh? Well, that can’t be helped. When you can survive being stabbed and bringing a trophy to the justice department, lemme know.”

[wabisabiowari]

blazinginvokearc​:

“Well, its not like my reputation ain’t gonna get much worse at this point and I’ve been dead once already. Worst comes to worst I can fake my death and cash in my own bounty as a massive screw you.” Blade between the eyes it is! 

“That’s the spirit!”

“Hey, what if I killed you and brought your head to collect your bounty, and then however you revive, we can split the cash! Do half-demons need their heads to regenerate or what?”

[wabisabiowari]

Send 💥 to have your vibes checked by my muse -- @helpingthelongrain​​ said:  💥

“Huh, this is a tough one. You look like a guy who does all the work in a group project because you can’t trust your teammates to do a good job.”