It’s My World, You’re Just Living In It

[rokamakofo]

[applejuicewerewolf]

The story would progress faster but getting the gun back again would take ages

[rokamakofo]

[beaft]

thinking about bg3 astarion introduction. something very funny about meeting a weird guy on the road and he's like "hey, sorry for trying to stab you. i'm a lawyer btw" and you're like well that seems true. and you click on his picture and see that his character class is just Professional Liar

[lesbianralzarek]

you then go "yanno, maybe thats a more recent gig. lets keep looking" and check out his character background and its ALSO Professional Liar

but he also also was a magistrate once. that wasnt a lie. hes lying about being alive

[bg3astariononlydeok]

[wackfactory]

I think it’s really brave of me to do fuck all today

[segisuo]

no but like kvothe is younger than like everyone so like

kovthe:*leaves after meeting wil and sim*

simmon:

simmon:

wilem: anything you wanna share with us, simmon?

simmon: he's so small!!!

wilem:wh-

simmon, sobbing: i'm not ready to be a father!

or like

simmon: i can't believe our son became a relar before me

wilem, wiping a tear: he's growing up so fast

kvothe, in the distance: fuck you guys!

and

kvothe: so like, i jumped off the roof

simon and wilem, and maybe sovoy: go to your room!

think about them meeting auri

simmon: hi! we're kvothe's dads

wilem: we know you've also had a big part in keeping our son alive this far and we want to thank you

and this

simmon: i don't like you hanging out with this elodin guy. he's a bad influence on you

fela: could you not refer to master elodin as "this elodin guy"

kvothe: no, no, he's got a point

[barryogg]

[aintinacage-deactivated20240518]

Handsome

[underpreparedbard]

wanna go through every stage of grief in a short amount of time? try listening to the amazing devil

[tsunamiwavesurfing]

[27-umbrellas]

Nothin better in umbrella academy season three than Diego’s transcendence from lovable himbo to lovable dilf

[thecraftywriter]

The Boy finished Baptism of Fire and had some thoughts...

[toss-a-coin-to-your-stan-account]

I'm late but I love that they posted an infograph of how many people ciri geralt yennefer and jaskier have killed and yennefer had over 30,000 and the response was that no one was surprised at her number but everyone was surprised that jaskier had not killed even once. funniest fandom ever

[iamoutofideas]

rats are up 300%

[nae-nae-supreme]

[ahsteria]

vibes i am attempting to give off

unreal ghost-like goddess born out of stardust and raised by the moon

badass city chick that will steal ur girl and then proceed to punch a man

aesthetic plant mom with 17 cats who buys cute thrifted clothes and bakes

vibes i am actually giving off

depressed

[acequidwrites]

“Speculative Realism” - Bradley Trumpfheller

[marisatomay]

“what’s the song of the summer” ?? it’s DANCING IN THE DARK by bruce springsteen for the 38th year in a row

[handmaidensabe]

[on date] *winks flirtily* and btw i am soooo haunted by the ghosts of my past mistakes and how preventable their consequences were. do you want me carnally