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@waddafight
...Don’t tell the queens but I kinda broke that pipe on purpose this time. Still had a bad taste in my mouth from Ruk attacking the Tenno during that sentient-ship onslaught. I might hate all you little maggots, but I can at least recognize the fact you’re better than us at dealin’ with those Tau freaks.
I’m so queensdamned tired of these lich assholes forcing their way into my turf. Fuck off with your immortality shit I could kill you in a heartbeat if it wasn’t for that.
AND ONE OF THEM STOLE MY ONE ILLEGAL STASH OF STEAMED BUNS. DO YOU ASSHOLES HAVE ANY IDEA HOW HARD IT IS TO GET MY HANDS ON THAT WITH NO TRACES LEADING TO ME!??!
I was saving one of those ‘red bean’ ones for a desert after the success of the last RATHUUM.....
@executionernok
Nok please take care of yourself. I actually like you. You’re much more tolerable than Zura and her weird Hyekkas.
Stop trying to extort my Executioners, all their pay comes from me and I can’t afford 10k Endo each appearance.
The Queens don’t pay me enough/slashed the budget again thanks to all you little worms going Gauss-happy.
I’m not even sure who’s in charge of the Exo Space Forces. It’s not me, but the stragglers/damaged often land on Sedna.
The upside is my budget has been increased to higher than before! Downside most of it is going to fund repairs....
One of the pilots snagged a few photos of some sort of Sentient Ship. Worrying, but if we Grineer can get our hands on that tech. Well. You Tenno worms might finally be annihilated.
...If the Sentient aren’t still alive and determined to kill off everything not them, that is.
About the gas leak: were the other Executioners affected or did they just go along with your sauced ideas
...The latter. I had them off on that island anyways as it was going to be used for the Queen’s requested acid RATHUUM. Then the gas leak happened and I spent 90% of the month’s budget on... on beach toys.
....
My budget was slashed afterwards.
The fact that your Tenno and your new “Railjacks” or whatever they’re called are only interfering with the floating Lemon and Screaming Pyro’s planetary space is wildly entertaining.
I’ll just be over here watching their report to the Queens while sipping some shaved Ice in water. With a pink umbrella. That chemical leak is worth less lecturing and berating than having massive losses to their space corps or whatever those two call them.
Oh. Great. One of those abominations revived on my turf. Now I have to let him run some of my planet.
...Can you little rats hurry up and kill the bastard for good so I can get back to managing my place in peace?!?
The undead freak keeps scaring Zura! The crowds demand to have her spill blood! I can’t run a good Rathuum if he stays around!
the-tenno-tripped:
waddafight:
I swear I smell Zura’s Hyekkas. Are they in the vents???
Yeah
That explains much. And get out of there, you’re possibly ruining the air flow in the sick bay and Harkonar has a bad cold right now.
I swear I smell Zura’s Hyekkas. Are they in the vents???
What the fucks a Kuva litch and should i worry about having taken a fat sippy
A kuva what now
I don't fuckin KNOW ive just been listening to Grineer radio chatter for the past few hours and that phrase keeps popping up
Heresy be damned they give me the creeps and I’m THE Kela de Thaym.
Well I love Heresy. Can't wait to meet one
I’m not certain bc I hardly remember shit from when I used to like fantasy stuff when I was little, but if it’s actually spelled “lich” then that’s fucking creepy
Liches are supposed to be like. Undead zombie magician things. They’re not real. WTF
Kids. It’s Kuva. It’s weird orokin shit I don’t get as I ain’t a tech person. But the green one isn’t too far off.
Wait how much do you know about this?? What do you mean I’m not too far off?
If say much more I’m gonna break my own pride. Last thing I’m saying is all of the potential Liches seem off and fantasy is more like actuality. And none of Zura’s Hyekkas like them. I haven’t seen them all day and Zura’s locked themselves in their room.
Messing with the dead is too far for me. Now if you don’t mind, I have a RATHUUM to run.
What the fucks a Kuva litch and should i worry about having taken a fat sippy
A kuva what now
I don't fuckin KNOW ive just been listening to Grineer radio chatter for the past few hours and that phrase keeps popping up
Heresy be damned they give me the creeps and I’m THE Kela de Thaym.
Well I love Heresy. Can't wait to meet one
I’m not certain bc I hardly remember shit from when I used to like fantasy stuff when I was little, but if it’s actually spelled “lich” then that’s fucking creepy
Liches are supposed to be like. Undead zombie magician things. They’re not real. WTF
Kids. It’s Kuva. It’s weird orokin shit I don’t get as I ain’t a tech person. But the green one isn’t too far off.
What the fucks a Kuva litch and should i worry about having taken a fat sippy
A kuva what now
I don't fuckin KNOW ive just been listening to Grineer radio chatter for the past few hours and that phrase keeps popping up
Heresy be damned they give me the creeps and I’m THE Kela de Thaym.
Queens have started to roll out their most recent... pet project.
....Zura and her Hyekkas are weird but these new guys are... worse. Something feels off. Dunno why I’m even typing it here, if the Queens caught wind I’d be deemed a traitor, but--
I can’t shake this bad feeling I get around the new.... “Potentials.”
Hell, even Durhnam steers clear of them.
I hate cultists. I hate cultists. I HATE THESE QUEENS-DAMNED INFESTATION CULTISTS!
HOW IN THE VOID DID THEY GET PAST SEDNA’S SECURITY??!?!? RIGHT INTO MY ROOM?! WAKING UP TO SEE THEM PLANNING TO INFECT ME WAS NOT SOMETHING I NEEDED!
...In other news, I’m currently staying in Harkonar’s room until mine is cleaned out from all the.... goop. Everything is too small.....
Girls?
Who the hell is this even from? And what about them?? Our glorious Queens are girls, I’m a girl, and for some reason a lot of other powerful positions are held by men in this society.
Not that I mind. Most of them are tolerable. Aside from the floating Lemon.
If you’re asking about romantic or whatever preferences, you need to stop hiding behind that mask. If you’re asking about military preferences, I would prefer Scorpions to Butchers, and Ballistas to Lancers. Heavy Gunners and Bombadiers are tied.
Okay but what’s your stance on Manics…. Military wise.
If the mad bastards can be pointed in the right direction they’re alright. Otherwise, I’d prefer my troops sane.
Girls?
Who the hell is this even from? And what about them?? Our glorious Queens are girls, I’m a girl, and for some reason a lot of other powerful positions are held by men in this society.
Not that I mind. Most of them are tolerable. Aside from the floating Lemon.
If you’re asking about romantic or whatever preferences, you need to stop hiding behind that mask. If you’re asking about military preferences, I would prefer Scorpions to Butchers, and Ballistas to Lancers. Heavy Gunners and Bombadiers are tied.
