Naturally Distractible

Because life is mostly made up of things you'd rather not be doing.

[vanehwasreal]

missionary? doggy?? um personally i prefer

[world-of-cats]

[nge-deactivated20220127]

[f-yeahtrixiemattel]

[empboy142]

It Follows pt.2

[alexander]

why is the passenger seatbelt buckled

[hellasensitive]

byronesque borzois

[rednines]

if you look at this image you die instantly

[hollowoutmybody]

This image brought me back to life just so it could kill me

[rednines]

someone somewhere probably got off to this

[memecucker]

im immortal now

[softbutxh-deactivated20170428]

this took trillions of years off my life

[parakavka]

[fancy--tuna]

[waffledumptruck]

So pure.

[logisia-deactivated20180425]

[sonypraystation]

why is this a screenshot

[asgardreid-deactivated20180407]

The original post will kill if you look at it directly

[waffledumptruck]

me [searching the beach with my child]: sorry honey, doesn't look like there's any sand dollars left

child: can't the ocean just make more of them?

me: and cause inflation? destroy the sand economy? jesus christ Tiffany, use your head

[colehersch]

Pocket Pussy Review

[gurl-blunt]

I have never related more to anything on this website than the change getting queefed out of this silicone pussy.

[starkwillendurestone]

we need a new plague. I am REPULSED. 

[kontrollsysteme]

[yanapieceofme]

[waffledumptruck]

Me.

[okadas-deactivated20140626]

[pkpaulshow]

[smeasel]

can you fucking chill

[2seat]

[stability]

[onlyblackgirl]

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I’m trying not to holler at work.

[susiethemoderator]

IM BOUT TO SCREAM

[n0chillvibes]

IM DYING