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[jisuto]

[shinolavolume1-deactivated20240]

count dooku after indulging in his daily milano cookie

[ponkolo]

[lactating]

i love "coyote time" as a phrase. I wish it was time for coyotoes all of the time.

[yokowan]

COYOTE TIME ALL OF THE TIME!!!

[waltzingbi]

*me, literally sick with want* whatever

[foone]

[nyanbinary-perineum]

She said she knew what to do because she "had a lot of experience with the wii" and now my penits horts and the tv is broken

[courtesycalling]

Thompson's new outfit

[slitherpunk]

[4e3076]

hmm... this highly personal vent post seems like the perfect place to lay my roleplay egg...

[ripempezardexerox]

[epilepticsaints]

[dragongirlsweetie]

hour 1 of shift: i love helping people and making people happy yay yay yay later today i am gonna go home and have fun and eat a tasty meal and work on my projects and

hour 6: if youu go to the store and buy groceriers you are a piece of shit

hour 8: if i wad 1 apples tall i could live off of one apple for a week... oh but it would rot away... no.... i hate the rot i hate the apple

[wynnerloser]

guess who bitches

[wynnerloser]

sinkdog is real and she's coming to your house right now. let that sink in

[hateusandseeifwemind]

[dndn-passhon]

[strawberrygreens]

BEER !