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Requesting Maxwell's Silver Hammer at the club

“word hashtag my word #myword” has done irreversible damage to my vocabulary

me talking about horror to normal people: its not torture porn, horror is an incredible medium to explore personal complex emotions and the genre at large can really speak to a society's unspoken fears at a given time in history

me talking about horror to my pervert friends: ranking saw traps by how horny they are

ewaneneollav

remembering in my biology class last year when the teacher called someone a numbskull then said “sorry, I should be calling you guys ‘gumball’ ‘cause you’re all chewed up” then a guy said “I’m more like the bones in a grave, like it’s just over for me” & none of it made any sense

fangorn-forest

scientists are in labs right now creating the thinnest and worst material known to mankind so they can make women’s clothing

thatdisasterauthor

Spaghetti strands that are 200 times thinner than a human hair could be woven into bandages to help prevent infections

Technically they're using it for bandages. For now.

ghost-gallery

Quote from the article

The resulting “nanopasta” can then be spun into a tiny mat about 2 centimetres across. While it isn’t intended as food, Clancy says that it should be safe to eat, but is reticent to talk about having tried it. “It’s an ethical quandary to talk about scientific self-experimentation,” he says. “But, hypothetically, one might expect it to be chewier than you’d expect.”

ralfmaximus

Oh he's definitely eating it

special-lucky-chosen-one

scientists are in labs right now creating the thinnest and worst material known to mankind so they can surreptitiously eat it

#this is so real i support him

"I hate the culture of sports worship" girl wtf are we talking about i know from one look you had a teenage bedroom covered in 1D posters

#me #i am eavesdropping on the phds lol

platypusesforarms

Cassowary family 🐦Dino Bird (2017)

This cassowary is now a proud father. He cares for all three chicks equally, even if they may not all be his. They are only three weeks old and Dad keeps them close.

#ugh i looooooove cassowarys!!!#i love birds