BearWithMeDC

Tbd

[the-text-doctor]

<Reblog to get a sword.> o()xxx[{::::::::::::::::::::::::::::>

[ilovedthestars]

"how do you feel about labels as a queer person?"

[duolingo-official]

[whydidisavethistomyphone]

[rslashrats]

grab your nonbinary unspecified body part and do something vague to it

[helenvaughans]

[haonqq]

Note to self do not leave pens in the car in arizona i gUESS????

[haonqq]

ALL OF THEM

[ahsadler]

[anti-parent]

teamwork makes the dream work. and dreamwork. makes shrek

[anti-parent]

fantastic. i love it. i posted this after my wife said it yesterday and as i was doing it i was like "this can't be an original thought. as soon as i hit post someone's going to say 'you stole this from a tweet from 2014' and i'll say 'no, i stole it from my beautiful wife.'"

[canthaveshitingotham-crucified]

i hate it when i cant even write a poem about something because its too obvious. like in the airbnb i was at i guess it used to be a kids room cause you could see the imprint of one little glow in the dark star that had been missed and painted over in landlord white. like that's a poem already what's the point

[canthaveshitingotham-crucified]

you get it. you get the themes. i dont have time to do it justice. just look at it its on the ceiling

[brenna]

[teaboot]

[wheresmyphonemp3]

[fadingponycookiedream]

[andsorrowsend]

[werefeathers]

[lokaror]

i eat your grandads clothes

[flyingsquidzeez]

Macklemoth

[animentality]

[animentality]

[mikerickson]

Some rando lady was just mean-mugging the shit out of me in the supermarket like I spit in her food. Then she said, "Oh. It's a dog..." like she was disappointed. I assume she was talking about the shirt and not me, but who knows?

[parasocialites]

how did a woman manage to date elvira for 19 years and not tell every single person she knows

[onetine]

[thememedaddy]

[whosurisold]

No,,,,,,, we are not!

[threesome-kingxx]

You’re cute but can me and my friend rub our dicks together inside you?

[escuerzoresucitado]

[cyberdogbutch]

let's get zoomies with mama !!

[chiuseppes-mother]

@twentytoadstwerkinginatrenchcoat

[hateusandseeifwemind]

[pinene]

Can anyone explain wtf is going on here especially a Korean speaker

[tadeadshihamurder]

someone on reddit explained 😭

[no-one-offical]

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[desmolbean404]

That is one of the most astronomical fuck up translations I have ever seen.