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I have no idea what im doing | dutch | 23 | she/her

[beyourghost]

i think more final girls should be forty and kind of weird and off-putting

[going2hell4everythingbutbeingbi]

being friends with english majors is so fun you'll send a text like hey are you free for brunch and they'll respond with some shit like "haven't the faintest clue, my schedule is utterly fucked"

[going2hell4everythingbutbeingbi]

english majors so used to talking like 19th century british aristocracy they think this is a joke about busy schedules

[wifegideonnav]

“bits to use in everyday conversations”

[creature-adjacent]

Carnivorous plants doin this is so funny to me

They don't wanna eat their pollinators :(

[questionablepastries]

[pageofmirth]

gonna start saying Bagayaya before bed

[pageofmirth]

[theoneofwhomisblue]

[blossposs]

[crispylilworm]

[theoneofwhomisblue]

[theoneofwhomisblue]

[b-0-ngripper]

[godisafujoshi]

Fuck the haters. I believe in you

[nick-nonya]

woa

[bathroomcube]

[briarpatch-kids]

I desperately need y'all to see this scam bot I just got:

[melodramas]

what working a 15 hour shift with the devil himself does to a woman

[natasha-lightwood]

you'd think they're telling her her father died instead she just got caught losing the idgaf war absolutely hysterical character

[pigtailchatheter]

[songsomi]

[kewaizii]

Anyone can cook 🧑🏼‍🍳🐀

[wumiwux]

oh so you’re evil? Name every resident.

[princess-of-morkva]

put that woman into a Situation now. i'm serious. drop that sad whiteboy you've been chewing on for the last three hours and just try chewing on the Woman. it's so much better out here. the world is beautiful. you are putting yourself in a cage. take my hand and come with me. put that woman into a Situation

[lepidopteragirl]

deadbeat group chat member

[motherfucker-somewhat-limited]

really enjoying all the videos Muslims have been posting of their cats looking like this

when the humans are up at 4 am for suhoor

[motherfucker-somewhat-limited]