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Arlo | 20 | They/Them | Agender | Lesbian | Perpetually emotionally exhausted | Read my about and byf before following

[wake-up-its-1984]

it's been fun, but for a lot of reasons i am no longer using this blog! if you try to contact me here i will not see it, please use my new url if you have it.

[the-bibrarian]

You’ve heard of:

Thanks, I hate it!

Get ready for:

[hotvampireadjacent]

HUH???

[karnalesbian]

DISNEYLAND HAD A DECAPITATION PROBLEM THIS WEEK

[the-mystic-knights]

Happy 65th Birthday Steve Bartek !! [30th January, 1952]

Steve started out as a bassist in a High School band and got his first song-writing credits with Strawberry Alarm Clock at 14 years old, with the help of his neighbour George Bunnell. He was invited to audition for The Mystic Knights by former trumpet player Josh Gordon, replacing Stan Ayeroff as the guitarist.

Steve would remain with the band through their transition into a rock band and contribute to every Oingo Boingo recording until their breakup in ‘95. During this time, he also became Danny’s Orchestrator, working alongside him on hundreds of film and TV projects, often having to ‘rein in’ Danny’s habit of over-writing - “…Steve is very helpful in finding train-wrecks before we get to the scoring stage… he’ll be able to help me like ‘tell me where I fucked up by laying it on too dense’…”

Steve went on to form Doug & The Mystics alongside fellow Boingo members Avila, Sluggo, Vatos and ‘honorary’ member Doug Lacy; he also performs as part of jackiO alongside Avila, David Raven and Ira Ingber. He regularly performs with several of his former bandmates in Oingo Boingo Dance Party and continues as Danny’s Orchestrator.

[weloveshortvideos]

Kitty fart

Vine by Cersei

[fataleflare]

I CANT STOP LAUGHING WHYYY

[parasitickittens]

HOW DID THAT MUCH FLATULENCE COME OUT OF THAT TINY KITTY BUTT

[sleepysmilesamirite]

Seriously it fucking LIFTS OFF

[vincent-the-purple-deactivated2]

“3…2….1….LIFT OFF!!”

[infirm-of-purpose]

@dandelionofthanatos

[dandelionofthanatos]

and the kitty just

“what?”

[gratatata-shalala]

I literally have not laughed this hard in over a year, oh my god

[unsettlingstories]

I’m fucking dying lmfao

[iliekbutts]

I’m pee

@wake-up-its-1984 @m-dub-o-dub @coolcitycitizen @martiniranch @marmalade-skeleton-gem @tenderprey @retro-sci-fi-songbird

[wake-up-its-1984]

lmao my cats were playing and immediately after jinx got bored, roxy decided to take a nap with her paws still in the air

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we got blue skies today babey!!!!!

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noah fence but i literally don't care about anything in this world as much as i do my cat

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i had to kick roxy out of my room for a few hours so i could wash my sheets/blankets without her tracking stuff on em, and when i finally opened the door she immediately dashed in. when i sat down the very first thing she did was sit on my lap like this and start purring

[wake-up-its-1984]

official ren and stimpson review:

actual ep plots are relatively boring and slow paced, but the expressions in this animation are hilarious and i love billy west so im watching it anyways

[lovphobia]

can y'all send some asks that are like “thoughts on ______”

[omgthatdress]

83,500 Vintage Sewing Patterns Put Into Online Database From Vogue, McCall’s, Butterick, And Simplicity

Whether you’re an expert costume designer or have ever aspired to sew your own clothes, there is now a website with 85,300 vintage sewing patterns on it, including patterns by McCall’s, ...

[roachpatrol]

@thischick25

[thischick25]

[ministryofsillysuits]

Direct link: http://vintagepatterns.wikia.com/wiki/Main_Page

[systlin]

WFHAT HOLY SHIIT

[plainsonglady]

[tainbocuailnge]

me fantasizing about making a thing but not actually making it but I’m having a great time just fantasizing about it so it’s ok

[wake-up-its-1984]

i'm the grandma friend. if you come over to my house i will feed you as many hot meals as you can eat and sew you a nice new shirt

[boys-say-go]

when u scratch a cat’s chin and they lift their head up reblog if u agree

[hidden-suggestion]

when u scratch a cat’s cheek and they lean their head into ur hand reblog if u agree

[nyanbinyuri]

when u put your hand in front of your cat’s face and they gently headbut u reblog if u agree

[roughhewnends]

when ur cat runs just a lil bit faster to get to u reblog if u agree

[meloneons-deactivated20210423]

cats reblog if u agree

[self-healing]

stop believing that you ran out of time to shape yourself into who you want to be! stop believing that its ruined! stop believing you don’t have potential! you are not a fixed being! you have endless opportunities to grow.

[wake-up-its-1984]

im going to wear this stupid poop hat daily until i get a better hat