im a sick bitch

he/it the same way an unidentified animal is

[koboldcombo]

22 ❥ he/him or it/its ❥ bisexual & t4t ❥ TME

18+ ONLY! i hard block freely and often!

blog will contain varying levels of adult humor, suggestive content, and otherwise mature subjects. more info below the cut

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if you like what you see, there is more of me here and here:

❥ my writing (sfw) ❥ oc/art tag ❥ ask/rp blog mutuals can ask for NSFW links!

[scorchedsienna]

horniest job questionnaire ive ever seen

[unteriors]

N Main Street, Eureka, Kansas.

[coffeepee-deactivated20230511]

this is driving me fucking insane

[koboldcombo]

slenderman’s gone soft he’s hiring paunchy catboys now

[koboldcombo]

contemplating remaking again. we need a deep cleanse this blog is old and haggard now

[g5-iguazu-deactivated20240408]

back in the 00s a single dancing anime chibi gif would feed us for months on end

[kurenaiwataru]

Here’s the template. Go forth and recreate the dancing anime chibi gif. Revive the old ways.

[enbyhyena]

This fucking thing all over deviantART in the 00s-10s LMAO

[mycomputerthinksimgay]

You, an edgy mall goth: Personal Jesus by Marilyn Manson

Me: an even edgier mall goth: Personal Jesus by Mindless Self Indulgence

[abandonedabandoned]

Me, a cowgoth: Personal Jesus by Johnny Cash

Me, a gay cowgoth: Personal Jesus by Depeche Mode

[swankyangles]

[keylethwasleft]

don’t worry, i’ve compiled at least 121 distinct and discrete personal jesuses so no one else has to

[garbage-empress]

there are over 7 billion people on this planet which means approximately 58 million people have to share a “personal” jesus. what a fucking scam.

[rhodabotics]

“we’re going to get nasty letters saying ‘where’s my personal jesus?’ ‘why don’t i have a personal jesus?’”

[b0nkcreat]

i forgot there are people on this planet that like cave diving and i think i just found the most fear inducing youtube channel ever

[b0nkcreat]

the two guys running this account are identical twins and i can only imagine them in my head as the girls from the shining. look me in the eyes and tell me these titles are sane and normal

[b0nkcreat]

HOW DID YOU GET IN THERE .

[gorgynei]

average butch friend group

[3000s]

you deserve to get really fat and get really cozy and quit your job to go be fat and cozy

[hometoursandotherstuff]

You cannot be drunk or otherwise stumbling about in this house. Check out the landing and hall.

Look at this landing! Adhere to the wall when you get to the top of the stairs.

Then, careful navigating the hall or fall back down to the 1st fl.

[robin-the-robo]

Minigolf course-ass house

[transbaphomet]

[soapkid]

tricks or treats !!

TREAT

[lunariarts]

FUCK YES!!!

[batgadoran1000cc-deactivated202]

by @Gadoran2000cc

[hughierogers]

enthusiastic volunteer

[achesspiece]

top 10 cunnilingus techniques that will make your boyfriend forget he has a corporeal form

[lizardsister]